Me: OMFG WAKE UP! GUYS YESEUL'S WATER BROKE! -knocks on every single door in the house-

Lay: What?! -just woke up-

Kyungsoo: CALL 999 OR WAS IT 911

Me: HOW SHOULD I KNOW?

Chen: calm your heads down, she's already in the hospital giving birth -casually walks out of his room-

Me: CALM?! wait, how do you know?

Chen: I drove them to the hospital...

Me: and you didn't care to tell us?!

Chen: -shruggs shoulder-

Me: THEN WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE! YESEUL IS GIVING BIRTH ALREADY!

Exo: -gets in the car-

~At the hospital~

Me: OH MY GOSH I SEE SUNGJAE -points at the door-

Luhan: OMO LETS GO TO HIM -pulls sehun-

Sehun: HOLD UP LU~ -gets dragged across the corrider-

Xiumin: -walks-

Lay: Suho? why are you not wearing your shirt?

Suho: ...we had ...

Lay: oh yeah -covers his boyfriends bare chest-

~Yeseul has a baby~

Me: Oh my she's so precious -coo's baby-

Kris: she looks like yeseul

Chen: aww

Kyungsoo: so adorable

Yeseul: guys, whats Kai doing in the corner

Kyungsoo: he's having his "man" period.

Me: yeah..he's very different-gets interupted-

Kyungsoo: UNIQUE..just unigue -pats kai's head-

Sungjae: So, why are you all -points to everyone- like this?

Me: -looks down and is wearing bunny slippers-

Suho: -shirtless-

Lay: -hair looks like a birds nest-

Baekhyun: -ed shirt-

Chanyeol: -ubuttoned pants-

Kris: -ace has a sleeping mask on-

Tao: -has even more eye bags-

Chen: -is holding a rock?!-

Me: OH MY CHEN PUT IT AWAY! -backs up-

Chen: ....don't worry i won't use it....yet.

Xiumin: -is normal-

Luhan: -Panting cause he just ran like 1 mile (?) towards the room with sehun on his back-

Sehun: -feels like his arm is about to jump out of his body, he got pulled by lulu-

~A couple of months later, the baby is home~

Yeseul: I hope our baby is okay with being around weirdos.

Sungjae: -opens the door- Let's find out -walks in-

Yeseul: -protects baby from any sudden jump scares- Guys?!....

Chen: now guys -is whispering- we should be careful around the baby okay? -looks at chanbaek,especially-

Chnayeol: okay okay we will right baek?

Baekhyun: OH YEP SURE.

Me: -opens attic door- What the...why are you guys in here? shouldnt you be greeting Winter ?

-Everyone heads downstairs-

Me: hello there, im auntie Rose~

Sehun: no you arent. she's my neice not yours.

Luhan: .....i am Yeseuls brother and im dating sehun so..

Me: This is stupid! cant i get permission -looks at the-new-mum-

Yeseul: OF COURSE

Winter: wagh wagh

Tao: i think it needs milk.

Sungjae: oh no i left the milk at the hospital, cant you feed her?

Yeseul: -stares- with them around?

Sungjae: um probably not a good idea.

Me: i knew this would happen so i got some milk from the hospital last week.

Sungjae: you rock rose~

Me: i kno-

Chen: -throws rock-

Me: Oh eff no ! -gets hit-

Chen: oops i did say i was gonna hit you.

Winter: - baby bottle-

Sehun: -holds baby- you know who i love...your uncle~

Luhan: -in the kitchen- did you here someone calling me uncle?

Kyungsoo: i did!

Next time on E.B.T.S.A.

Kyungsoo : BLEEP BLOP

Kai: Dafuq ?

Kris: looks like he's gone to mars...

Tao: or exo planet?!

Me: or...he lost his cook book