A/N: Because the bun asked for it :3 Also, the sentence "let me sleep in your stupi t-shirts and let me hold your dumb hand" are credited to tumblr user 'webmd'. I'm sorry I couldn't take permission but I'm crediting the user so I guess it's okay? O_o

Ryeowook hated Jongwoon. The stupid man was dumb, annoying and most importantly, oblivious. He would laugh off Ryeowook’s advances and lovingly treat him as a dongsaeng, nothing more. It frustrated the younger man to no end. Homo intended damn it.  

“Hyung, I want you to go out with me.”

Jongwoon smiled fondly and ruffled the younger man’s hair. “Of course, Ryeowookie. Should we invite the other members too?”

Ryeowook made a noise of frustration and shoved Jongwoon’s hand away.

“YOU ARE SO OBLIVIOUS, I WANT TO HIT YOU. WHEN I SAY GO OUT, I MEAN DATE. I MEAN LET ME SLEEP IN YOUR STUPID T-SHIRTS AND LET ME HOLD YOUR DUMB HAND. KISS ME LIKE YOU MEAN IT, BUY ME ICE CREAM. GOD HYUNG, I’M SO DONE WITH YOU.”

Ryeowook stormed out of the room, leaving Jongwoon even more confused than before.

“Does that mean we’re not going out right now?”

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