A/N: Today I start my GreasyGyu series huhuhuhuhuhuhu :3 In which Kyu systematically hits on all his band members and freaks them out. Fourteen days of this madness, you have been warned.

Leeteuk was lying down after a particularly long day, when he heard someone slip into his room. Too tired to do anything, he just lay there and waited for whoever it was to start talking. Strangely, the person climbed on to the bed and placed an arm around his waist.

“Jungsu-yah…”

Leeteuk frowned at the voice. “Kyuhyun what are you doing? I’m too tired for your games right now.”

“But you looked so good like that. Lying down and waiting for me. I couldn’t resist,” said Kyuhyun and placed a kiss next to Leeteuk’s lips, far too close for comfort.

The older man shrieked and fell out of the bed. When he got back up, he saw Kyuhyun crying of laughter, clutching his stomach.

“Oh my god hyung, your face.”

“Kyuhyunnie,” said Leeteuk, sweetly. “Get out before hyung kills you.”

The maknae ran out of the room, still chuckling. Walking back towards the kitchen, he smirked to himself.

“One down; thirteen to go.”

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