Tiffany: Kyuhyun? Who is that?

Taeyeon: Actually, I’ve been asking my friends on blog and social network. They have been helpful, but there’s this one person stand out the most.

Tiffany: And that person is..him?

Taeyeon: (laugh) Here’s the best part.

Tiffany: Oh, great. It gets better?

Taeyeon: Yes! This person here is ..Yesung neighbour ..current neighbour.

Tiffany: And how’s that suppose to help us?

Taeyeon: He got intel on his family, routine, and schedule! This is exactly what we need to bust Yesung!

Tiffany: Okay, that’s great. But, how can we sure that he is not one of Yesung’s spy? This person here, can be helping him ..from inside. (glare at Kyuhyun)

Taeyeon: (look at Kyuhyun as well) ..yeah~ now that you mentioned it..

Kyuhyun: Please, girls. I’m not the kind of guys that is influenced by his wealth. Come to think of it, that thing has gone ..long ago.

Tiffany: What is he mumbling about?

Taeyeon: Beats me! He’s always this crazy when we’re chatting too.

Kyuhyun: Call me anything you want, but my strategy will lead you guys to victory! I’m sure of it. Besides, I have my own grudge against that bastard as well.

Taeyeon: What?

Kyuhyun: What’s what?

Taeyeon: Why do you have grudge against him?

Kyuhyun: Oh..because he cheated on my sister!

Tiffany: That bastard!

Kyuhyun: Oh, it got better! He even let my sister walked home that day!

Taeyeon: That’s not a suprise..

Kyuhyun: Oh really? Is that how he dumped you?

Taeyeon: No! He never dumped me! What makes you think that?

Kyuhyun: Well, his target are mainly based on cute girls.

Taeyeon: You’re saying ..I’m cute?

Kyuhyun: Yeah, well..you’re kinda are.

Tiffany: (suddenly hug Taeyeon) Oh no, mister! Don’t you dare! I still don’t believe you! Stay away from her..

Kyuhyun: Geez..you need to trust me if you want my help.

Taeyeon: Tiff, lets give him a test..as an initiation of some sort?

Kyuhyun: Are you guys gangster!?

Tiffany: No! It’s a test .. not an ..initiation..Tae, think carefully before you speak..

Taeyeon: Sorry, got caught up with the drama lately.

Tiffany: Did the mother died?

Taeyeon: Oh no, she survived the accident. But, the hero is searching for the person who caused that acccident and..

Kyuhyun: Hello, princess!? Back to the real plan, if you please?

Tiffany & Taeyeon: Oh, sorry!

Kyuhyun: Okay, so this is his schedule every day. He will get up at 6.30 a.m and go out at 7.30 a.m. That’s when we strike.

Taeyeon: Put a bug or something?

Kyuhyun: A bug? What do you think this is, 007? We’re just gonna glue a voice recorder somewhere in his room and have Tiffany call him.

Tiffany: Okay..

Taeyeon: That’s when she act all innocent and Yesung will start to curse her, right?

Tiffany: Well, that’s all we do nowadays, so..

Kyuhyun: Great! But, at that time, we need Taeyeon to record Tiffany voice as well. After that, I work something out and combine the pieces.

Taeyeon: Yeah, that’s great. But how do we go inside Yesung’s house?

Tiffany: The one who can go inside is ..someone who’s his friend.

Kyuhyun: ..someone who can act natural around him.

Tiffany: ..someone he doesn’t know that much.

Kyuhyun: ..someone gullible.

(Kyuhyun and Tiffany look at Taeyeon)

Taeyeon: (look at both of them) .. you got to be kidding me..

 

(The next day, first day of vacation)

(Kyuhyun, Tiffany and Taeyeon are communicating using a phone call)

 

Kyuhyun: Tiff, is our subject ready?

Tiffany: (pushing her bluetooth earpiece harder) ..okay, I can hear you. She’s ready!

Kyuhyun: Okay, he apparently lived alone. So, we need to get a distraction before he got out from the house. Got it?

Tiffany: Got it!

Kyuhyun: Is Taeyeon wearing her earpiece as well?

Tiffany: Yes, she is! She looks cute with it!

Kyuhyun: Wa..what!? Focus! Focus! One mistake and this whole operation is in japordy!

Tiffany: Okay, sorry!

Kyuhyun: Okay, he’s about to go out to his car. Stop him!

Tiffany: You heard him, right? Okay, I need you to act natural and act suprise when you see him. As if you don’t know that is his house, can you do that?

Taeyeon: Easy enough!

Tiffany: Okay! Go! Go! Go!

Yesung: (standing in front of his car and searching for his car key in the pocket) Oh, crap! I’m late!

Taeyeon: Hey, isn’t that Yesung?

Yesung: Why, isn’t this a lovely suprise? You found out where I live..um, why are you here?

Taeyeon: Why am I here? ..um

Kyuhyun: Say you’re just passing by!

Taeyeon: Um ..I was just passing by here.

Yesung: Passing by? Well, that’s weird. You’re not from around here, so..you’re exploring?

Taeyeon: Something like that? Um, how are you today?

Yesung: ..I’m late.

Taeyeon: Oh, am I interrupting something?

Yesung: No, not really. But, it’s kinda weird how you ended here, though.

Kyuhyun: Tiff, okay. Are you in position?

Tiffany: Yes, I’m at the back door of the house. Just like you told me.

Kyuhyun: Whoa, that was fast! How did the picklocking go?

Tiffany: The door was open..

Kyuhyun: Seriously?

Tiffany: Yes.

Kyuhyun: Yesung, you really should make this a lot tougher at least.

Tiffany: What?

Kyuhyun: Nothing! Okay, Yesung’s room is on the 2nd floor, the first room on the right.

Tiffany: Got it.

Kyuhyun: How are you doing? Hello? Hello?

Tiffany: We got a bit of a problem..

Kyuhyun: What’s that?

Tiffany: There’s someone else besides Yesung lived here..

Kyuhyun: What!? I never see anyone except him in the house! Are you sure?

Tiffany: Yup, I’m sure. In fact, that person is in  front of me..

Kyuhyun: Right now?

Tiffany: Yeah, kinda..you won’t believe who it is..

Kyuhyun: Who’s that?

Tiffany: Jessica..