A/N: Might not post tomorrow or day after because I'm slightly busy but I'll make up for it later :)

Seducing Kangin would have been difficult if the older man wasn’t so drunk. Taking him drinking was a genius idea and Kyuhyun would have to buy Heechul something pretty to thank him.

“S-such a good dongsaeng,” slurred Kangin. “Not like that evil monkey. Such a good boy, Kyuhyunnie.”

The maknae smirked and half-carried Kangin to the elevator. This was going to be a piece of cake.

When they (finally) got to the dorm, Kyuhyun dumped the older on the couch and sat next to him. Ignoring the alcohol breath, he leaned in close to almost kiss Kangin, only to get slapped.

“Hyung what the ?”

“Yah, do you think I was born yesterday? I’m not stupid enough to get drunk with you. Besides, Heechul hyung has been dropping hints all over the place that you were up to something.”

“I’m going to kill him,” Kyuhyun seethed.

“Not if everyone else kills you first,” said Kangin cheerfully.

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