A HOUSE IS NOT A HOME

Kyuhyun: Jessica? Who the hell is Jessica? Another one of his girlfriends?

Tiffany: No! She’s my sister. Anyway, why are you here? Do you lived here?

Jessica: No, are you nuts!? Give me 3 reasons why I will choose to live in this junkyard!

Tiffany: (laugh) I thought you lived here cuz of that casual shirt and short pants..

Jessica: Ha! This is my undercover suit!

Tiffany: Right..

Jessica: Don’t believe me? Did you came in from the back door?

Tiffany: Yes..?

Jessica: You can thank me for that!

Tiffany: Since when you’re good at lockpicking?

Jessica: There’s something in this world you don’t want to know..

Tiffany: Okay..but, what are you doing here?

Jessica: I should be the one who asked that!

Kyuhyun: Don’t risk the mission. Tell her something else.

Tiffany: I was..visiting him. Yeah, that’s it!

Jessica: What..are you lying to me?

Tiffany: You see, Kyuhyun? I’m an open book when it comes to Jessica. I think she’s part of the team now..

Kyuhyun: Whoa, you’re not the one who call the shot here, I do.

Jessica: (take Tiff’s earpiece) Yo, dude! Chill! I think we’re all here for the same reason, right?

Kyuhyun: Oh, yeah? And what is that?

Jessica: Make Yesung cry like a baby or something..

Kyuhyun: I still don’t believe you. You might be a spy..

Jessica: What is this, Running Man? You watch too much variety show, kid!

Kyuhyun: What the..give the earpiece back to Tiff!

Jessica: Oh, so that’s how it is..here! Take it, Tiff! I don’t want to talk with this lowlife!

Kyuhyun: What ..wait till I..

Tiffany: Enough you two! We work together now! Either you take it or leave it, Kyuhyun! I think this mission is more important to me than you!

Kyuhyun: (sigh) Okay, okay. I can’t let this opportunity go to waste just because of my emotion. Fine, she’s in.

Tiffany: Yay! Thanks!

Kyuhyun: But you really need to put the recorder now! Taeyeon is having a hard time covering for you!

Tiffany: On it! Jessica, we have a plan, do you want to hear it?

Jessica: Let it out..

Taeyeon: Yesung, you look really stunning today! Is that a new tie?

Yesung: I just wore it yesterday..

Taeyeon: Well, we are not getting any younger, so it’s only natural that I’ll forget about that.

Yesung: You looked really weird today. Oh man, I forgot to take my wallet in my room. Wait right here, I’ll be back..

Taeyeon: Wait, I ..

Yesung: It just take a seconds ..wait here.

Taeyeon: Kyuhyun, ask the girls to evacuate, now!

Kyuhyun: What? Is he coming in?

Taeyeon: Worst, he’s going to his room!

Kyuhyun: Oh, no, he wont. Tiff, you got 20 seconds! Taeyeon, do something!

Tiffany: What!? Okay, I’m about done! Give me some time!

Taeyeon: Yesung, I ..(suddenly fainted in front of Yesung)

Yesung: Hey, are you okay? Hey! Talk to me! Wake up! What should I do?

Kyuhyun: Nice!

Tiffany: Okay, I’m done.

Jessica: I know a secret way up..through the attic.

Tiffany: You got to be kidding me!

Jessica: Come on, we got no time left!

Tiffany: Okay! Okay!

Kyuhyun: Okay, Tae! The mission is a success!

Yesung: Maybe I should do some CPR..

Taeyeon: (when Yesung is closer, Taeyeon suddenly wake up and punch him on the face) Oh, no you don’t!

Yesung: What, you’re up? I thought you pass out..

Taeyeon: Yeah, lack of sleep .. ah, you know the details ..okay, got to go, bye!

Yesung: Something’s up.

(at Tiff house..)

Kyuhyun: Good job, everyone! Really, couldn’t have done it without you guys!

Jessica: It’s all thanks to me and my escape route!

Taeyeon: About that..how do you get out anyway?

Tiffany: Oh, you don’t want to know ..

Jessica: We jumped from roof to roof!

Kyuhyun: Are you guys insane?

Tiffany: She is ..not me.

Taeyeon: Hey, that’s dangerous! You guys could get hurt! Tiff, don’t do that again!

Tiffany: Okay, Tae! You worry to much..

Kyuhyun: Okay, now that’s over, the last and crucial part of this mission..calling Yesung.

Taeyeon: Can you do that, Tiff? It’s okay if you want to delay it..we don’t really have to do it tonight, right?

Kyuhyun: Um, yeah..whenever is fine..

Tiffany: It’s okay. I can do this..

Jessica: I’m right by your side.

Tiffany: Thanks. (calling Yesung) ..Hello? Yesung?

Yesung: Oh, the dog is finally barking again? How are you?

Tiffany: Urgh..fine! Are you still going to do what you’ve told me the other day?

Yesung: What’s that? Destroy you? Hah, of course I do!

Tiffany: What are you going to do anyway?

Kyuhyun: Yeah, that’s it.

Taeyeon: How is this going to work, again? 

Kyuhyun: Okay, I already put a battery that can last for 2 weeks if used non-stop. That should give us enough time to know everything and record everything. Genius, right?

Jessica: Is  the recorder on?

Kyuhyun: Of course, I already set it before I gave it to you guys.

Jessica: Okay, just asking..it seem to go well.

Taeyeon: Let’s hope it’ll be.

Tiffany: (covering the phone with her hands) I’m going to talk to him in the kitchen.

Everyone: Okay..

(after 10 minutes..)

Tiffany: Done! ...um, how are we going to take the recorder again?

Khyuhyun: Same way we got in! ..

Kyuhyun, Tiffany, Jessica: Taeyeon-ah~

Taeyeon: I must been a murderer in my past life to get a luck such as this ..