Reason to Hate#9: Broken OTP.
☠x The Noona Hater x☠
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i'm not kidding. it's really y.
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F L A M E S
Lee Taemin = 3
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Aya Toma = 5
8 = [L]overs
I did a small fist pump in the air while smiling widely.
"We're lovers! Yessss!" I rejoiced in my seat. Quietly, of course.
"What are you doing? Is that the answer for number three?" Yoseob peered in on my part of the desk curiously.
"No." I looked at him weirdly.
"What's number three?"
"Uh, our seatwork?"
"Blah. Such unnecessary things!" I rolled my eyes.
"Then what were you doing?" Yoseob looked confused.
"Taemin and I..." I showed him the results proudly.
"Are lovers!" I giggled.
"Isn't that great?"
"Lovers?" Yoseob scrunched up his nose.
"Do you seriously believe this stuff?" He looked at me incredulously, making me huff.
"YES I DO believe this stuff! It's very accurate!" I said haughtily.
"Pfft. As if. Those are just predictions."
"PREDICTIONS that are TRUE!" I argued back.
"I so totally tried it on my parents and M came up for them!"
"M?" Yoseob made a face.
"What's M supposed to be? Mutual understanding?"
"No, you moron! It's Marriage! M stands for MARRIAGE!" I glared at him.
"Pfft. All a coincidence."
"A coincidence?!" I narrowed my eyes at him.
"They've been married for 17 years! Turning 18 soon on October! So what do you say to that?!"
"Are your parents the only proof to this flames thing of yours? Why don't you give me more couples who matched exactly what flames has predicted for them." He crossed his arms, looking like an arrogant bastard.
"Fine, you want a perfect match?! Here's a perfect match!"
I angrily wrote down my evidence for him and after completing it, almost shoved it into his face.
Yang Yoseob = 5
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Son Dongwoon = 9
14 = [L]overs
"YAH! YAH! HOW COME I'M PARTNERED WITH A BOY?!" Yoseob protested loudly, making everyone look at us.
Thank goodness Prof Yunho's not here and just left us with a seatwork to do, which I haven't really started on yet, but whatever.
"You asked for it!" I smirked and he narrowed his eyes at me.
"Fine, fine! I'll get you a girl." I stuck out my tongue at him and wrote down his name again, this time with a girl.
"There!"
Yang Yoseob = 10
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Girly Yang Yoseob =12
22 = [M]arriage
"Well will you look at that! You're a perfect match with yourself! As expected."
Yoseob glared at me.
"Okay, okay. Don't get mad. Here!"
Yang Yoseob = 2
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His Stupid Desk = 4
8 = [S]weethearts
"Yah, Aya Toma!" He crossed his arms, pouting and I laughed.
"Do you believe the power of flames now?"
He scratched his head, getting his stuff.
"Whatever. I'm switching seats."
NOOOOO! WHO'S GOING TO HELP ME WITH THIS SEATWORK NOW??
MUST TURN SITUATION AROUND QUICKLY!!
"Great! Leave me to do all this seatwork, why don't you?!" I looked at him, hurt.
"Yah, Aya." He looked guilty.
"Look, I don't know how to answer that either."
"Yeah, yeah, you traitor." I looked away, trying to make him feel guilty until he offers to do my seatwork for me.
"Fine, I'll get someone for you! Happy?" He mumbled and went off.
I nodded sadly, continuing my act and he cringed.
"I'm getting the one you like! Now stop moping around!" He muttered and walked away quickly.
I smiled to myself, is he going to get my hubby then?
Haha. Boys are so gullible~
I flipped my compact mirror open, trying to see if there's any dirt or blemish on my face.
"ojik nan neoui Boyfriend~ eh eh eh!" I sang to myself, giggling like crazy.
"Here you go Queen Aya, now you can stop trying to make me feel guilty."
I snapped my compact shut and stopped singing, a bright smile on my face as I turned around to face them.
"Thanks Seob--" My eyes widened.
"Joon?!"
"Hey, ex!" Joon beamed and sat next to me.
"Yah! I thought you were going to get someone..." I looked at Joon carefully.
"Someone...uh...who's good at math? Like...Taemin!"
"No. Taemin already went out. He finished his work in ten minutes. I don't even know where he is!"
"But why did you get Joon??" I frowned, making my ex also frown.
"What's wrong with that?"
"What?! He's your ex! You USED to like him!" Yoseob looked at me like it was obvious.
"So?" I looked at him incredulously.
"So? What so? I do not understand!" Yoseob looked confused.
"He's not even in our class! Yah!" I turned to Joon.
"Your prof might get mad at you! Better go back to class!" I warned him and he smirked.
"I knew it! My Aya still loves me, huh? So concerned about me!" He took my hands to his.
"Okay, I'll consider getting back with you." He smiled sweetly.
"What the heck are you talking about?" I yanked my hands away.
"I'm not interested!" I glared at him then at Yoseob who still looked dumbfounded.
"You , Yoseob." I mumbled.
"But why?" He whined.
"You guys dated!"
"Uh yeah, for six months!" I made a face.
"Six?! It was eight!" Joon looked hurt.
"Was it eight?" I thought hard.
"That's it. I'm going. I'll never understand girls!" Yoseob mumbled, walking away.
"How could you forget?! I even got those devil horns headband for you!" Joon suddenly said.
"Huh. Yeah. That headband." I narrowed my eyes at him.
"Who the heck gives his girlfriend something like that for their monthsary?"
"It was meaningful, okay!"
"How are devil horns headband meaningful?!"
"Well, it means that..." He looked at me blankly.
"That...we can attack any obstacles that comes in our way as a couple!" He looked proud.
"What?" I gaped at him.
"You know...you can poke them with your headband and stuff..." He shrugged.
"Why the heck did I even date you?"
"Because I'm perfect?" Joon looked at me as if it was obvious and I gagged.
"Anyway, let's just do this huh? What do you need to answer?"
"This." I said sullenly, showing him the seatwork.
"Ah, Geometry!"
"This is Calculus." I looked at him suspiciously.
"Oh...right..." He stared at the paper blankly.
"So...we first add x and y..."
"Where's y?" I looked at the first equation carefully.
"Here! In number two!" Joon shook his head.
"Ah, Aya, Aya! Not very good in math, are we?"
"You're so stupid!" I glared at him.
"You can't add equations from numbers one and two! Aish, never mind! I'll do it!" I grabbed my paper.
"No! I'll do it!" He said stubbornly but I didn't let go.
"Yah!!"
Suddenly, with all the pulling, the paper ripped in half.
"MY SEATWORK!" I said in dismay.
"Oops...you shouldn't have pulled so hard Aya..." Joon sighed.
I lunged at his throat.
"YOU STUPID BABOON!" I shouted, strangling him hard.
This is definitely one instance wherein I wish Prof Yunho is here.
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TAEMIN'S POV
Let's see, my chemistry book is here, then english, and history...
I counted my books meticulously, trying to see if I missed out anything.
I stretched, that seatwork is soooo easy!
Speaking of which, I wonder if anyone else finished it this early?
"Taemin?"
I turned around at someone calling my manly and cool name.
"Yes? Oh. Sir Kim." I bowed low in front of our principal.
"What are you doing, wandering here in the halls?" He smiled.
"Oh, I uh, finished our seatwork early sir...so, I was just..."
"Loitering around?" He looked at me knowingly.
"N-No!" I protested.
"Uhm, I was just..."
"Yeah, okay. Tell you what, you need to go back to class now. Vice Principal Park is circling the halls too. You don't want to get caught, do you?"
I immediately shook my head.
"Good." He laughed.
"Bye Taemin!"
I hurriedly walked back to my calculus class.
Aw, man. What am I going to do there?
Hey wait.
Maybe noona isn't done with her seatwork yet!~
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AYA'S POV
"How did you even pass junior year, huh?" I scoffed, erasing his answer for number two.
"See? We only like, have ten minutes left and I still have to do eight more problems! You're not helping at all!"
"Is it my fault you're not very good at math?" Joon shrugged.
"Not very good?!" I wanted to strangle him again.
"You're atrocious! At least I know that the product of two negative numbers is a positive number!"
"Whatever! That goes against my principles!" He argued back.
"Principles?! What the heck are you talking about? We're just solving math problems here!"
"I don't believe that two wrongs make a right! Okay?" He huffed.
"THAT'S NOT APPLICABLE TO MATH YOU IDIOT!" I stood up, shouting, making everyone look at us.
"Are you guys okay?" Yoseob looked at us worriedly.
" off! You brought him here!" I glared at him, making Junhyung laugh.
"Haha. Stupid, you can't put in two exes together and not expect a war!" He snickered.
"How was I supposed to know?" Yoseob pouted.
"Aya, don't get so worked up. It looks like you're still in love with me or something." He smirked.
"Come to think of it...You really do still love me, huh?" He smiled sweetly.
I clenched my fists. Is my ex the most stupid guy on earth or what?!
"Yeah, I love you!" I shouted, annoyed.
"I'd really love to stab you right now! That's what I love!" I stepped on his foot.
"OW!" He shouted, rubbing his foot.
Great. Maybe that will make him go away.
Please, oh please, go away now.
To my surprise though, he only looked up at me admiringly.
"Wow, Aya." He breathed. "Such fiery love from my ex!" He looked touched.
"This just proves how great of a boyfriend I was!"
Suddenly, Yuna walked by and I threw her a pleading save-me-from-this-loser look.
However, she only eyed the two of us, nodding.
"I approve of this pairing."
Then sauntered away.
What the?!
"Hey! Isn't that your cousin?" Joon said pointing at Yuna and waving at her happily.
Oh, I give up.
"Whatever, loser. I'm tired." I sat down on my seat and rested my head on the desk.
"Sorry." Joon suddenly mumbled.
"I promise I'll help you answer all these..."
I looked at him doubtfully.
"I swear!" He raised his right hand.
This was one of the things I liked about Joon. When he says he's going to try, he really means it.
"Fine." I sighed.
"Let's just split the numbers up huh? I'll take the odd numbers, you take the even ones."
"Okay!" Joon nodded eagerly and started to dance around stupidly in his seat.
I grimaced. Ugh. We'd better finish this, quick!
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TAEMIN'S POV
"Noo--"
"Yeah, I love you!" She shouted and my eyes widened.
Did I hear that right?
I looked at the guy she was shouting at.
Hey.
Wait.
It's one of those guys from Aya noona's house!
What was his name again?
Joon?!
The one who liked the raisin cookies!
What is HE doing here?!
"Such fiery love from my ex!" He looked touched.
EX?! HE'S HER EX?!
I inched away quickly, my face reddening.
So...her ex...it's Joon hyung?
Well, it's obvious they still like each other.
Especially when they declare their love like that.
As I saw him helping her with the seatwork, I unknowingly pouted and even stepped over someone's foot as I backed away continuously away from the couple.
I guess Aya noona doesn't need my help after all...
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AYA'S POV
"Aish! Five minutes left! Where's Taemin when you need him?!" I made a face.
"Who's Taemin?"
Joon frowned.
"My hubby..." I mumbled, continuing to work on problem number five.
"What?" Joon asked aloud.
"You got a new puppy?! How come I didn't know that?? And why is Taemin his name? I don't think it fits very well--"
I looked at him, sad for his stupidity and deafness.
"Aigoo Joon...maybe I never should've left you..."
"What?" He asked aloud again, leaning closer.
"Is that the answer for number eight?"
"Huh?"
I was so confused, maybe it really was a good idea we broke up!
"Oh right, I don't know if your brother told you this but..." He paused dramatically.
"But what?" I stared at him.
"Well, don't be surprised okay?" He said gently.
"What is it? Did something happened?" I asked anxiously.
"Kinda..." He looked at me sadly.
"What?? What is it?!"
"It's a shocking news...so be prepared, okay?"
I nodded, afraid.
"Well, a mailman came to your house the other day and he was looking for you."
"Mailman?" I scrunched my nose.
"Why? I had mail?"
But I'm pretty sure there were no mail deliveries for me last week.
"Yup. It was a voicemail!"
"A mailman was looking for me...to give me a voicemail?"
"Yup!" He answered nonchalantly as if it was nothing and not a totally weird concept.
I blinked, staring at Joon.
"So that was your...shocking news?"
He nodded again, his tongue sticking out as he concentrated on applying correction paper on his answers.
I shook my head.
This guy seriously needs help.
--
"I'm hungry~" I whined to Yuna as we sat on the picnic mat in our school grounds.
"Aya, you already ate five brownies. Can you please control that appetite of yours?"
"I cannot. I'm so hungry these days."
"Then should we go home? Or go to the coffee shop? Or the ice cream shop?" She suggested.
"It's dismissal after all. Everyone's going home."
"Uhh...no energy." I laid on the mat and tried to sleep.
"Hey guys!" Someone suddenly blocked my sunbeam, making me open my eyes.
"Oh! Good afternoon sir." Yuna and I suddenly rose from our mat, bowing to our principal.
"Enjoying the sun? It's dismissal! Aren't you guys going home yet?" He asked sunnily.
"Uhm, not yet sir..." Yuna forced a smile.
"I see." He nodded.
My eyes wandered over to the girl next to him.
Oh hey. It was that girl from last time! Up close, she's totally gorgeous!
I wonder if that's Principal Jae's girlfriend?
But she looks so young though...
"Sir," I asked, distracted.
"Yeah?"
I waited until the girl entered the building and was out of earshot. "Is that girl...your girlfriend?"
I asked.
"What? Her?" He gestured to the pretty girl.
"Yes." I nodded and Yuna elbowed me.
"What are you doing?" She muttered, widening her eyes.
"I wanted to know! That's all!" I said defensively.
Principal Jae laughed.
"No, no! She's not my girlfriend! She was the alumni I was talking about before. Remember? Her family's the one who's going to build a new wing for the school."
"Oh..." I nodded in understanding.
"So that's her? Wow, she must be like, filthy rich!"
Principal Jae just laughed.
"Aw, but sir! Don't you want to have her as a girlfriend? She's like, really pretty!" I gushed.
"I'm totally shipping you two!"
"What?" He made a face and shook his head.
"I'm sorry, I'm very loyal to my wife. And anyway, she's prettier than Ms. Lee." He said goodnaturedly.
"Wow. You have a wife?!" I blurted out.
"Well...I hope so. I'm going to do my best to make sure she's going to be Mrs. Kim, soon." He smiled.
"Anyway, we need to go! See you around!" He waved at us and joined the alumni/pretty girl inside.
"Wow. Who knew Principal Jae is so sweet?" Yuna smiled as we sat down on the mat again.
"Yup. His girl's lucky." I shrugged and took the cookie pack that was peeking out from Yuna's backpack.
"But not as lucky as me! After all, I have Taemin!" I spazzed as I ate the cookies.
"Whatever." Yuna mumbled.
"Hey! Hey! It's noona! NOONAAAAAA!" A loud piercing scream suddenly made me drop my cookie on the grass.
"Ah! What a waste!" I looked at the fallen cookie sadly.
"Who is that?" Yuna asked snobbily while staring at someone from across the field.
"Hey wait, is that...Taemin? And...some...kids?"
She blinked a lot of times.
"A kid's running towards you Aya." She said in disbelief and I turned around.
"NOONNAAAAAAA!"
"Hey Kai!" I forced a smile and suddenly beamed widely.
"Hubby!!!" I said joyfully as I spotted Taemin walking over to us...with some more kids on tow.
"Is that his army of kids or what?" Yuna asked, looking shocked.
"NOONA! I MISSED YOU!" Kai threw his small arms around my neck, squeezing it tight.
I coughed, "I...missed..." *cough cough* "you too!"
"Kai, stop it!" Taemin pulled him away from me.
"What are you guys doing here?" I asked, looking up at Taemin.
"We were just about to go home when this brat suddenly spotted you from across the field. Ah, I swear he has the eyes of a hawk when it comes to girls...yet when I ask him to search something for me..." His eyes darkened.
"Forget you!" Kai said to his brother dismissively and sat beside me on the mat, his eyes shining.
"I think this kid likes you." Yuna stared at Kai.
"Like? We're in love!" Kai declared.
"Oh right, I'm gonna introduce you to my friends, noona!" He gestured to the kids who were playing and throwing grass at each other.
"Guys," Kai placed an arm around me but was unsuccessful because he was smaller, that he had to stand up to do it.
"This is my future wife!"
I almost choked on my cookie.
"Yah!" Taemin looked annoyed.
"Go play with people your age, hyung." Kai said smoothly, shotting his brother down again.
Yuna laughed out loud.
"Okay, I like him! I definitely, definitely like him for you, Aya!"
"Yuna!" I hissed. "Don't encourage him!"
"Ah, really? Noona, you have great taste!" Kai praised Yuna and looked at his friends again.
"As I was saying guys, this is my future wife right here!" Kai gestured to me again, making my face go red.
Must. Look. For. Escape. Now!
"She looks old!" One kid who strangely had eyeliner on declared loudly.
"What?! Old??" I frowned.
"She doesn't!" Kai protested.
"She's my Juliet!" He turned to me, beaming.
"Right, noona?"
"Uhm..."
"Anyway, we're getting married soon and then we're gonna live in a big house."
"How big?" The kid with a happy smile plastered on his face asked.
"Like, really big! A mansion! With rollercoasters inside!"
"EEP! IS THERE A BUBBLE TEA SHOP INSIDE TOO?!" This cute little kid asked excitedly.
"Of course, Luhan! Lots of bubble tea! Made by bubble oompa loompas!" Kai patted Luhan's shoulder in comfort.
"Then after that we're gonna go to the pigeon's house and knock so that we can buy a baby!"
I choked again. Baby?!
"Pigeon?!" This tall kid scoffed.
"You don't get babies from pigeons! You buy them from hospitals!"
"No you don't! My mom said that you wait in the middle of the plaza with your arms wide open then someone will drop a baby in your arms! Like a shooting star!"
"Ooh!"
"Aah!"
"Well what if you don't manage to catch the baby? What if it falls to the ground?" This kid who had a stick on his back asked doubtfully.
"Oh, you have to be a really good catcher! Otherwise, you won't get any babies!"
"Oh..." The kids said in chorus and Taemin facepalmed.
"Wait, wait. Before you plan on getting babies, I have one question." This kid whose face was always like o_o asked.
"What?" Kai asked, crossing his arms.
"If she's your Juliet, then I assume you're Romeo. Am I right?" He asked pointedly and Kai nodded.
"Obviously."
"I see. But you do know that Romeo and Juliet died together right? They didn't even get to have babies!"
"They didn't die!" Kai protested.
"Yes they did! They drank poison!"
"It was just juice! They didn't die!"
"Yes they did! It was poison! Anyone's going to die if they drink poison!"
"No they don't! Romeo and Juliet were faking it! Because Cinderella's fairy godmother came and did magic and everything was okay again!" Kai was almost in tears at the thought of our love story ending in tragedy.
"You got your stories wrong!" The other kid shouted and Kai suddenly bawled.
"WAAAHHHH HYUNGGGGGG! KYUNGSOO IS BEING A MEANIE!!! BEAT HIM UP!!" Kai said, rushing to his brother's arms.
Taemin sighed, patting his brother's back.
"Okay, okay. You were right. Romeo and Juliet didn't die, okay?"
"And are we going to live happily ever after?" His voice was muffled by Taemin's shoulder.
"...Yes." Taemin said grudgingly.
Kai sniffed, lifting his head up from his brother's shoulder and glared at the Kyungsoo kid.
"See! I was right!" He shouted childishly.
"Aigoo, he's so cute." Yuna laughed.
"Yeah, I guess." I mumbled, thinking why in the world is this happening to me.
"Okay, noona. I'm going to introduce you to my friends now. Some of them are not here though...but you'll meet them at our wedding day!" Kai was all smiles again as he introduced me to his friends.
"This is Kris, Suho, and Luhan, and Sehun, and Tao, and Bacon, and Chanyeol, and..." His eyes skipped over the Kyungsoo kid.
"Hmp. I'm not introducing you to her!" He crossed his arms and the Kyungsoo kid scowled.
"WHATEVER!" He shouted and threw grass at Kai.
"Hey, his name is really Bacon?" I asked, staring at the kid with eyeliner in surprise.
"Yeah!" Kai shrugged carelessly.
"Oh...Uhm, nice to meet you all..." I cleared my throat, really embarassed.
"I'm Aya..."
"Are you Korean?" Tao asked aloud.
"Of course!"
"Then why is your name Aya? You're not Korean!" Kris stared at me wonderingly.
"Yeah. She's probably Japanese."
"No, she's probably an alien!"
"Quit it guys, she's just an ahjumma!"
I rubbed my forehead which was beginning to hurt,
"All of you guys should meet Joon..." I mumbled.
"Woah, is it a daycare center here or what?"
We all looked up at the sound of the voice.
"Hyungs!" Taemin said happily as Onew, Key, and Minho joined us.
"There really isn't much place here in the picnic mat..." Yuna said, wincing, as Minho and Key wrestled for the last spot.
"MOVE!" Key successfully pushed Minho off the mat.
"YOU MOVE!" Minho shouted in annoyance, bumping Key away.
"What DID YOU SAY?!" Key glared at him.
"Fine." Minho huffed, moving away.
"Ladies first." He said mockingly as Key sat down.
"Jerk." Key muttered, glaring at Minho.
"Well, so much for getting sleep."
I sighed as they all started to bicker.
Onew, meanwhile, sat on the grass with the others.
"Hey Kai!" He greeted him and Kai smiled at him widely.
"You're not going home yet?" He questioned Taemin who pointed at his little brother.
"Ask him. He's the one who suddenly rushed over here."
"Don't you guys have homework to do?" Key asked the kids snottily.
"We already finished everything." Suho said proudly.
"Well..." Key frowned.
"What did you learn in school today?"
"Oh! We had an interesting health class today!" Bacon said excitedly.
"You guys already have health? You're just first graders!" Minho was surprised.
"Sure! It was really fun! Our substitute teacher was really funny. Although he talks about weird things..." Chanyeol frowned a little as he remembered everything.
"Why? What did your teacher taught you?"
"Well, he separated the girls from the boys and got another teacher to teach the girls and he assigned himself to teach us." Sehun explained.
"Was your teacher's name Mr. Kim by any chance?" Onew asked.
"Yes!" Kyungsoo's eyes were wide.
"How did you know?"
Onew grinned, "Jjong's a teaching assistant instead of having hall period class. It's for extra credit, he told me. I bet he got assigned to their class."
"Kids, does your teacher look like a dinosaur?" Key asked smugly.
"HO!" Kyungsoo's eyes went wider than ever.
"HOW DID YOU KNOW? Hyungs are psychic!" He looked at OnKey admiringly.
"It's Jjong, all right." Yuna giggled.
"Okay, so what did Mr. Kim teach you then?" Minho asked, interested.
"He told us that we should go to the gym everyday and get abs because the girls like it." Luhan said innocently.
"What?!" Key was surprised.
"He also told us not to make out with girls yet until we reach high school or else we'll die." Chanyeol said.
"Huh?"
"But we don't even know how to make out!" Suho shrugged.
"Yeah! So we asked him how to make out but he wouldn't show us!" Kyungsoo frowned.
"Yeah, it was confusing. He said that we're not allowed to make out, hold hands, hug, or anything else with girls until we reach puberty." Kris complained.
"Yeah, the things he says are so weird! We're not allowed to be with girls but he teaches us techniques to make girls like us." Kai made a face.
"REALLY?!" Tao was surprised.
"I didn't hear that!"
"I didn't hear that!"
"You were busy trying to get your stick off the bleachers, remember? It got stucked." Sehun reminded him.
"Oh...right." Tao frowned.
"But if we're not allowed to do all those things with girls because we'd die, what are we going to do then?!" Bacon suddenly knelt down on the grass dramatically.
"Yeah, what?" Chanyeol knelt down with him.
"Stupid teacher..." Minho frowned as he watched the kids kneel down one by one, while questioning the heavens above.
"What the heck has Jjong done to you kids?" He muttered.
"Oh," Kai stood up from his kneeling position.
"And then he also told us that one of our purposes in life when we become teens is to make ovaries explode." Kai added then looked at Taemin.
"What are ovaries, hyung?" He asked loudly.
"What the hell is that stupid dino teaching you guys?!" Key was angry.
"HYUNNGGG! WHAT'S AN OVARY?!" Kai continued to ask Taemin.
"Ehhh. Molla! (IDK!)" Taemin looked guilty.
"Ask her!" Taemin suddenly pointed at me.
"Ask her!" Taemin suddenly pointed at me.
"Noona~" Kai's voice suddenly turned all husky, well, as husky as a seven-year old kid's voice can get.
"What are ovaries?" He turned his full attention to me.
"What are ovaries?" He turned his full attention to me.
"Uhm...ovaries are...erm...they're...a girl thing." I explained awkwardly.
"A girl thing?" Kai wrinkled his nose.
"Like make-up?"
"Like make-up?"
"Yeah! Like make-up!" I agreed in relief.
"It's for girls only!"
"It's for girls only!"
"Well, if it's like make-up...then does that mean we can buy ovaries then? Do you want me to buy you ovaries?!" He said eagerly.
"Do you want ovaries to be my wedding gift to you?!" He shouted excitedly.
"Do you want ovaries to be my wedding gift to you?!" He shouted excitedly.
I swallowed.
Mygod! What the hell is wrong with this kid?!
Mygod! What the hell is wrong with this kid?!
Key snickered, "Yeah Kai, good luck in finding ovaries!"
"Why?" Kai asked in wonder.
"Do you know where I can buy them? Are they expensive? Because umma doesn't give me so much money...but I guess I can always save my allowance..." He bit his lip.
"Where can I buy them Key hyung?" He asked again.
"Do you know where I can buy them? Are they expensive? Because umma doesn't give me so much money...but I guess I can always save my allowance..." He bit his lip.
"Where can I buy them Key hyung?" He asked again.
Key, on the other hand, was just laughing like crazy.
What a weirdo.
What a weirdo.
"Why are you laughing?" Kai looked confused.
"Is it because you have ovaries, Key hyung? Can you give me some for free?!" He asked loudly and Key stopped laughing immediately and quickly covered his mouth.
"Don't say nonsense!"
"Is it because you have ovaries, Key hyung? Can you give me some for free?!" He asked loudly and Key stopped laughing immediately and quickly covered his mouth.
"Don't say nonsense!"
Minho laughed out loud, "Serves you right! Hey, did Mr. Kim taught you how you're going to make ovaries explode?" He smirked.
"He said we should do hip s!" Tao volunteered happily.
"HIP ! HIP ! HIP !" Kai shouted, ing his hips while the others kids imitated him.
"HIP ! HIP ! HIP TTTTT!"
"I think I'm going to go now..." Minho said, getting up and inching away nervously.
"Hip ?" Onew made a face.
"Smiling is better. Just smile. Smiling is the best." Onew demonstrated with a smile while saying this.
"Smiling is better. Just smile. Smiling is the best." Onew demonstrated with a smile while saying this.
"That's so true..." Yuna sighed dreamily, staring at Onew.
"Like this?" Chanyeol flashed his billion-megawatt :D smile.
"Exactly!" Onew agreed happily.
"I don't like smiling. Smiling is hard." Kyungsoo stuck his tongue out and Kris agreed.
"If you really want to make ovaries explode, you should--"
"Lift our shirt up?" Suho volunteered, also demonstrating.
"Sir Kim said we should do that!"
"He said we should do body waves too!" Luhan was excited.
"Sir Kim said we should do that!"
"He said we should do body waves too!" Luhan was excited.
"Aish...No. Your stupid teacher is wrong. Almighty Key will teach you how to make ovaries explode!" Key smirked.
"This I gotta see." Minho said with interest, going over with Key as they went to another part of the school grounds.
"This I gotta see." Minho said with interest, going over with Key as they went to another part of the school grounds.
"Thank goodness!" I said in relief when the number of people decreased dramatically.
Now Yuna, Onew, Taemin, and I are left.
Now Yuna, Onew, Taemin, and I are left.
"Hey Aya, let me borrow your brush." Yuna started to rummage through my bag.
"I can't find--Hey! What's this?" Yuna suddenly took a piece of paper out.
"Flames? Lee Taemin plus Aya Toma equals Lovers?" Yuna read aloud, a questioning look on her face.
"I can't find--Hey! What's this?" Yuna suddenly took a piece of paper out.
"Flames? Lee Taemin plus Aya Toma equals Lovers?" Yuna read aloud, a questioning look on her face.
"Let me see." Taemin took the paper from her and read it.
"See hubby? We're meant to be!" I said sweetly but he remained expressionless.
"Why are you trying it with me? Why not with Joon hyung?" He mumbled, was it just my imagination or was his tone cold?
"Joon?!" I made a face.
"Uh, no thanks!"
"Uh, no thanks!"
"Let's try it!" Yuna grabbed a pen from my bag and started to pair Joon and me up.
FLAMES
Lee Joon = 2
+
Aya Toma = 1
3 = [A]nger.
"Well that ." Yuna said regretfully.
"I was aiming for marriage."
"Blah. I told you Flames is totally true! See? I don't really like Joon anymore!"
"Anger, huh?" Taemin mumbled, looking like he was holding back a smile.
"You should use Joon's real name though." Onew said, his mouth full of cookies.
"It's Lee Changsun."
"It's Lee Changsun."
"Oh right." I made a face.
"Oh goodie! We still have a chance!"
Yuna said excitedly and did it again.
Yuna said excitedly and did it again.
Lee Changsun = 1
+
Aya Toma = 3
4 = [M]arriage
"YEAAAAHHH!" Yuna was rejoicing like the b*tch she is.
"Yah! That's not true!" I was furious with the results.
"You did it wrong!"
"You did it wrong!"
"Nooo. Just admit it. You and Joon will end up in the future~" Yuna sang.
"Do you guys have more cookies?" Onew asked.
"That flames thing is not true anyway. It's not at all accurate." Taemin was frowning.
"Totally!" I agreed hastily.
"Pfft. If that's the case, then you and Taemin being lovers is totally not accurate too!" Yuna rolled her eyes.
"Well..." I blinked.
"It's true in some cases..."
"It's true in some cases..."
"Right." Yuna looked bored.
"Only when he's involved." She looked at Taemin pointedly while Onew took the paper and pen from Yuna's hands.
"Only when he's involved." She looked at Taemin pointedly while Onew took the paper and pen from Yuna's hands.
"Well of course! He's my hubby!" I looked at Yuna as if it was so obvious.
"Oh hey, we're enemies." Onew suddenly interrupted us, while he showed the paper to Yuna
Lee Jinki = 3
+
Yuna Miura = 2
5 = [E]nemies.
"What!?" Yuna looked none too pleased.
"Yeah." Onew looked at her regretfully.
"But look at this!" He suddenly looked excited.
Lee Jinki = 6
+
Chicken = 4
+
Chicken = 4
10 = [M]arriage.
"Keke!" Onew was bouncing on his seat happily.
"I knew itttt~"
Yuna looked at us, expressionless.
"You're right. It's not true." Taemin and I laughed while Yuna proceeded to try some other couples again.
"So, you and Joon hyung..." Taemin began quietly.
"We broke up a long time ago."
"And...you don't like him anymore?" He pressed, not looking at me.
"No..." I said slowly.
"I like him as a friend but not really more than that."
"I like him as a friend but not really more than that."
"Oh." Taemin was smiling.
"Why?" I looked at him.
"Nothing." He shrugged, still smiling widely.
I leaned my head on his shoulder happily.
"You know, this is number 1256 on my list." I informed him and he only chuckled as he pulled me closer.
"You should cross out all that we've done then."
"You know, this is number 1256 on my list." I informed him and he only chuckled as he pulled me closer.
"You should cross out all that we've done then."
"Huh? We?" I was surprised, my heart beating fast.
"Does that mean--"
"Does that mean--"
"YAH HYUNG!"
I lifted my head up to see a furious Kai and the others back from their 'lesson'.
"Were you flirting with MY woman while I wasn't around?!" He asked Taemin angrily.
I lifted my head up to see a furious Kai and the others back from their 'lesson'.
"Were you flirting with MY woman while I wasn't around?!" He asked Taemin angrily.
Taemin just sighed, "We cannot fight over this you know. It's stupid."
"Well, you'd better not be flirting with her!" Kai immediately sandwiched himself between us.
"Ex-cuse me!" He looked at his brother pointedly who only frowned and scooted away.
"Ex-cuse me!" He looked at his brother pointedly who only frowned and scooted away.
Kai turned to me, satisfied.
"Oh, Aya noona, I have to tell you something."
"Oh, Aya noona, I have to tell you something."
"What is it?" I asked.
"Kyungsoo and I talked and I guess I kind of believe him now about Romeo and Juliet dying..."
"Ah..." I nodded slowly.
"So I decided that we should change our story!" He said brightly.
"Okay." I shrugged.
"What should our story be then?"
"What should our story be then?"
"What about Jack and the Beanstalk? That story is my favorite! It's so awesome!!!" He declared happily.
"Eh?!"
"I'm going to be Jack!" He said excitedly.
"Who do you want to be? The mother or the giant? Or you can be the beanstalk too!"
"Who do you want to be? The mother or the giant? Or you can be the beanstalk too!"
"Uhm..." I looked at Taemin for help.
"Just so you know Kai, I called mom to pick you guys up."
He informed his brother.
He informed his brother.
"Why'd you do that?!" Kai was disappointed.
"Because you should be at home right now! And it's so hard to bring you and your friends home! You keep on bugging me to stop at the ice cream and candy shops and I end up spending my money on you guys!" He frowned and Kai shrugged.
"You're kind of a pushover hyung..."
"You're kind of a pushover hyung..."
"What!" Taemin frowned more.
"Nothing." Kai looked a little scared.
"Hey, what's this?" He grabbed the paper from our picnic mat.
"Flames?" He read aloud.
"Aya Toma plus Lee Taemin...Lovers?" He looked at his hyung accusingly then turned to me.
"Are you cheating on me?" He asked, pouting.
"Flames?" He read aloud.
"Aya Toma plus Lee Taemin...Lovers?" He looked at his hyung accusingly then turned to me.
"Are you cheating on me?" He asked, pouting.
"Hey Kai, let's try it with you and Aya, huh?" Yuna suggested.
"What's your full name?"
"Just use Kai! It's my favorite!" Kai said proudly.
"Just Kai? No surnames?"
"No surnames!"
"Okay." Yuna shrugged and decided to do it.
"I'm gonna use your full name though, Aya."
"I'm gonna use your full name though, Aya."
Kai = 1
+
Aya Toma = 3
4 = [M]arriage
+
Aya Toma = 3
4 = [M]arriage
"Marriage?!" Taemin exclaimed.
"Marriage!" Kai also exclaimed at the same time.
"Oh! I'm so happy! Marriage!!"
"Oh brother." I muttered, glaring at Yuna.
"What?" She gave me a smug smile.
"I hate you." I frowned at my bestfriend.
"Noona," Kai faced me. "Is it now clear who you should choose between me and my bro--"
"Mom's here!" Taemin suddenly announced, standing up.
"You kids go home first." He ushered them to their van where his mom was waiting.
"You kids go home first." He ushered them to their van where his mom was waiting.
"Fine." He huffed and narrowed his eyes at Taemin.
"Don't try anything funny, hyung!" and Taemin rolled his eyes.
"That's settled. Bye noona!" Kai waved at me, smiling happily.
"I'll bring you ovaries when we see each other again!" He jumped up and down excitedly, still waving.
"Please stay loyal to me!"
"Don't try anything funny, hyung!" and Taemin rolled his eyes.
"That's settled. Bye noona!" Kai waved at me, smiling happily.
"I'll bring you ovaries when we see each other again!" He jumped up and down excitedly, still waving.
"Please stay loyal to me!"
"Er...bye Kai!" I shouted back, forcing a smile.
"Aw, they're gone." Key said, looking at the kids wistfully.
"I'm hungry!" Taemin said when he jogged back to us.
"Can we eat?" He pouted at this hyungs who agreed immediately and we all started to pack up our stuff.
"Can we eat?" He pouted at this hyungs who agreed immediately and we all started to pack up our stuff.
"I'll help you." Taemin said when he saw me folding the picnic mat.
"Thanks." I smiled.
"Thanks." I smiled.
"Do you realize something noona?" He asked.
"What?"
"What?"
"You're married to everyone but me." He didn't look too happy.
"Are you jealous?" I giggled.
"Should I be?" He raised an eyebrow.
"Of--"
"Hey, I never tried you and Chan!" Yuna interrupted us.
"Why would you need to try it on him?!" Taemin frowned.
"Uh, because Chan likes Aya."
"Noona," Taemin sighed.
"Can we please stop the heartbreaks now?" Taemin mumbled and my mouth dropped open.
"Heartbreak? Your heart is broken?" I was strangely happy.
"How could you be happy over that? How sadistic." Taemin looked at me strangely.
"I bet you and Chan will get marriage too!" Yuna smirked.
"Well, at least I'm the only lover out of all your husbands." Taemin looked at me innocently, his eyes glinting.
"Hubby!" I was amazed and shocked at the same time.
"Ssh." He winked.
When we all reached the school cafeteria, some students were still there, enjoying afternoon snacks and coffee or juice.
"We'll grab the food, why don't you guys get us a table?" Minho suggested as he and Onew went in line to get snacks.
"We'll grab the food, why don't you guys get us a table?" Minho suggested as he and Onew went in line to get snacks.
"Hey you guys, have you heard about the new wing?"
Key brought the topic up as we all sat down.
Key brought the topic up as we all sat down.
"Yeah. We won't benefit from it anymore though." Yuna shrugged.
"True. It's a waste of money." I shook my head.
"It's not." Taemin crossed his arms, grinning.
"What's not a waste of money?" Onew asked as he set the tray down full of snacks on our table.
"The new school wing!" Taemin grabbed the banana milk happily.
"Ah, yes. Waste of money indeed." Minho said darkly as he sat down.
"Who's gonna build it anyway?" Key asked.
"This alumni...she's been around the school these last few days." I munched on the chips.
"Really? Haven't seen her." Key was puzzled.
"Yeah well, maybe you don't even know her."
"Well, if she came from the batch before us, then it's most likely that I know her." Key looked at the ceiling in concentration.
"You knew our seniors well, huh?" I asked.
"Sure, we were close to them. Especially Taemin..." He whispered and I grew quiet.
"Oh..."
"Oh..."
"Yep. You know our seniors? Their batch? That's where she came from." Key confided, emphasizing heavily and darkly on the word she.
Of course, we both know who she was.
Of course, we both know who she was.
"Don't remind Taem though. He'd be depressed all over again." Key shook his head in pity at Taemin who was conversing with Minho animatedly.
He looks so happy now...I wonder how depressed he was when that noona broke his heart?
"They should put in couches in the new wing." Taemin suggested.
"A new gym would suit better." Minho countered.
"How about a sleeping room? That would be heaven!" Onew smiled dreamily.
"We won't benefit from it anymore!" Yuna repeated loudly over the bickering.
"A new gym would suit better." Minho countered.
"How about a sleeping room? That would be heaven!" Onew smiled dreamily.
"We won't benefit from it anymore!" Yuna repeated loudly over the bickering.
"Hi guys! Mind if I join you?"
All conversation was put into a halt as we all looked up at the sweet, bright voice.
Speaking of...
Hey! It's the alumni!
Why is she here?
Oh well, who cares?
Oh well, who cares?
"Sure!" I replied cheerily to her question when no else did.
"Thanks!" She smiled uneasily, although it wasn't directed at me.
Nevertheless, I still smiled back.
Nevertheless, I still smiled back.
"She's the alumni who's going to build the new wing!" I informed them but strangely no one else spoke.
"Guys?" I asked, looking around.
But...
Everyone still stayed quiet.
Everyone still stayed quiet.
Everyone.
Onew, Key, Minho, even Yuna.
Although Yuna looked as confused as I was and did not at all carried the same shocked faces as everyone else did.
Although Yuna looked as confused as I was and did not at all carried the same shocked faces as everyone else did.
I glanced at Taemin.
His face was ashen, he looked pale, as if all the blood got drained out of his face.
The banana milk he was sipping fell out of his shaking hands and was carelessly dripping all over the floor.
The banana milk he was sipping fell out of his shaking hands and was carelessly dripping all over the floor.
"Taemin?" I asked, my voice descending down to a whisper.
He didn't answer, in fact, he still looked...
I felt my heart starting to race as I recognized what was in Taemin's eyes.
It was pain.
Directed to the girl.
I looked back at the newcomer, a sudden realization dawning upon me.
"She's the alumni who's going to build the new wing!"
"Yep. You know our seniors? Their batch? That's where she came from."
"Don't remind Taem though. He'd be depressed all over again."
He'd be depressed all over again...
She's the alumni who's going to build the new wing!
The alumni...
I suddenly felt as if I couldn't breathe.
This girl.
It was her.
It was her.
It was the noona.
you have (1) HATE MAIL [a really long one AGAIN!]
Me: Whew. Aren't cliffhangers lovely?
Me: Really? I shall give you more then!
LOL. XD
I'm kidding. I know you guys hate it. After all, I only like cliffhangers when I'm the one giving them.
I am very sorry for the very y chapter. if you still read it all the way then you are definitely a very nice, kind, and squishy kind of reader. Lol.
I'm sorry for the long wait too. I've been wanting to update so badly but things are
always coming up and I've also been trying to update my other fics but issues are always
happening and...>__< it's all just a big mess.
A lot of you asked for an update after JongTae happened because they needed to see normal
and sweet Taemin again.
BUT HOW CAN YOU GUYS EXPECT ME TO WRITE WHEN JONGTAE KILLED ME TOO?!
I actually did a teeny, tiny update when JongTae came out, it was written in Aya's POV but I took it down after five minutes. LOL. Sorry.
Anyway, I pushed myself to update this even though I spent a lot more time staring at the screen
because I have no idea how to make this interesting. :(
anyways, enough ranting!
do you guys know FLAMES? :D it was my fave let's-not-listen-to-the-prof game when I was in highschool. LOL. <333
&&
do you have any clue on who the noona is? I can't believe none of you guys noticed her when she was
walking around with Principal Jae on the last chapter. Tskkk. Distracted by Little Kai? lol.
but I'm sure you know who the noona is right?
well of course you do! it's like right-in-your-face obvious! keke.
Again, thank you to the new noonas haters! you guys are my life, blood, and soul. after Onew of course, and your
comments are my chocolates and they make me smile stupidly and make me have illusions and make me feel fat at
the same time. ohohoho.
and best of all, they make me type an update faster. ;D
woot. Sorry to those who almost had a heart attack when they saw the last chapter marked as M. haha.
I really love you guys and your y minds!
<333333333333 Don't worry, the next rated M chapter you will see here next time will be for real.
okay that was a joke, because I can't write to save my life or whatever. >_<
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