Taeyeon: (sigh) This is not what I have in mind before coming here..come on, Shinmong, let’s go..

Shindong: It’s Shindong..

(at the counter)

Salesman: Yes?

Eunhyuk: 2 adult please.

Salesman: Okay. Here you go. Next!

Shindong: 1 adult and 1 children.

Salesman: Huh? Is he your boyfriend?

Taeyeon: Apparently, you think I’m desperate enough to choose him as my boyfriend, ahjussi..

Shindong: Yah, you look beautiful, but you talk just like an ahjumma,you know that?

Taeyeon: Oh, ahjumma? Okay, sir, give him the children ticket! I’ll take this! (run away)

Shindong: (awkward laugh) Sir, I’m just joking earlier. Can I exchange this with to an adult ticket?

Salesman: You’re kidding, right? I already print it. It can’t be undone. Take it or buy a new one!

Shindong: Fine! I’ll take it! Geez, you should be ashamed, sir! This is what they called a bad service! Good day!

Salesman: What the..

Shindong: I said good day!! (run away)

(at the Haunted House..)

Eunhyuk: Okay, Tiff. Remember, if you are scared, you can hug me, okay?

Tiffany: Okay!

Eunhyuk: This is totally my lucky day! God, I promise I’ll wash the dishes from now on!

Tiffany: ..you’re weird.

Eunhyuk: Part of my charm! (wink)

Tiffany: Hihihi! Let’s go!

Shindong: Whoa, Eunhyuk! That’s a good one! (give him a thumbs up) .. um, Taeyeon, if you feel scared..

Taeyeon: Don’t worry, I rather die than hugging this .. (scanning Shindong up and down) ..meat.

Shindong: This is totally not my day..

(inside..)

Eunhyuk: This is not scary at all! Ha!

Tiffany: I don’t know. I already feel scared..

Eunhyuk: Don’t worry. (looking around) I’m here, I’ll protect .. (scream like a little girl) HAAAAAAAAA~ OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!? WAAAAHHHH!! THAT THING HAS NO HEAD!!! OMMAA!!!

Tiffany: HAHAHAHA!! THAT’S FUNNY! WHERE’S THE HEAD!? I scream as well! HAAAAAAAH~

Eunhyuk: She think this is funny? .. well, I should feel the same with ..OOOHHH! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?? DONT TOUCH ME, YOU FOUL BEAST! HANDS OFF! HANDS OFF!! WAAAAHHH!

Tiffany: THIS IS SOO FUN!!

Shindong: Who the hell is screaming in front? Coward!

Taeyeon: That might be Eunhyuk..

Shindong: What? Ae~ seolma! Can’t be! He’s not like that at all..

Taeyeon: You seem to be calm.. not afraid of ghost eh?

Shindong: Ghost? I don’t believe in ghost! You?

Taeyeon: I’m not the kind of person to be scared easily.

Shindong: Yeah? We’ll see about that..

Taeyeon: Ha! Believe me, I’ m not ..

Shindong: 3, 2, 1 ...

Taeyeon: OH MY GOD!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!? HANDS OFF! HANDS OFF!! YAAAAAHHHH!! HE’S CHASING US, SHINMONG!! HE’S CHASING US!!!

Shindong: IT’S SHINDONG!!! SHINDONG!!

Taeyeon: WAAAHHHH!!! (holding Shindong arms tightly) YAAAHHH!!!

Shindong: YOU’RE HOLDING IT TOO TIGHT!! TOO TIGHT!!! AAAAHHHH!! NO!!! MISTER, STOP SCARING HER!!! SHE’S HURTING ME!! (tapping Taeyeon’s hand) STOP STOP STOP!!!

Taeyeon: HOW COME THIS IS SOO SCARY ALL OF THE SUDDEN!!!?? WAAAAAHHH!!

Shindong: OH MY GOD!! MY ARM!! I CAN’T FEEL IT ANYMORE!!! STOP IT!!! PLEASE!!! (taking a piece of money in his pocket) HERE! TAKE IT!! JUST DONT SCARE HER ANYMORE!! PLEASE!! I BEG YOU!!

Taeyeon & Shindong: WAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

(after 5 minutes)

Tiffany: Wow! It’s soo fun!

Taeyeon: Are you nuts? This house is not a joke!! Even Shindong scream!

Shindong: I scream because someone is dislocating my arm!!!

Eunhyuk: Please, let’s go to other place!! No more Haunted House!!

Shindong: So, it is you who scream earlier..

Eunhyuk: Oh, is it me or I heard somebody screaming too back there?

Shindong: SHE, IS, DISLOCATING, MY, ARM!!! MY FREAKING ARM!!!

Eunhyuk: Sounds like an excuse to me..

Shindong: Taeyeon, tell him!

Taeyeon: I have no memories of what happen earlier.

Shindong: What the..?

Tiffany: Enough, you guys. Okay, let’s go ride that one!

Shindong: Oh, god! Anything but that..

Eunhyuk: God, help me on this one..

Taeyeon: This is not gonna be pretty...

(at the entrance..)

Taeyeon: Tell me why are we riding this rollercoaster again?

Shindong: Some goddess asked us to..

Eunhyuk: More like an angel of death! I thought Lotte World is supposed to be fun!

Tiffany: Oh, you guys getting along well! Look at you guys!

Taeyeon: I think even a stranger will agree with us at this moment.

Eunhyuk & Shindong: (raising their hands) Agree!!

Taeyeon: Oh, no it’s moving.. guys it’s moving!!!!

Eunhyuk: Shindong, let’s not scream on this one, okay..?

Shindong: I don’t think I can keep that promise, buddy!

Eunhyuk: Hahahahaha we’re gonna die, right?

Shindong: Most probably..yeah, we’re gonna die.

Taeyeon: Oh, it’s almost at the peak. Tiff, can I hold your hand?

Tiffany: Sure! Here! Does that make you feel better?

Taeyeon: Hahahaha ... surprisingly, no.. it still feel like I’m going to die.

Voice: Okay, we’re stopping this ride here at the peak for awhile. Enjoy it while you can! Hahahaha!

Shindong: WAAAHH!!! IT’S SO HIGH! DON’T STOP HERE!! ARE YOU FREAKING CRAZY!! EUNHYUK, I CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE!!! WAAAHHH!! JUST LET US GO!!! PLEASE!!!

Eunhyuk: RELAX!! RELAX!! WHATEVER YOU DO, DONT LOOK DOWN..WAAAAAHHH!! MISTER!! I DONT WANT TO RIDE THIS!!!

Taeyeon: DONT SCREAM!! YOU MAKE ME NERVOUS!!

Voice: Okay, break time is over. We’re going to start now. 1 , 2, ..

Taeyeon: WAIT!! WAIT!! I’M NOT READY ..

Voice: Enjoy your ride!

Taeyeon: WOOOAAAAHHH!!!! ARE YOU NUTS?? I SAID I’M NOT READY!!! WAAAA!!! OMMA!!!

Tiffany: YAAAAYYYY!!!

Eunhyuk: WHAT THE HELL???? THIS THING IS GOING TO FAST!!!! WHOAAAAA!!!!

Shindong: OH NO, NOT THE LOOP!! NOT THE LOOP!!! ANYTHING BUT THE LOOP!!! WAAAAAAA!!!!

Tiffany: This is soo fun!!! Is that right, Tae? ..Tae?

(Taeyeon pass out)

Shindong: EUNHYUK!!! WE’RE GOING UP AGAIN!! EUNHYUK!! TALK TO ME!!

(Eunhyuk pass out)

Shindong: NOOOO!!! I DONT WANT TO FACE THIS ALONE!!! WAAAA!!! THAT’S IT!! I’M OUT!! (banging his head at the ride and pass out)

Tiffany: Oh? Everyone okay back there? Oh, they’re asleep. It must be boring for them. Oh well, YAAAYYY!!

(after 5 minutes)

Tiffany: Let’s go! We got no time to lose here!!

(Taeyeon, Eunhyuk & Shindong is sitting on a chair nearby .. feeling nauseous)

Tiffany: (start to wondering around) Let’s go, guys!!

(Shindong is clenching his fist)

Eunhyuk: (looking at Shindong) Ae~ don’t.. she’s a girl.

Shindong: After that ride.. I don’t know anymore...

Taeyeon: Just do it.. that will give us a few minutes to rest from all this madness..

Eunhyuk: Even you, Taeyeon? Man, this ride seriously can drive people cray..

(after 10 minutes)

Tiffany: I can see that you guys are kinda tired ..and dizzy as well. Some of are even starting to drool..

Shindong: (look at Eunhyuk) Ah, jeongmal! No wonder my shoulder feel wet. Wake up!!

Eunhyuk: Wa-what? Oh, Tiff, you’re here? Ah ~ .. I think I’m about to pass out again.

Shindong: Get a hold of yourself! Eunhyuk! Eunhyuk!

Taeyeon: No more rides, Tiff..

Tiffany: Okay, let’s ride something relaxing! Ferris Wheels!

Taeyeon & Shindong: Yay~ ... (forcing a smile)