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“This was a terrible, terrible mistake.” Leeteuk felt his insides wither away as he saw his maknae awkwardly flirt with someone on the dance floor.

“This was an excellent idea,” Heechul snorted. “Kyuhyun needed to be taken to a club, despite how much of a fail he is. He needs this experience in life and as his hyungs; it’s our duty to take him to one.”

Leeteuk groaned and turned away to keep an eye on the other members, he knew he couldn’t trust Heechul when he was drinking. Shindong, Kangin, Yesung and Siwon were drinking at a table under the careful scrutiny of Ryeowook and Sungmin. Eunhyuk and Donghae were grinding on the dance floor. And Kyuhyun was being awkward. He groaned again as he saw the youngest attempt a hip and fail miserably.

“If I have to see Kyuhyun do,” he made a weird hand gesture, “that and the rest of the members destroy our reputation, then I think I need a drink.”

Heechul cheered and poured Leeteuk a drink. Drunk Leeteuk was way more fun than sober Leeteuk. He absently texted their manager to pick them up in two hours and wondered if Leeteuk would strip soon. That would be a sight for the tabloids. 

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