Reason to Hate #6: Noona is Careless.
☠x The Noona Hater x☠
Oh, hello there!
Are you guys zombies today?
You are? Yes? No?
Yes.
If yes, then I shall greet properly again.
Oh, hello there, my fellow zombies!
Ah yes, I'm a zombie too. ><
Never in my entire life did I wake up at 6:00 am just to go to school.
More precisely, to the library.
OMG. I am dying here and I'm not even fully awake yet.
And yes, I know I promised Yuna I will meet her in the library at 6:00 am.
But I only ended waking up at that time.
I tried really hard to wake up earlier but my alarm clock seems to want me to sleep in more...
And so, I woke up at 6:01 am, took a bath, fixed myself and woke my brother who is now super annoyed because I asked him to drive me to school.
Of course I didn't want to walk! Why?
1. There might be ghosts lurking so early! 6:00am still seems like NIGHT to me. Yes, I know you guys agree. Thanks for sympathizing.
2. There might be dangerous strangers outside just waiting to pounce on poor, innocent, and really cute schoolgirls like me. And no way will I give up my bag, lunch money or my ity to those hoodlums! But then, I can't fight either since I didn't take up my mom's offer to make me take karate lessons when I was a kid. Hello? I AM A GIRL. And so, I ended up taking ballerina lessons! I've always loved those pink tutus!
3. Someone from our school who might be outside jogging or whatever might see me walking in my school uniform and be all, why the hell is she going to school this early? I knew it. She's a nerd.
Which as you all know, IS THE MOST FALSE STATEMENT anyone can make about me.
So of course I had to make my brother drive me!
Seungho oppa wasn't pleased but of course, a little of aegyo and whining was all it took.
Ha! Girls have it so easy!
Right, girls?
Anyway, as I was saying, I entered the library and the librarian was totally surprised I was there that early.
I quickly bowed my head down, this could do serious damage to my reputation.
I cannot be labeled as a nerd or a library lover freak.
I just cannot. It's social suicide.
And Taemin will never give me a chance.
So of course, I went to the back of the library.
It seems as though I was the only one there and I am scared out of my wits.
It was 6:20 am.
I took a little power nap. Heyhey, at least I got here already.
Unlike my bff who's suppose to be here already but IS NOT!
IS EVERYONE GOING TO DITCH ME OR WHAT?!
I opened my bag and looked for my phone.
My cute, pink, glittery touchscreen phone.
But I don't see it.
I ended up emptying the whole contents of my bag in the table.
My bag contains only the essentials which includes:
¤make-up: check.
¤notebook: check
¤pink pencilcase: check
¤my mirror: check
¤my iPod: check
¤my second make-up kit: check
¤my nailpolish kit: check
¤my comb: check
¤my brush: check.
(YES, YES. A COMB IS DIFFERENT FROM A BRUSH.
a brush is used to open the knots without breaking your hair whereas a comb is used for styling.
Yes. So I totally have a legitimate reason for having both.)
¤my scrunchies and hairclips:check
¤my perfume: check.
¤my hairgloss: check.
¤my pocket diary: check
(Yes, I keep a diary. But it's perfectly normal! There are things I'm never going to post in my blog!)
¤my cute, bunny pocket umbrella: check
¤my breath mints: check
¤ my sunglasses: check
¤ my purse: check
BUT NO PHONE!
AGDKFHGSLDH!
I must've left it when I was hurrying over here!
Gaaaaah! o_O this is so frustrating!
How am I going to guilt trip Yuna for being late then?!
And I planned on sending her threat messages too if she doesn't arrive here in the next five minutes.
I checked my watch, it's 6:25 am.
Oh . I really cannot wait for Yuna anymore.
I opened my book against my will and started to do the problems on page 155.
Oh! And look! I guess prof is lying!
He is so taken in by pretty girls.
Lol.
And yes, I am pretty.
All girls who hate math are pretty! CNU said it himself.
And who doesn't believe CNU?? Uhm, no one. (;
Anyway, there's only, like, three problems in this page! The rest are procedures blah.
Ha! Knew it. Girls have it easy.
I turned to the next 4 pages.
All of them have only three problems too.
So 15 problems in total.
And not 1500 to the nth power as I was expecting.
OMG. AM I SO LUCKY OR WHAT?!
I am now going to do a little victory dance using After School's Bang!
T-R-Y do it now! You'll never catch me, oh no!
Ha! Yes, math. I win again. No way are you going to catch me and imprison me with your dumb formulas which will never bring world peace!
Muahahaha. >;D
I stared at the page.
DERIVATIVES OF LOG.
Hmmm...
WAIT. WHAT?!
DERIVATIVES...OF LOG?!
But...but...but!
That's our NEW LESSON!
This isn't discontinuity anymore!
OH NOOOOOO! ><
I freaking didn't listen yesterday to the whole discussion because I was busy being mad and embarrassed!
Ohnoooooo~ I'm dead!
Stupid math wins again!
Aissshhh. ><
I stared at the first problem.
1. f(x) = logx
WHAT?! WHAT?! HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO SOLVE THIS?!
WHERE'S THE FREAKING NUMBER?!
I am almost hyperventilating now.
Yuna better come here.
Quick.
Before I die by math.
Okay. I can do this. No need to panic.
Whew. Breathe in, breathe out.
I looked at the discussions since I obviously didn't take down notes.
Oh..look. A similar problem with my problem!
And it has a solution!
Yay!
Analyzing (omg, I'm going to cry. I can feel my IQ rising up to 200) the solution provided, I began to work on the first problem.
And concluded:
1. f(x) = logx
Solution: f'(x) = 1/(ln10x)
OMG! I ACTUALLY SOLVED IT!!
VICTORY DANCE AGAIN!
Nega jeil jalada~ uh huh, uh huh, uh huh!
It's a good thing no one's around!
As I was almost finished with the chorus, I heard a chair squeak.
I stopped dancing immediately.
OMO! IS SOMEONE ELSE HERE?!
NO!! DID THEY SAW ME DANCING?!
. X|
I looked around.
But no one's here.
OhnoOhnoOhno. There's a freaking ghost here in the library who probably hates 2ne1 and wants me to stop dancing!
Omo!
"I am so sorry, Mr. or Ms.Library Ghost. I will not dance 2ne1 again in your presence! I promise! I shall only dance After School! Are you okay with that?"
A chair squeaked again.
OHMYGODDDDDD! IT'S TALKING BACK TO ME! Now I totally feel psychic! Maybe this is my calling after all!
Maybe I'm supposed to help lost souls here in the library!
Maybe they were killed while reading a book or while doing math like me...and now they're giving me a warning that I shouldn't be alone here at the library at this time..
I checked my watch. 6:40am.
Yeah, see? It's 6:40am..
Wait. What?!
I stared at my watch. The digital numbers, 6:40 am, glared back at me.
OHMYGODDDDDDDDDD!
NOOOOOOOOOO!
Don't tell me I wasted entirely 15 minutes on one problem and victory dancing?!
Oh .
Hey. Wait.
It's...okay. It's okay!
I forgot that our Calculus is not until 8:00 am on Wednesdays!
Whew. Breathe in, breathe out.
*Soom dance moves*
Hey wait! I just realized something!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
IT'S FREAKING THURSDAY TODAY!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
THURSDAY MEANS OUR CALCULUS STARTS AT 7:00 am!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
JUST KILL ME NOW!
How the hell am I going to finish 14 problems now?!
Okay, must not really panic and get back to work.
"I am sorry Mr./Ms. LG! I cannot help you this time! I will avenge your death by solving this math problems first, okay?" Then I hurriedly went back to my book.
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TAEMIN'S POV
I looked up in annoyance.
The person at the end table is being all weird and noisy again!
This time, the weird person is pounding the table and I think I heard her singing..is that 2ne1's song?
SERIOUSLY?
I got up, my chair squeaking, to look at the weird person.
And I got the surprise of my life.
It's Aya...noona.
Looking as crazy as ever.
She apparently has stopped dancing and now she's looking around, wide-eyed and she seems scared.
I shook my head and went back to my desk to read again.
Then I heard her calling out:
"I am so sorry, Mr. or Ms.Library Ghost. I will not dance 2ne1 again in your presence! I promise! I shall only dance After School! Are you okay with that?"
I chuckled a little and pulled on my chair to sit again. It made a squeaking sound as always, in this quiet library.
"OHMYGODDDDDD!"
I heard her squeal again.
I shook my head. She's so weird...noisy...and can be childish at times.
Haha. I cannot believe she's a noona. I feel more matured than her.
Lol.
Even Onew hyung seems more matured.
Psh.
I mean, who believes in ghosts? What a weirdo.
Too bad she's cu--
I went back to my reading quickly and shook all bad thoughts from my head as the library got quiet again.
When it was 6:55am, my watch started beeping.
Sigh. 5 minutes left and I need to get to class now.
I stretched.
Aah~ that was a good read.
Fanfictions are so fun to read!
I must print some more.
I just hope the authors update already..
I've always been subscribing~
I cannot wait for the next chapter!
I put my chair back quietly under the table and prepared to walk out.
But then...I can't help it.
I looked over at noona's place again.
Her head was bent down and she was making angry marks with her pink pen.
She sighed heavily and wiped her eyes.
Oh no..
Is she...crying?
Is she actually really..crying?
But why?
What's wrong?
I suddenly got a strong urge to go near her and see what was up.
My watch beeped again.
It's 7:00 am.
I should rush to class now.
I heard another beeping sound.
But it wasn't my watch.
It was sort of a tinkling relaxing sound which I realized, came from her watch.
"OH NO! I CAN'T BE LATE! HE'LL PUNISH ME MORE!" She quickly grabbed her things, just ramming everything inside her bag.
The bell rang and her eyes widened. I heard her cuss and she moved more quickly.
"I'll just have to submit this as it is.." I heard her mutter, her eyes were a little puffy.
So she really was crying.
She stood up and walked hurriedly.
I turned my back and hid before she sees me.
She didn't. Yay.
She zoomed past me and hurried out of the library.
I looked at her place.
She didn't even put her chair back properly.
I sighed and walked over to her table.
When I noticed something.
Her pad paper.
I looked at it.
It was her assignment!
She LEFT HER ASSIGNMENT!
Oh no!
I grabbed it, ready to hurry after her but I noticed something else.
It wasn't finish yet.
The numbers, 1-15, were written neatly and so were the problems.
But she only did up to number five.
Then after that, there were doodles of Prof Yunho with bunny ears..or are those devil horns?
As it progressed to number 15, there were now more angry doodles in the paper.
The kind one makes when she/he is frustrated.
Is she really planning to submit this?!
But look at this...she'll get scolded again and I'm sure Prof Yunho will give her more work and it will pile up because she doesn't know how to do it.
Maybe I really should've just taught her..
Suddenly, I felt an unexplainable force inside me.
I felt a lust to do all this problems.
But not because I want to help her out of course.
It's because I love math.
Math is the best and will most likely bring world peace.
Quickly grabbing the chair, I began to work on the remaining problems...
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AYA'S POV
I got to class on time.
I actually zoomed past Prof Yunho who was just entering the room.
I quickly sat on my chair.
Even Yuna isn't here yet.
What's wrong with her?
I wonder if she's okay.
I looked over at Taemin's seat.
He's not there.
OMO!
Where is he?! Did he cut class again??
I shook my head, I should really lecture him about cutting classes.
It's so wrong!
Prof Yunho greeted us and took our attendance.
He marked Yuna and Taemin absent.
And some others too.
Hmmm...
I felt sleepy again. But I didn't dare close my eyes or I'll be given more hardship again.
Prof Yunho started to write on the board, discussing chain rules and stuff~
Bah. Who cares?!
I saw Onew, CNU, Teuk, and Minah diligently taking down notes.
Nerds. They're a good looking bunch though.
Someone should tell them math will get them nowhere in life.
"As you all remember in getting the log derivatives, it is important to follow the chain rules. Speaking of which.."
I saw him glanced at our spot in the back.
Yoseob was sleeping beside me, snoring softly.
I kicked his desk.
Stupid Yoseob. He should wake up now before he gets into trouble like me!
I kicked his table again and Yoseob fussed, frowning in his sleep.
I stepped on his shoes, using my heels.
"Wake up!" I muttered to him under my breath, Prof was making his way towards us.
"Wake up! You've got drool on your table! Gross! Wake upppp!" I kicked his table repeatedly.
Yoseob finally opened his eyes.
"Yah, yah! What's with the table kicking huh? Can't a guy--" His eyes widened.
"Oh, hi prof."
Yeah, that's right. I saved your life you miniature lazy seatmate!
He totally owes me one.
"Ms. Toma," Prof Yunho smiled at me pleasantly.
I froze a smile in my face.
Am I actually the one in trouble?! But it was Yoseob who was sleeping!!!
"I wasn't sleeping! Honest! Cross my heart!" I looked at him, my eyes wide.
"I know..I didn't say you were sleeping." Prof looked puzzled.
"I was going to ask for your assignment. Do you have it already? Or did your lazyitis striked again?"
He smirked.
I narrowed my eyes. "I have it prof! I was up all night doing it!" I lied and started to root around my bag.
But . How the hell am I going to give him my assignment?! I just remembered I made doodles there! And I failed to make a neat copy!
OH .
"Uhm...hold on a second, prof."
first things first.
WHERE THE HELL IS MY PAD PAPER?!
OH NO! OH NO!
I quickly took out the contents of my bag.
"Is that a nail art kit?!" Yoseob looked at me in disbelief.
"Yes." I looked at him weirdly.
Which girl doesn't have a nail polish kit in her bag, huh??
No one, that's who.
I quickly hatched a plan. Maybe I should do my assignment neatly again while pretending to still look in my bag.
All I have to do is to rewrite it.
Yeah, yeah. Gosh, I'm such a genius sometimes!
"What do you need two brushes for?" Yoseob suddenly interrupted my thoughts, while picking up my comb.
"Excuse me, mister. That is a comb! And can you please stop questioning me right now?! I'm trying to look for my damn assignment!"
Someone gasped and I looked up, puzzled. What?
What? Did I say something?
OOPS.
L was looking at me in horror.
My eyes widened when I realized what came out of my lips and saw that everyone was staring.
And Prof is frowning.
"I mean..my beloved..math assignment. Which I poured out my whole life, soul, and heart on. Yeah! Haha..nothing gets me going than a good math assignment! Right?" I smiled at Prof Yunho feebly.
"Wow! Those are my feelings exactly!" Teuk looked amazed.
Pfft. There goes another dork who got fooled by my great acting!
"Ahahaha...we should totally form a Math Assignments Are So Cool Club or something.." I muttered and rooted around my bag.
WHERE THE HELL IS IT?!
Then I sat up straight.
DON'T TELL ME I LEFT IT IN THE LIBRARY!!
NOOOOOOOO!
"Do you have it or what?" Prof Yunho glared at me.
"O-of course, I do. Haha..err..Can I go to the washroom first, prof?"
"What for?"
So that I can dash to the library and get my stupid assignment.
"Uh..it's..a girl..thing." I said lamely.
"A girl thing?" He looked puzzled.
"Haha..yes, prof. A girl thing. You wouldn't want to ask for details. It involves the color red.."
Which is the color of the pen I'll use to stab that stupid pad paper which is the cause of my misery right now.
"Red?!" He looked horrified, clearly thinking of a real GIRL thing.
Rofl. Stupid hot prof.
"Yess..prof. Ouch. I think I'm having cramps." I clutched my stomach, faking a pained look.
"Alright, alright. I get it. Hurry up!" He motioned to me, looking scandalized.
I quickly stood up but then, my husband entered the room.
"Prof Yunho! I'm sorry I'm late!" He was panting and he leaned his hand on the side of the door.
"He's so hot.." I can't help but stare.
Prof Yunho stared at me suspiciously for a second then looked at Taemin.
"You're 30 minutes late, Mr. Lee! I'm marking you absent twice today! Plus, extra homework!" He looked pissed off.
Man, nothing really ticks off Prof Yunho than being late.
It's better to be just absent than to be late when it comes to him.
"Sorry prof..I was.." He stopped, panting.
Suddenly, he focused his eyes on me. "Aya noona, you left your homework!" He waved the paper in the air.
My eyes widened.
OHMYGOD!
Taemin has my homework!
"Thank you so much!" I rushed to him happily.
"Hey wait, if you were working on it all night with your heart, life, and soul in it, how come it's with Mr. Lee?" Prof Yunho's eyes narrowed.
AJRFLSHFDJKR!
I didn't thought of THAT!
"Uhmmm.." I fumbled for words.
"Hmm? Mr. Lee, were you with Ms. Toma last night?"
I saw Taemin shot a look at me and I immediately pleaded with my eyes.
Please, Taemin. Say yes! Lie for me just this once! Pleaseee~ We are one because we are each other's destiny and therefore, we are on the same thought wavelength, so please, HEAR MY PLEAAAA!
Oh ghost of the library, please make Taemin hear my plea!
I will give him a hundred banana mil--
"Nope. I wasn't with her prof." He replied.
My heart sank. Oh .
I'm in trouble now.
Great. Thanks a lot.
You're getting no banana mil--
"She did that assignment all by herself last night and this morning, we went to the library so that I can check her work since she asked for my help. Since I'm good in math and she at it. Anyway, she fled in a hurry when the bell rang and left her assignment. She was so excited to go to your class." Taemin explained with perfect lie acting.
WOW! He's a good liar! HE hit all the lie marks perfectly.
BigBang's How to Know if He/She is a good liar: (a/n: keke.totally random, because of their song, LIES. LMAO.)
1. He/She looks the person in the eye as much as possible.
2. His/Her voice doesn't shake once he/she speaks.
3. He/She doesn't use uhhhmmm/errr/ and other fillers that will totally make him/her look like he/she is lying.
4. He/She doesn't stutter.
5. He/she is calm.
Taemin did all five perfectly.
OHMYGOSH!
WHO knew my honey is so TALENTED?!
IS THERE ANYTHING HE CAN'T DO AT ALL??
And okay, he basically said I'm stupid at math, but I'll let it slide just this once.
"Really?" Prof Yunho looked at me, touched.
"Uh...yes! Of course, prof! Math is my life! I will use math someday to bring world peace!" I smiled widely.
"Wow. I didn't know you guys see math that way. Anyway, let me see your homework then!" I gave him the homework happily.
But then I remembered something.
ALFDNSJFDLKD! THE DOODLES!!
NOOOOOOOOO!
"Err...prof..wait a minute, I forgot to put my name..hehe.." I tried to get the paper back but he turned around.
"Hmm...check, check, check..check...check..HEY!!!" He turned to me again.
Oh no. Five checks and it's the doodles already! ><
What if he sees the devil horns?!
I am so screwed!!
"Good job, Ms. Toma! Looks like you're learning!" He smiled at me.
Did I hear him right?
"What?! Seriously?! o_O" I was so shocked beyond words.
But...how did that happen..?
"Yes. Lol. Good job. Your expression is priceless. Haha!" He laughed.
I smiled feebly. "Can I see my paper again, prof? So that...I can rejoice properly?" I forced a laugh.
"Here you go!" He handed it to me.
And I gasped.
Aya Toma.
Class IV-A.
1-15 with problems.
And with solutions.
All written nicely and neatly.
But...but...but...
The last time I left this paper, I only did up to number five.
And Prof Yunho's doodles and even ice cream bars and broken hearts on the side came next..
How...?
OMO!
DID THE LIBRARY GHOST DID THIS?!
DID HE/SHE HELPED ME OUT BECAUSE I WAS GOING TO AVENGE THEIR DEATHS SOMEDAY?!
OMG!
"AHDSLDNHSJ." I mumbled.
"What's that?" Prof Yunho looked at me.
"Er..nothing prof. Here you go. You can have it back now. I'm done with my rejoicing.." I was still dazed when I returned to my seat.
"Ms. Toma! I thought you were going to the washroom?" Prof Yunho looked at me, confused.
"What? Why would I need to?...prof?" I snapped back to reality.
"Uhmm..because..of..the red. You know. Your girl thing." Prof looked embarrassed.
I sat up straight.
"Oh right! Well, there's no need now, prof." I smiled.
"Why not?"
"It got uh...it got pushed back."
"Pushed back?!" His face was a mixture of horror, disgust and confusion.
"Yes." I shrugged, not caring anymore if I scarred him for life or something.
I went back to thinking about my assignment.
Seriously, though.
Did Taemin do all that?
He did that?!
But..I thought he hates me?
I mean..he hates noonas?!
Ohmygosh.
I knew it. HE LIKES ME~~ ♥♥♥♥
I started to dance around in my seat.
"Ma boy~ oh, ma boy~ babehhh!"
"Prof~ Aya is going crazy here!" Yoseob shouted and I stopped dancing.
"You're such a party pooper!" I frowned at him.
Prof Yunho coughed.
"Anyway, the punishment still remains for you Mr. Lee. I hate tardiness, you all know that. Answer pages 210-215 by tomorrow. Got it? Alright class, you're dismissed!" Then he walked out, still looking disturbed.
But I couldn't care less because Taemin got into trouble because of me!
"Hey, Taemin-ah? Thanks.." I said when I approached him.
He started to stack up his books.
"For what?" He stared back.
"For doing my homework for me..."
"I didn't do it. I just really found it and returned it to you." He didn't look at me.
I smiled inside. Haha. He's lying.
How cute.
"Well, thanks anyway! I'll buy you a banana milk later~ Hmm..we should have a date then! What time--"
"What are you talking about?!"
"I'm trying to thank you properly for doing my homework for me!"
"Don't. If I only knew you would react this way..I never would've touched it." He muttered.
"So you really did it, huh? I knew it!" I beamed happily.
He finally looked at me.
"Look, I'm just paying my dues. I told you I'd take care of it and I did so now, I don't owe you a lesson anymore." Then he walked out.
Hmpf. He's still so cold. ><
"Aya!" I looked back and saw Gyuri gesturing to me.
"Yuna just texted me. She said she was trying to reach you but you weren't answering your phone. She's sick and won't be able to go to school today."
What??? Now she tells me!
"Okay. I'll drop by after school." I walked back to my seat, still happy.
I'll break Taemin's icy exterior.
Soon.
"Soo..I heard you have nail art materials in your bag." Gyuri came by again.
I brightened. Girl bonding time!
"Yes!" I beamed and took out my nail art kit.
"Shall I do your nails?"
Reason to Hate #6: Noona is Careless.
Reason to Hate #6: Noona is Careless and makes me worried.
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keke. this chapter is so bizarre, right? XD
I'm sorry. lol.
I hope you guys are enjoying it so far! :)
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