A Helping Hand
I Want Her As My Boyfriend!Tiffany: Are you guys okay?
Eunhyuk: Urgh..not sure, Tiff~ Run! Run!
Shindong: Save your life!! Just leave us!
Tiffany: I’m not gonna do that, okay!? I’m done running from things. This is all happen because I try to run ..from her.
Shindong: What you said just now?
Tiffany: Ah, nothing! Come on, get up!
Eunhyuk: Shindong, this might be the end of us..
Shindong: Don’t say that, dude~ I haven’t eat the extra large ramen you promised me.
Eunhyuk: You won’t get it either way, Shindong..
Shindong: Why? Why, Eunhyuk!? Tell me why!
Eunhyuk: Cuz I lied the other day.. (shows a thumbs up)
Shindong: I’m gonna kill you, Eunhyuk! I really am!
Eunhyuk: I’m glad, you know. Befriending you, is one of the best decision I ever made.
Shindong: No, Eunhyuk..you’re wrong.
Eunhyuk: Wrong?
Shindong: It’s the ONLY right thing you EVER do.
Eunhyuk: Yeah..whatever, dude. We’re a goner.
Shindong: Yeah, maybe they’re gonna throw us in hot oil..
Eunhyuk: (grab Shindong’s collar) Dude.. that’s harsh. Can’t you say something nice?
Shindong: Didn’t we called him Fatty and Baldy?
Eunhyuk: Um, yeah?
Shindong: Yup! Hot oil!
Eunhyuk: Urgh, should’ve stayed home today.
Shindong: You got that right, dude..
Eunhyuk: Hey, look. The stars is shining bright today~
Shindong: Right~ shiny~ maybe our dead cats are calling us from heaven~
Eunhyuk: But, we never had a cat.
Shindong: Oh, yeah~ that was the cat next door..
Eunhyuk: She was a good cat..
Shindong: I bet when she grew up she’ll be like a gumiho or something..
Eunhyuk: But, gumiho is a wolf..
Shindong: Whatever dude, when you’re about to die, everything seems right.
Eunhyuk: Yeah.. Shindong? I’m gonna missed you, man!
Shindong: Me, too! Saranghae~
Eunhyuk: Saranghae~
Man: Boyz (sigh) can someone enlighten me by telling me what the hell am I seeing right now?
Man 2: I...oh no, boss, this is just so wrong..
Tiffany: What are you two doing? You’re not gonna die yet! I still have some tricks up me sleeves.
Shindong & Eunhyuk: Really?
Shindong: (push Eunhyuk away) Man, get off me!
Eunhyuk: With pleasure! Too much touching it just give me the heebie jeebie~
Man: Glad that’s over..(sigh) So what? Now you want to fight me?
Man 2: Ooo~ can I be first, boss?
Tiffany: Don’t underestimate me! (getting into a fighting stance)
Man: Hahahaha! Now this should be fun! Geureom, nawa!
Tiffany: Are you guys okay? Can you run?
Shindong & Eunhyuk: We can’t because –
Tiffany: Well, try!
Shindong & Eunhyuk: Yes, ma’am!
Tiffany: Phew~ okay, who wants a piece of me?
Man: Boyz, stay back! This girl is mine. Yaah!!
Tiffany: Yaa~~ (pepper spraying the bad guy)
Man: Argh! My eyes!
Man 2: Boss, are you okay?
Man: Water! Water!
Man 2: Um, oh! Here! (splash some water)
Man: What the heck? This is sewer water! You moron! Argh, my eyes!
Tiffany: (run through Eunhyuk & Shindong) Well, run! Now!
Shindong & Eunhyuk: W-what?
Tiffany: He’s really mad right now!
Shindong: (turn back) Um, Eunhyuk?
Eunhyuk: (turn back) Yes?
Shindong: The baldy is coming towards us..
Eunhyuk: ..(awkward laugh) ..look, he’s got a knife~ hahaha~
Shindong & Eunhyuk: Run!!!!!
Eunhyuk: Tiff, you’re running too slow!
Tiffany: What!? You guys are fast runner!
Shindong: No time to talk! Tiff! Come! (start to lift Tiffany and run)
Tiffany: Yaa~ faster Shindong! Faster!
Eunhyuk: There, the restaurant, fast!
Shindong: Urgh, you’re heavy~
Tiffany: What? Oh..so that how it is. Men are all weak, I guess~
Shindong: My brotherhood is on the line here! Okay, hold on tight! (pass through Eunhyuk) Bye!
Eunhyuk: What, since when you run that fast!? Ah, wait for me!!
(at the restaurant..)
Tiffany: Phew~ we lost them.
Eunhyuk: (panting) Did we?
Shindong: (panting) Yeah, I think so too.
Tiffany: Are you guys okay?
Eunhyuk: Just fine!
Shindong: Not me, the heavy load make my backbone cramp sometimes -
Tiffany: What?
Shindong: I mean..I’m fine! Just fine! See? (start stretching)
Eunhyuk: Let’s rest here for awhile..
Shindong: Good idea.
Tiffany: So, what were you guys doing there?
Shindong: The usual stuff. We’re on our way to the ramen shop that ‘someone’ promised to treat me. (glare at Eunhyuk)
Eunhyuk: Anyway..(glare at Shindong) The important thing is we’re all safe, right?
Shindong: Hmph..promise breaker. But, hey, what are you doing here? Are you lost or something?
Tiffany: You can tell?
Eunhyuk: Most people don’t just ‘come’ here. This is a dangerous neighbourhood.
Tiffany: Why? Because the baldy is in charge?
Shindong: Oh? How do you know?
Tiffany: You’re kidding me, right?
Eunhyuk & Shindong: No. Not really.
Tiffany: Whoa...just...whoa~ Um, anyway, have you seen Taeyeon somewhere here?
Shindong: Who? Is she pretty?
Eunhyuk: Have you forgotten? Taeyeon?
Shindong: Who’s that?
Eunhyuk: The crazy ahjumma?
Shindong: Ah~ Taeyeon-ah. I remember her. That’s her name?
Tiffany: Oh, brother~ anyway, have you seen her?
Eunhyuk: Yeah, we see her just around the traffic light near the alley. We greet her, but..she looked down.
Shindong: Full of sadness, baby~ full of sadness.. (drink a glass of water)
Tiffany: Is she alone?
Eunhyuk: Yeah..I think so. She was carrying a luggage, if I recall it correctly.
Tiffany: “So, she is leaving the house for good..” When is that?
Shindong: 15 minutes before encountering you at that alley.
Tiffany: Ah! (snap her finger) So, I’m close! Darn!
Eunhyuk: Hmm? Are you searching for her? Why?
Tiffany: She ..well..run from home.
Shindong: (spit out at Eunhyuk) Whaat!?
Eunhyuk: (wiping up the water) Did you really need to overeact like that?
Shindong: No, but I want to.
Tiffany: Yeah, she had a hard time, the other day, she was..um..
Eunhyuk: Yes?
Tiffany: She said she like me..
Shindong: What? (start drinking)
Eunhyuk: Oh no you don’t! (take the glass and quickly splash it at Shindong)
Shindong: Hey, I was drinking that! What, you think I’m gonna spit again?
Eunhyuk: I was just...
Shindong: Yeah, that what I was doing hehe~
Eunhyuk: Why you..
Tiffany: She tell me she like me, and I reject her, badly. I didn’t know what to do. It’s all just so sudden. We just met this year. I mean, I mean, what am I supposed to do, right?
Eunhyuk: I don’t really know. But, this thing really take a toll on her, cuz she’s running from home, right? Might as well search for her. If she’s missing for 24 hours, we need to get help from the police.
Tiffany: I guess you right.
Shindong: But, what are you going to do when we find, if, we find her?
Tiffany: Haven’t thought about it yet. I guess I should say sorry, I guess.
Eunhyuk: Well, we better get a move on.
Tiffany: I’ll ask Sunny for help.
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