(This is based in the Bonded universe - see story here - and contains spoilers for the end of Last Breath.)

Because I don't even know how, but somehwere along the line Onjongho became Bambi-Thumper-Flower... LOL This crack drabble is based off this gif. Bambi!Ho and Thumper!Jong.

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Minho groaned with his face to the ground, laying still after jumping, or tripping, from a building top while being chased. It seemed the coast was clear for now, but it didn’t feel so great to move. He’s sure he’d be dead-dead from the fall if he weren’t a vampire.

It was the middle of the night, so no one seemed to notice him. It was for the better.

Minho was aware he landed on junk. Garbage, Minho suspected. But then garbage shouldn’t move. Minho’s face scrunched while his waist bumped up and down. It felt weird and annoying, and quite frankly, hurt his throbbing body. 

He found the energy to lift his head and look behind him once something poked up between his legs. He hoped it wasn’t a human, but then he hoped more than that it wasn’t another vampire. Whatever it was grunted with a slightly high voice and Minho’s scrunched annoyed face quickly turned to surprise. “Jonghyun?”

“Get off, brat.” Jonghyun struggled more, face bloody and broken - obviously having been in a fight with some of the other vampires after they split up. 

“I would if I could move,” Minho told the older vampire, voice a slight whine.

Jonghyun threatened, “If you don’t get off me now, you won’t ever move again.”

And like that, Minho was using energy he didn’t even know he had to roll off Jonghyun. Minho laid on his back, flinching at Jonghyun’s slap to his chest, the vampire’s other hand holding his bleeding, and probably broken, nose.

Minho breathed deep, tuning out Jonghyun’s usual complaining.