Group Chat II

[HIATUS] ROOM VI

 

Kong: Guys, we have a situation!

Ravi: What's up

NNNNN: Did you pee in your pants again?

Kong: WHEN DID I EVER

Leo: You know during that one time when you were desperate

NNNNN: Ya and it was in my car too! It was so tough trying to explain to the carwash workers that my 23 year old housemate still pees in his pants

Kong: JUST DROP IT THAT WAS YEARS AGO

Leo: It's embedded in my mind.

Kong: Why are YOU so active today?

Leo: The flashbacks are making me active.

Hyukkie: Alright alright, enough about Hongbin's bladder problem,

Hyukkie: What's the situation?

Kekeken:  We're talking about bladder?? I have a tiny bladder

Ravi: You have tiny everything hyung

Kekeken: EXCUSE ME YOU SON OF A

NNNNN: I could attest to that. Also, language!

Kekeken: Attest to it?? Hyung.... :-(

Hyukkie: Jaehwan hyung is that why you don't have a gf?

Kekeken: WTF

Kekeken: HYUK THAT IS RUBBISH

Kekeken: IT DOESN'T MATTER OK. LOVE CONQUERS IT ALL

Hyukkie: Well if it doesnt matter then you would've had a gf right now

Kekeken: My goodness

Kekeken: You're all imbeciles! Stop talking about it!

Ravi: You...started.... it....

Kong: OK BACK TO THE REAL SITUATION NOW

Kong: A BIGGER PROBLEM

Kekeken: oh you lee hongbin

NNNNN: Kekeke

Kong: Ah get in line lee jaehwan

Kong: Anyways I have a girl situation

Hyukkie: IS LITTLE HONGBIN FINALLY GETTING SOME

Kong: WHAT THE ARE YOU IMPLYING YOU LITTLE PUNK

NNNNN: OOOOOOO LEE HONGBIN

NNNNN: ALSO LANGUAGE

Leo: Someone actually wants you?

Kong: Hyung don't be so rude

Kong: And it's not what you guys think it is!

Ravi: How do you know what I'm thinking about?

Ravi: Are you stalking me?

Ravi: OMG

Hyukkie: If this dumb image is your concept then pls drop it

Hyukkie: You already look dumb you don't need to actually be dumb

Ravi: I look dumn?????????

Hyukkie: Yes

Hyukkie: And you can't spell too. What a package

Ravi: How do I look dumb??? I could be a professor if I wanted to!

NNNNN: Ravi darling, when your mom told you you could be anything she didn't literally mean EVERYTHING

NNNNN: Let's not reach for the stars? Ok? Maybe a high tree. Just that, okay?

Ravi: My mother never told me that?

Ravi: Did all of your mothers tell you guys that?

Ravi: :-O

Ravi: Also, palm tree should be fine right? It's rather tall..

Kong: MY GODDDDD

Kong: Just shut up pls

Hyukkie: I'm hungry

Kekeken: Can we buy chicken for dinner

NNNNN: YES

NNNNN: HONEY CHICKEN PLS

NNNNN: and buy the promo meal one I'm a poor student

Leo: Don't lie you just withdrew money

NNNNN: Only 50$ ok

Kong: Good enough

Kekeken: That'll get us at least 3 sets of different flavours.

NNNNN: I'm not buying dinner wtf

NNNNN: Pay for your damn selves

Hyukkie: Language :-)

NNNNN: Daaaaang

Ravi: Can we get garlic

Kong: THOSE ARE GROSS

Kong: It smells gross it tastes gross just ugh no

Hyukkie: Why are you describing yourself so harshly? Love yourself a bit more

Leo: Ya Hongbin, you need to love yourself a bit more :(

Ravi: Self hate is bad

Kekeken: It's ok that you have a nasty personality

Kekeken: Your face will save you I think

NNNNN: No it won't. His face is not even that great.

Kekeken: I was trying to be nice ok

NNNNN: So yea bean, just work on self positivity and your nasty attitude

Leo: And you'll live just fine

Hyukkie: Yes yes. You'll probably end up alone but you should be fine

Ravi: Don't worry, I'll visit you sometime

Ravi: When I'm free? But I doubt I'll be though

NNNNN: Ya I'll try my best as well.

Leo: Me too

Kekeken: Three

Hyukkie: I'm not even gonna try tbh. Just, good luck bro

Kong: You guys are all bastards

Kong: IS2G

Kong: I'm so done

Kong: I HATE YOU ALL

Hyukkie: Hey wait before you leave

Hyukkie: What was the situation?

Kong: FORGET IT

Hyukkie: Wow ok man don't need to shout! We're all civilised people here. Don't be rude to one another

NNNNN: Yeah Hongbin where are your manners?

Kekeken: It's bad enough that we have to visit you, now we need to send you to etiquette class as well?

Leo: How could a mere bean be so troublesome

Ravi: Ikr. We should probably refund him

Hyukkie: I don't think the owner would be willing to give us money in return for him

NNNNN: Oh that's ok

NNNNN: We'll just return him foc

Leo: Yeah ok, this weekend?

Kekeken: OK ^_^

Kong: I

Kong: HATE

Kong: YOU

Kong: ALL

Kong: SO

Kong: MUCH

Lee Hongbin left the group

 

Kekeken: Oh

Kekeken: Were we too harsh?

Hyukkie: Nah

Hyukkie: So Saturday what time?

Ravi: 10 should be fine

 


 

HIIIIIIIII *waves meekly*

It's been a while, hasn't it? I hope this update isn't too... bland. All I've been writing is assignment papers so my sense of humour (if there is any) has deteriorated a bit. My semester break is coming reaaaaal soon so I hope to update a lot then, but until then, I'll leave you with this. See you all soon!

I hope all of you have been well and to new subscribers, thank you <3

 

 

 

 

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Maehem
#1
Chapter 28: lol Hyuk at the end is me when I'm forced to socialize
Totomatoes #2
Chapter 28: Lmao this chapter is so accurate for me and my friends aahchwbdivjsmkwocjnk
mystification1220
#3
Chapter 4: Aww this fic is really cute ^.^
BBC4Life17 #4
Chapter 28: Everything about this is perfect lmao
I hate how were all so dependant on WiFi lol like the second it's out you think you're doomed to be bored xD
BBC4Life17 #5
Chapter 27: Haha hyukkawaii is so cute lmao it's funny how n knew what Sanghyuk wanted to do by Sanghyuk ' s beaming lol
Hongbin and Ravi studying math reminds me of me teaching my bro math xD
Totomatoes #6
Chapter 27: I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
It's like the older brother fighting with the younger brother and the mom trying to scold the older brother but they all end up yelling at each other

Yes N-eomma is the best XD
ottokajiontu #7
Chapter 6: Lol,ken oppa being all spy type
SimpleMinded
#8
Chapter 24: Let's just say I'm happy I stumbled across your story XD it's been an absolute laugh the whole way!!!!!
scribbledhearts #9
Chapter 24: wow group chat chapters are the best to me i had a good laugh!
BBC4Life17 #10
Chapter 24: Lmao They Were So Mean. Ravi's like should we refund him xD