"Hoseok~"

"YoonGi, I couldn't find your-" JungKook dropped the sentence cold when he found his two hyungs on the couch with bruises all over YoonGi's collarbones and the top of his chest. Hoseok picked up YoonGi's shirt and put it on the older's chest to shield what little dignity he still had while he smiled at JungKook and sat up.

"Hey, how 'bout that weather, huh? It's been raining a lot recently, hasn't it?" He asked, and YoonGi snorted at his attempt at conversation with JungKook, who was either mortified, confused, or unimpressed. Probably all three.

"Hyung, were you just ing my coworker."

"No, he's sick, we can't if we can't kiss."

"I hate you and I'm telling Jin."

"JungKook, you little ," YoonGi giggled. It's like they were related. JungKook was the snotty little brother and Hoseok was his hot older brother who could bring just about anybody home with how charming he was. And hot. YoonGi really appreciated how hot Hoseok was.

"So, I've been gone for seven ing minutes," JungKook hissed. "Seven minutes have passed since I left to go find YoonGi's phone, which I couldn't find by the way, sorry, and you were just on top of YoonGi," he clarified. Hoseok shrugged.

"We just get stuff done, JungKook," he answered coolly, and YoonGi was actually seconds from sighing like a little schoolgirl. "More than you, really."

"Shut up, Hoseok. I'm not good with girls," JungKook stated.

"Correction: you're not good with Seohyun."

"Can you piss off for like ten seconds, Hyung?" The youngest scorned. He raised his eyebrows at YoonGi, who still had yet to put on a shirt. "Couldn't find your phone, Hyung."

"Oh yeah, we already found it," YoonGi answered with a smile as if it would help, hoping the younger would understand. It seemed like he did when he rolled his eyes at YoonGi. "Well, I better get going, Hoseok. I need to get back to my place. Thanks so much for taking care of me," YoonGi stated as he pulled on the shirt and started towards the door, taking his coat off the rack since he was wearing the same clothes as on Tuesday. Hoseok jumped up at the chance and beamed at him.

"Let me walk you back."

JungKook scowled. "Are you serious?"

Hoseok nodded easily. Then he sighed at JungKook's pout. "Do you want to come with?" He asked halfheartedly. The youngest smiled cheerfully and nodded.

After dropping YoonGi off at his apartment building and receiving a goodnight cheek-kiss, Hoseok walked back with JungKook. "You'll be