Reason to Hate #2: Noona is pushy.

☠x The Noona Hater x☠
[One year after.]
 
AYA'S POV(yes, that's our noona's name (; )
 
"Out of my way!" He pushed a sophomore on the lockers.

"Dude, no need to go all hyper." A hot guy who's always flipping his hair to the side tried to restraint the cute, baby-faced one.

"He got in my way." The babyface growled.
The guy who had huge eyes looked at babyface reproachfully.
"...hyung." babyface grunted, rolling his eyes.

"That's better." Huge eyes nodded.

"Whatever." Babyface mumbled under his breath, slamming his hand on the lockers.

And at that time, I am so sure, I've never seen anyone more enticing.

--
Taemin's POV

"So, Taemin. I'll see you there, right?" Suzy asked, running her fingers on my arm.

"..Maybe." I leaned down and pecked her lips.

"Mmm..Well, I'll be waiting." She sighed.

I smirked. "It's not like you can do anything else."
I started to hitch my bag in my shoulders.
"I gotta go. See you." I winked at her.

"Hey wait, don't you have history with us?" She looked confused.

I sighed inwardly. Suzy is cute but she sure is forgetful.
Or maybe just plain stupid?
Hmm...More fun for me.

"I'm a genius, remember? I have advanced calculus." I shrugged.

"Oh right.." She pouted. "With the seniors."

"Yeah."

"Promise me you won't let them flirt with you." She fluttered her eyelashes.

I chuckled. "It's not like they have a chance." I raised an eyebrow.

"Against me?" She breathed seductively.

"No. Are you serious?!" I laughed in her face.

She blushed and bit her lip.
"Uh..I was just kidding..Haha.."

"Good. You're funny, Suzy." I smiled at her and walked away.

Girls.
They're so obvious.
Pfft.
But hey, fun is fun.
Who am I to complain?

--
AYA'S POV
"Find the discontinuity of y = 8x-3." The professor droned on.

I sighed. This is sooo...boring.

Why do we need to take this class anyway? Calculus won't get me a high-profile job in the future.
Nor will it save me from any life-threatening situations.
I was almost falling asleep when babyface walked into the room.

OMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSH!!!
What is HE doing here?!

"It's babyface!!" I nudged Yuna excitedly.

"You mean Taemin?"

"Taemin~?"
Even his name sounds tempting.

Yuna snorted. "He's been our classmate for 2 weeks already. How could you not know?" She looked at me as if I was stupid.

Maybe I was.
Or maybe just blind.
For not noticing that we have an eyecandy like that in our class!

"He is?! AGFBAMFG! How come I didn't know?!"

"He was always early. And always sits at the front. While you..always sit in the back, sleeping..and failing everything. Pfft."

"Excuse me." I glared at her. "I am being a rebel. Taking a stand against the society for making us take these useless subjects!" I said indignantly.

"You moron. Calculus actually helps us in being more meticulous and being more analytical in our thinking." Yuna turned her attention to the board again.

"I am already meticulous and analytical, thank you very much." I huffed and stared at babyface.

I mean Taemin.
And my soon to be boyfriend.

"Hey. How come he isn't in our other classes?" A hot senior like that and I wouldn't notice?!
I should shoot myself now.

"Because he's not actually a senior. He's a junior. So keeps your hands to yourself, you cougar." Yuna murmured, still staring at the board and tapping her pencil.

"A junior?! Seriously?!" I frowned.
Oh well. Who cares?!

Love is love.

"Hey wait, why is he here in our class then?"

Yuna sighed. "It's because--"

"So can anyone answer this equation?" Prof Yunho asked.

"Oh ."
I immediately buried my head in my desk.
Please don't let him call me to the front to answer the damn question...

"Hmm..What about you, Mr. Lee? You're late. And you just sat in your chair like it's nothing. Answer the equation." Prof Yunho said sternly.
Oh thank goodness I'm not the victim today.

I frowned. Mr. Lee? Is it Onew then?
I raised my head.

OMIGOSH.
So Taemin is Mr. Lee?!

Note to self: Already found the perfect surname that would go well with me.

Lee.
Mrs. Lee Taemin.

Heh. Not bad.

Taemin sighed and stood up.
Oh no. Poor baby. I looked at him sympathetically.
Obviously he can't answer Mr. Yunho's problem.
Then he'll be one of his targets the whole sem.

Oh my poor, poor, hubby.
As I see him staring into the problem, my heart ached.
My poor yobo can't answer it, as predicted.
I felt like shouting "Baby! wifey will answer for you~"
But I don't know the answer and besides, he'll probably think I'm a weirdo and I'll lose all my chances in getting him as a prom date.

Must. Restraint. Self.

Maybe I should create a distraction of some kind while Yuna here slips him the answer.
Hmm..Should I pretend to faint? Or maybe--
Suddenly, Hubby started writing on the board.
I shook my head.

My brave, courageous honey! Even pretending to write something just so he won't get apprehended.

Sigh. How manly.

When he finally stepped back from the board and Mr. Yunho inspects his answer, I bit my lip, waiting for the scolding.
"Hmm..Domain is all real numbers and there's no point of discontinuity..Hmm..good. Okay, next problem.."
As Taemin takes his seat, my mouth drops open.

He knows the answer?!
But..how..what..why..

AJKSFGFHRG!

Is my hubby a genius too?!

Ohmygosh. How lucky am I?!

Handsome and smart!
A complete package indeed!

As Mr. Yunho calls more students to answer the other problems, I continued to stare at perfection.
Sigggghhh.

"Okay, class. Here's everyone's favorite! A project!" Mr. Yunho said cheerfully.
We all groaned. Not again.
Stupid project.
"Hey! Don't be like that. It's in pairs this time."

I sat up straight.
In pairs? Then maybe me and hubby could work on it together!

"And since I'm so kind, I'm letting you choose your partners!"

LETTING US CHOOSE OUR PARTNERS?!
LETTING US...CHOOSE?!

AYIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!~~~

"So...Is it us or what?" Yuna looked at me expectantly.

"What?" I asked absently, looking at Taemin while the others started to pair off.
Suddenly, I saw Onew making his way towards my destiny.
"YAH! CHICKEN FREAK! I GOT DIBS ON HUBBY!" I shouted all the way from the back while pointing at Taemin.

Everyone looked at me.
Onew froze, confused.

And Taemin stared at me, surprised.
"Was she...talking about you..hyung?" He asked uncertainly.

"Did she say my name?" Onew whispered back.

"Well..she said chicken freak. Is that..er..you?" Taemin asked, uncomfortable with the awkwardness.

The others started to mind their own business again, since they were used to my random outbursts.
I jumped from my seat and went to him.
"Hi Taemin! I think WE should be partners for this project!" I held out my hand to him so that he can shake it.

He stared at it.
"Do I know you?"

I laughed."Oh you silly cute boy. I'm a noona. Respect me a little huh?" I fluttered my eyelashed at him.

He raised an eyebrow. "Every girl here is, in fact, a noona to me." He said slowly.

"Well, of course. But I'm the noona who should be your partner for this project!" I smiled at him sweetly.
Hey. My smile always works.
Isn't that why Lee Joon used to be my ex-boyfriend?

"Hmm..Onew hyung?" He looked at Onew questioningly.

I glared at Onew, sending him a telepathic message: if you still choose Taemin as your partner, YOU ARE DEAD AND I'LL MAKE SURE CHICKEN WILL BE EXTINCT BY TOMORROW.

Onew looked at me hesitantly.
"Err..I think I see Teuk waving at me. I'll just pick him. Hehe. See you later, Taem." He said nervously and walked away quickly.
 
Good thing Onew talks telepathic.
"So?" I flashed him a smile.
"Yes Mr. Lee. I think you should take her as your partner. Your skills in this subject can help balance her..lack of.." Mr. Yunho coughed, shrugging.
 
I narrowed my eyes.
Jerky professor, making me look stupid.

"Yeah!" I faked a happy tone.
"And maybe you can teach me while we're working on this." I tried to act shy.

"Yeah. Good idea." Mr. Yunho nodded.
Yeah, whatever, Mr. Third Wheel. Can you go away already and leave me and my hubby in peace?!

"Partners?" I held out my hand to him again.
Oh please, please, please. Just touch my hand already!

"It's not like I have any choice." He stared ahead.

I dropped my hand after 5 seconds.
Hmpf. Maybe he's shy.
Oh well. At least he's my partner now.

I skipped back to my seat happily.
"What did you just do?!" Yuna whispered to me angrily.

"Securing my future." I answered dreamily.

"Idiot!" She said angrily.

"What?" I turned to her. "I'm sorry for not being your partner, okay? But my heart felt like it was being pulled by him~ my heart feels electrified~" I giggled.

"It's not that! I can't believe you like him!" She sighed.

"Why not? Have you taken one look at the boy? He's a work of art!"

"Hear me loud and clear, Aya." Yuna looked at me seriously.

"What?" I asked nervously.

"Lee Taemin hates noonas."
 
Reason to Hate #2: Noona is pushy.
Reason to Hate #2: Noona is pushy in wanting me as a partner.
 

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I'M SORRY FOR THE LATE UPDATE. ><

and yes, as you guys have noticed, i decided to make a mean and flirty taem.

 

are you guys okay with that?

 

read my warning in the foreword to know more. (;

 

 

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Kpopized
#1
So I took a 2 year break from AFF and I come back to re read this because no other story has ever cracked me up this much. Please complete it omo T__T (side note: mini fic ma hahahahahahahh)
JaeNim123
#2
Chapter 28: Well, I just started reading this after being subscribed since 2014 and I'm so upset that it hasn't been updated since before I subscribed. Authornim, please update soon!
kimkirimkhim #3
new reader here. :))) Your story looks so interesting
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#4
When will you update?
We miss you and your story, authornim. :(
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#5
Update please authornim. Looking forward to this
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#6
I just finished reading this story once again even if this is not finished. I really liked the humor in this story. Author-nim, can you please continue this story? Pretty please? :)
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Chapter 28: please update this fic pls pls
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I miss this story like so bad. Unnie, update soon please!!
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#10
Chapter 14: Love your chapters! :)