Sunny's Here, Taeyeon's There
I Want Her As My Boyfriend!Shindong: Is that her?
Tiffany: Oh, yeah. That’s her. She’s a friend too so be nice.
Eunhyuk: ‘Nice’ is my middle name!
Sunny: Tiff, I’m gonna get you for leaving me back there –
Tiffany: Taeyeon is missing!
Sunny: What!?
Eunhyuk: What!?
Tiffany: I thought you knew?
Eunhyuk: Just getting in the mood.
Sunny: Wait, what!?
Eunhyuk: What?
Sunny: Who are you?
Eunhyuk: Who?
Sunny: (point her finger towards the boys) You!
Shindong: Me?
Sunny: No! Not you! Him!
Eunhyuk: Me?
Shindong: Him?
Tiffany: What’s wrong with him?
Sunny: Who are you?
Shindong & Eunhyuk: Who!?
Sunny: You!
Shindong: Me?
Sunny: Argh! No! (knock Shindong’s head) Not you! Hi!
Shindong: Ouch, that hurts! Is that a hammer or a hand!?
Eunhyuk: Me? Well, I’m just a friend of Tiff here.
Sunny: What’s your name?
Eunhyuk: Eunhyuk?
Sunny: Owh, okay. Now I can report it to the police!
Eunhyuk: W-what? W-why?
Sunny: You look suspicious.
Eunhyuk: Seriously, I looked ‘suspicious’? Not this big guy next to me?
Shindong: Hey! Watch it, boney!
Sunny: No, he’s fine. Just you...Eunhyuk.
Shindong: Ha! What can I say? I’m good with the girl!
Sunny: No, you looked like a softie so that’s why I let you go.
Shindong: I didn’t want to be born like this! It’s all on my mom!
Eunhyuk: Chill, Shindong~ that mean she sees you as a ‘pretty boy’.
Shindong: Really?~
Eunhyuk: On second thought, I think she’s right.
Shindong: I wanna kill myself..
Tiffany: Never mind them. They’re fine. Anyway, like I said earlier in the phone, I need your help finding Tae. I found this earlier in the house. (give the letter to Sunny)
Sunny: Yah! (slap Tiffany) How could you kept this a secret, huh!?
Eunhyuk: Whoa! Whoa! Just what are you doing here!?
Shindong: (hold Sunny’s hand) If you touch her again, there might be some broken bones in your body, got it!?
Sunny: Argh! Whatever! I’m not scared of you! And you, Tiff! Do you really think you can find her!? This is becoming a serious matter! Why are you like this? Do you think finding her will make my anger towards you just dissappear like that!? Huh!?
Tiffany: I just..I’m sorry..I’m –
Shindong: No, Tiff. Nothing to be sorry for. Hey, she’s doing the right thing here! I think the only mistake she make is asking you for help!
Eunhyuk: Enough! Don’t fight! We might be chase out, so behave! Everyone sit down!
Shindong: Geez~
Sunny: Hmph, like that gonna settle anything..
Tiffany: She’s right. I should’ve told any one of you before barging into this. I’m sorry.
Shindong: Argh! What is wrong with –
Eunhyuk: Shindong, enough. (whisper) That’s girls stuff. We never understand.
Shindong: (whisper) Oh, got it.
Sunny: So, how are we suppose to find her now. She could be anywhere!
Tiffany: I don’t know. I’ve been searching for her for 2 hours and still nothing. But, these guys bumped into her before me.
Sunny: Yo, the skinny one! Is this true?
Eunhyuk: The skinny one!? Wow, you’re as bad as Tae when it comes to first impression. Try be more like Tiffan for God sake!
Shindong: (whiper) This is girls stuff. The ugly one are always rude. Just deal with it. We couldn’t understand why anyway~
Eunhyuk: Yeah, you’re right. She’s not pretty at all (laugh)
Sunny: What did you say just now?
Eunhyuk: Oh, crap! Did I said that out loud?
Shindong: Well, you ain’t whispering, that I can tell you!
Eunhyuk: I’m just ..he said it first!
Shindong: What~ there’s something in this world I would never do and that is disrespect a pretty girl such as you, Sunny~
Eunhyuk: Why you..
Shindong: (whisper) It’s every man for himself, Eunhyuk. I’m sorry.
Eunhyuk: (whisper) I hate you!
Shindong: (whisper) Well, I ain’t love you now, am I?
Sunny: Quit it! So, we’re gonna start searching here for only 15 minutes and move on to other places, got it?
All: Got it?
Tiffany: But, only 15 minutes?
Sunny: Yeah, I know Tae. She doesn’t like to stick around in a place for too long. It’s ‘suffocating’ her ..she said.
Tiffany: Sunny, I’m glad you’re here.
Sunny: Yeah, I know. Everyone always said that to me.
Shindong & Eunhyuk: Not us!
(after 15 minutes)
Sunny: Okay, anyone see her?
All: No.
Sunny: So, let’s try..the beach, maybe?
Tiffany: Maybe?
Sunny: Hey, how should I know where ‘exactly’ she is, right?
Shindong: Does that mean she’s as clueless as us?
Eunhyuk: If that’s the case, then we can dump her, because she’s kinda useless, right?
Sunny: What!?
Eunhyuk: I mean, how clueless you are, we might be worse, isn’t that right, Shindong?
Shindong: Yeah, that’s ..kinda right. Hehehehe~
Sunny: Whatever..
Shindong: Nice cover!
Eunhyuk: Let me tell you, that woman is scarier than my mom.
Tiffany: Hey guys! Isn’t that...Taeyeon!?
Shindong & Eunhyuk: Where?
Sunny: There!
Shindong & Eunhyuk: Where!?
Sunny: Hey! (turn the boys head from left to right) There! This direction!
Shindong & Eunhyuk: Ah~ so..what do we do now?
Tiffany: Well, let’s just talk to her and –
Sunny: What are you waiting for? After her!
Tiffany: Well, if you wanna put it that way..
Sunny: (while running) Come on! She’s at the bus station, which mean she’s waiting for a bus to come!
Shindong: (while running) Geez, do you really need to explained that? That’s so obvious!
Sunny: No time to chat!
Shindong: But you’re the one who started the conversation!
Eunhyuk: What’s wrong with this girl? Does she have some kind of mental disorder or something?
Tiffany: A bus is coming! Hurry!
Shindong: Oh God! We’re not gonna make it!
Eunhyuk: I got it! I got it! (dash forward) Ha! I got you, Taeyeon! You’re not going anywhere!
Girl: Who!? I’m not Taeyeon! Ah, you ert! (slap) Let me go!! (slap) Let me go!
Eunhyuk: I already let go! What’s wrong with you?
Girl: ert! (slap)
Eunhyuk: My God! What is this!?
Shindong: (panting) Where is she?
Eunhyuk: She got on the bus..
Shindong: You slowpoke! (slap)
Eunhyuk: What the heck, dude!?
Shindong: From today onwards, you ain’t calling me fatty no more!
Eunhyuk: I disagree! Can’t I have a say on this?
Shindong: (slap) No.
Eunhyuk: Stop slapping me or I’ll make it worse for you.
Shindong: Um ...still no. (slap)
Sunny: (panting) Did she manage to get on the bus?
Shindong: Yes, only because this slowpoke here.
Eunhyuk: Sunny..I can explain.
Sunny: (slap) You missed her. That’s it. What else to explain? You were slow! (slap)
Eunhyuk: Enough with the slap!! What is this? Happy-Slapping-Eunhyuk-Day!?
Tiffany: Did she –
Sunny: Yes.
Tiffany: But I thought –
Shindong: He did it.
Eunhyuk: Whoa! Whoa! Don’t slap me!
Tiffany: I won’t.
Eunhyuk: Thank God you –
Tiffany: But I am gonna remember you as a slowpoke from now on.
Eunhyuk: God, this day ain’t my lucky day as well? What the heck? Come on, Big Man!
Tiffany: We might be able to predict where she will be?
Sunny: Are you gonna follow the bus?
Tiffany: Might as well.
Sunny: How?
Tiffany: Oh, I got something in mind.
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