Lee Jaehwan created a group chat.

ROOM VI

Cha Hakyeon joined.
Jung Taekwoon joined.
Kim Wonshik joined.
Lee Hongbin joined.
Han Sanghyuk joined.

 

Ravi: Oh! Group chat!

Kong: What's this for?

NNNNN: Yeah. What's this for?

Hyukkie: ^

Kekeken: I think it's time we have one.

Kekeken: We've been living together, breathing the same air, use the same toilets, share the same fridge, sometimes even sleep together for 3 years now. The fact that we've only made a group chat is concerning.

Kong: How so? There's nothing to discuss tbh. We see each other and fill each other in everyday.

Kong: Also gross don't talk about sharing toilets!

Kekeken: You can't run from the truth

Kekeken: But a group chat!! It's important in today's society.

Kong: If you say so

NNNNN: Ken never makes sense but I think this is a good idea. It'd be easier to keep in touch and idk?? Maybe when Hyuk's lost we can use this to update each other

Hyukkie: I'm 21 I can navigate just FINE

Kong: Your username suggests otherwise

Hyukkie: Listen here you prick of a bean

NNNNN: Language!

Hyukkie: You're not my mum wtf

NNNNN: LANGUAGE HAN SANGHYUK

Hyukkie: AS I WAS SAYING

Hyukkie: My mum calls me this ok so I'm really just being a filial son here

Kong: A filial son lmao more like a LAME son

Ravi: That's a bad one, bean

Kong: You shut up

Hyukkie: Whatever. Anyone in the right mind wouldn't take an insult to heart from a freaking bean anyways

Kekeken: That's a good one!

Ravi: ^^^^^

NNNNN: Language! Hyuk!

Hyukkie: What?? I used freaking!

NNNNN: STILL

Hyukkie: Someone remove him

Kekeken: Well as the admin...

NNNNN: Try that and see what happens, roommate

Kekeken: I wasn't going to do anything!!

Ravi: Right....

Kekeken: I was really about to say that as the admin I strongly disagree!! You didn't let me finish!!!

Kong: Amazing! Such intricate explanation. Desperate, too. Also, pointless. Just like this group chat

Hyukkie: You say that but you're literally the most active member thus far

Ravi: OHHHHH

Kong: Shut it you little punk

Kong: I'm only active now because I'm bored

Ravi: Right....

Kong: Ravi I'm in our room do you want me to lock you out tonight

Ravi: I have a key

Kong: Damn it

 

Jung Taekwoon left the group

 

Kekeken: SON OF A

NNNNN: LANGUAGE GOD DAMN IT! YOU IMBECILES

NNNNN: I MEANT GOD DANG IT. YEAH. DANG IT!

Hyukkie: Even a keeper couldn't save that one

Kong: Wtf

Kong: Why'd he just leave

Ravi: Add him back!

 

Jung Taekwoon joined

 

Kekeken: Hyung!!!! :-(

Leo: I accidentally exited.

Ravi: Even a keeper couldn't save that one

Hyukkie: HEY PLAGIARISM

Hyukkie: But eh Taekwoon has sense like Ronaldo I'm sure he could've saved that

Leo: SHUT UP

Hyukkie: You can never escape your past

Kekeken: No matter how much you try

Hyukkie: It's inevitable

Kekeken: And pointless

Ravi: ok shut up now

Hyukkie: You can never shut up

Kekeken: Unless you want to

Kong: I'm literally at home. Close to your belongings. Just imagine what I could do

Hyukkie: You can never

Kong: is2g Han Sanghyuk if you don't stop right now your naruto doll will be flushed away

Hyukkie: DONT TOUCH HIM

Hyukkie: Also it's not a doll you uncultured swine!! It's a FIGURINE

Kong: Same thing

Ravi: It's not, actually

Hyukkie: That's right, learn from your roommate!

Kong: The only thing I've learned is probably not to walk in on him in the middle of the day

Ken: Ooooh! Do tell why ;)

Ravi: SHUT UP

Ravi: STFU LEE HONGBIN

Ravi: YOU SAY IT AND WE'RE OVER

Hyukkie: How dramatic

Kong: Lmao you made it obvious yourself dude. I didn't even get to do anything

NNNNN: Tsk tsk, Ravi.

Ravi: IT WAS ONE TIME

Leo: Your disgusting self is dismissed.

Ravi: :-(

NNNNN: Hey is anyone at Uni rn

NNNNN: Hey

NNNNN: Hello?????

NNNNN: Guys seriously this is urgent

NNNNN: You freaking s!!

Hyukkie: Language!

NNNNN: I said freaking!

Kong: You said assh*le!!!!

NNNNN: I'm the oldest I can do whatever I want

Ravi: The age hierarchy doesn't work here! You're grounded, Mr!

NNNNN: Shut it! Just go do your business in your room

Ravi: HEY THATS NOT FAIR

Ravi: Stop talking about it!! It's ruining my reputation!

Kekeken: What reputation?

Leo: You can't ruin something that does not exist.

Ravi: Hyung!!! I trusted you!

Kekeken: Which hyung?

Kong: Obviously not you

Kekeken: :-O

Ravi: The bean's right

Kekeken: You don't trust me?!

Kekeken: After all we've been through you're just gonna throw me away like this?!

Ravi: Please hyung

NNNNN: You guys are giving me a headache

Hyukkie: Ok but this is literally what we have to deal with when we talk to you tho

NNNNN: OK BUT DID I ASK?

Kong: He merely stated a fact. Asking was not needed. Case dismissed!

Hyukkie: Thank you, you uncultured bean.

Kong: HYUK I AM SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING FLUSHING YOUR TOY AWAY

Hyukkie: You called him a doll and now toy!! He has feelings!!!! Do you not care at all about people's feelings?????!!

Kong: it's an object

NNNNN: LANGUAGE

Kong: I meant b*tch!

Hyukkie: An object that has more feelings and compassion than you, that's for sure!

Ravi: OOOOOOOOOH

Kong: You guys are all annoying

Leo: That's rich coming from you.

Kong: Seriously hyung you don't even talk that much so who are you to say anything?

Leo: Excuse me?

Kong: I'm sorry. I'll reflect.

NNNNN: Weak.

NNNNN: Natural selection will come for you.

Kong: WHY DON'T YOU TRY

NNNNN: I respect Taekwoon's life choices and personality!

Hyukkie: Sure.

Ravi: Very sure.

NNNNN: Shut up you two.

Kekeken: This was not what I had in mind when I made this group chat.

Kong: Oh yeah? Then what? Do we talk about your problems, then?

Kekeken: Actually yes. I'm in Maths class right now and I'm bored.

Kong: That question was rhetorical smh

NNNNN: You don't even take Math

Kekeken: I don't but Xiumin does

Hyukkie: That still doesn't explain anything

Kekeken: You're right

Kekeken: Idek why I'm here

Kekeken: He just dragged me here

Ravi: Literally?? He like physically dragged you? Is that possible?

Kong: From a scale of 1 to 10, how dense do you all think Ravi is

Leo: 12

NNNNN: I agree.

Ravi: HEYYY

Hyukkie: The truth is very bitter sometimes

Ken: Just like medicine but sometimes

Hyukkie: You just gotta swallow it

Kong: God

Kong: You two literally finishes each other's sentences

NNNNN: It's cute

Kekeken: Thanks hyung! <3

Hyukkie: Ok next problem. Who else is having a problem rn?

Ravi: ME! Why do you all bully me so much

Ravi: I am literally the nicest person in the apartment!

Kong: THIS IS WHY YOU GET BULLIED

Kong: You take things too far!

Kong: Nicest person in the apartment? Are you kidding me? It's obviously me!

Hyukkie: Ok now THATS taking it too far

Kekeken: I know omg how shameless could one be

Kong: What do you mean?!

Leo: Hongbin if you're nice then we must be saints

NNNNN: ^

Kong: Geeeeez. I'm not that bad

Hyukkie: I agree to disagree

Kong: Naruto doll.

Hyukkie: Don't you dare!!

Hyukkie: My point still stands

Kong: ヾ(＠⌒ー⌒＠)ノ

Hyukkie: (O_O)

NNNNN: Leo are you cooking dinner tonight?

Ravi: Are requests accepted?

Leo: No.

Kekeken: I WANT KIMCHI SOUP PLEASE

Hyukkie: Can you make dumplings your dumplings are nice

Kong: I want dumplings too!!!

Leo: I'm not making anyone anything.

Hyukkie: But it's my birthday

NNNNN: No it's not

Hyukkie: YOU RUINED THE PLAN

Leo: Do you honestly think I'm that stupid? I'm not Ravi.

Ravi: HEY

Kekeken: Soooooo kimchi soup?

Leo: No.

Kekeken: :-(

NNNNN: Ok so you're not cooking dinner?

Leo: No. I'll order takeout.

Ravi: CHIIIIIICKEN

Kong: Ugh no we had chicken yesterday

Ravi: So?

Hyukkie: Jajjangmyeon pls

Kong: Ya!! Order dumplings as well!

NNNNN: Extra pickles please

Ravi: OK FINE but pls add some chicken dish

Leo: Sweet & sour?

Ravi: Love you

Kong: (¬_¬)

Ravi: Love you too Kong

Kong: Gross

Leo: Jaehwan what do u want

NNNNN: He eats everyhing

Kong: And anything 

Hyukkie: True just buy him whatever

Kekeken: I'm still here

Kekeken: I made this group, even

Kong: Doesn't change the fact still

Kekeken: Just order whatever for me Taekwoon hyung!!

Hyukkie: See~

Kekeken: Thought we were sidekicks, Hyuk

Hyukkie: We are! I'm just saying

Kekeken: Betrayer 

Kong: Taek this drama elsewhere pls

Ravi: OMG IS THAT A PUN

Kong: Huh?

Kong: Omg it wasn't intentional but yea that could be a pun

Leo: (¬_¬)

Hyukkie: I'm home!!!

Kong: Cool story bro

Hyukkie: That comeback died in 2010

Kong: REALLY? TELL ME MORE

Hyukkie: You really are an uncultured bean

Ravi: (´･Д･)」

Kong: Naruto doll. I'll flush it now.

Hyukkie: Aha! I'm at home . My toys are safe

Kong: HAHAHA TOYS

Kong: So you admit they ARE toys

Hyukkie: OH MY GOD

Hyukkie: FIGURINES

Hyukkie: IT WAS A MISTAKE

Hyukkie: I AM SO SORRY MY DEAR FIGURINES

Kong: Ok now you're just dramatic

Hyukkie: I've betrayed their trust

Kekeken: Like how you betrayed mine when you roomed with Taekwoon instead of me and left me to rot with Hakyeon?

NNNNN: EXCUSE ME?

Hyukkie: That wasn't a mistake though.

Kekeken: You bastard

NNNNN: LANGUAGE

Kekeken: You CUSTARD

Ravi: LMAOOOOO

Leo: That was bad but I kinda chuckled.

NNNNN: Me too....

Kong: Same

Kong: OK DINNER TIME BYE ACHOS

NNNNN: Lee Hongbin!!!!!!

Kong: Oops I meant nachos

NNNNN: -________-

 

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I know this whole group chat thing is kinda overdone but I've had this drafted for quite some time now so like.. why not publish it, especially when I've been pretty inconsistent with my updates (sorry abt that!!)

Requests are still open, btw! (Neo shippers, I see you! andIkindastandbyyou)

Comments are always welcomed too, I like talking to you all. :D