//this would all be in dialogue//

Sooyoung: Welcum erybody!

Jessica: Yah! That's wrong!

Sooyoung: What's wrong?

Jessica: Your english! This is a new story for god sake. At least please be a little bit more normal. Introduce yourself in a proper way!

Sooyoung: I am normal!

Jessica: Let's start this again, shall we? Hi, I'm Jessica Jung.

Sooyoung: Who are you talking to, baby?

Jessica: Dont't call me 'baby' yet! It's a new story and author haven't told us whether we're together or not here.

Sooyoung: But… the title says that it's a SooSic oneshot….

Jessica: Not necessary a couple to be said, Soo. We could be little kids doing kids stuff here. Like playing with barbies, doing foolish mistakes and all. Author could even turn you into a Shrek.

Sooyoung: WHY ME

Jessica: Um, because author would always give me the same role. The same rich who's got a bestfriend named Tiffany and a person who hates cucumber.

Sooyoung: What the hell is Tiffany doing in our story?

Jessica: Soo, look at those goddamn tags. We're not the only ones living here. It's a freaking oneshot. Our stories are different in every chapter

Sooyoung: You mean we could be grandmas today and the next day we'll turn to freaking ET?!

Jessica: something….like that. Depending on author's mood. Maybe she'll turn me into one of her weird looking creatures again. But just, dont't piss her off when she's on period. I dont want her to turn me into a freaking cucumber.

Sooyoung: THERE'S A POSSIBILITY WE COULD BE FRUITS TOO?

Sooyoung: wait, cucumber is a fruit…is it? Or a vegetable?

Jessica: Soo , we're talking about author's new one shot here.

Sooyoung: Ah yes. Well, I just hope that author give more attention to us. Not Tiffany, not Taeyeon or the others. Just us.

Jessica: I hope for the same thing too, baby

Sooyoung: YOU CALLED ME BABY!

Jessica: SCREW IT.

??: BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO

Sooyoung: What the ?

Jessica: Who on earth-

??: PIU PIU PIU PIU PIU PIU PIU PIU PIU PIU

Jessica : CAN U PEOPLE UPSTAIRS JUST SHUT THE UP FOR A MOMENT. WE'RE DOING SOMETHING HERE

??: YOU ARE MUST LOVE ME!

Jessica: Get the out Yuri!

Yuri: Hey my name is YuwRee!

Sooyoung: Get off! This is our time to shine!

Sunny: Wow a new story!

Hyoyeon: Wow I saw us!

Hyoyeon: HI NYURK

Yuri: Yah thats my line!

Taeyeon: Hey i need some screentime too! Get out!

Jessica: GODDAMMIT GUYS GET LOST

Tiffany: PETITION FOR PINK AFF

Yonna: not everybody wants pink AFF unnie!

Seohyun: we should eat healthy

Sooyoung: this has nothing to do with the new story Seobaby

Tiffany: I AM PINK MONSTAH

Jessica: NOBODY GIVES A TIFF

Yuri: lets introduce ourselves!

Taeyeon: They all know our name already you stupid yoga pearl

Yoona: how????