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It was Saturday, which meant more customers.

Yixing sighed, watching as customers exited through the clear doors, having Tao bow and greet them at the side.

It was noon and the café was half packed with people.

Baekhyun and Minseok were seen speeding around the café, getting orders and delivering them.

Luhan was often heading in and out of the kitchen, attending to tables that needed to be cleaned.

Kyungsoo had to rush through his cooking, often heard, by Yixing, grumbling about hating Saturdays.

It was a different story for the other two though; they were bored out of their minds, having that their jobs were simple.

Tao just stood by the door, watching as the people ate and chatted.

Yixing just stood behind the counter, watching as his friends worked.

They needed to be entertained, but how?

As if god had heard their pleas, the doors burst open.

In came 6 handsome looking males, all dressed up nice and neat.

Tao frowned, eyeing the group of familiar faces.

What the- It’s been 2 days since they last came. And what are THEY doing here on a Saturday? Dumbs.

One of the heads turned towards his direction, scanning the hostess from top to bottom.

“Fancy seeing you again sweetheart, missed me?”

Tao scowled, shooting a death glare at the other.

The taller simply chuckled, heading off with his group to a vacant table.

It wasn’t long before Luhan appeared by his side, hands fiddling with a table cloth.

“I hate him soooo much.”

With a nod, the older gave the fuming boy a pat on the back.

“I can see that very clearly.”

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Minseok watched as the group took their seats.

He scanned through the café, soon spotting Baekhyun who was busy with another group of customers.

With a defeated sigh, he headed towards the maniacs, who were busy conversing.

He cleared his throat, trying to gain attention when he realized that his presence was ignored for a good 3 minutes.

All 6 of them stopped their actions, looking up at him before smiling.

“Hey hey.”

The waiter nodded, flipping his notepad to a clear page.

“Your orders?”

He took each of their individual orders, all seemingly normal when it came to the last and final maniac, or should he say, his “prince”.

“And your order would be?”

“Hm can I order you for the rest of my life?”

“I don’t think-“

“How about I call you baozi?”

“What-“

“Because I bet you have a nice set of baozis.”

“Wait what-“

“They must be nice.”

“Oh my-“

“Don’t forget our date tomorrow, and remember to bring your little friends because if you don’t I may get murdered by freaks who I call my minions or in a much nicer way, my friends.”

Minseok blinked, nodding his head before turning and scurrying off.

Jongdae grinned, sighing as he rested his hands on the back of his head.

He looked at the others upon feeling stares, only to have the mixture of wide eyes and glares in return.

“What?”

“You called him baozi.”

“And said that he had a nice set of them.”

“AND you called us freaks.”

“And your minions.”

“And you look really dumb right now.”

“Oh shut up Kris, I have no time for your jealous comments.”

“What the- I’m not je-“

“Shush my dear peasant, don’t need for praising about my awesomeness.”

“I will kill you.“

“I would like to see you try.”

“Don’t you dare me.”

“Oh I dare you, faggoty .”

“Just you wait.”

“I’ll be waiting all ready in my room sweet love.”

“… You disgust me.”

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Tao hummed as he watched a man cross the street.

Who the crosses the street like that?

He sighed, shaking his head with his arms crossed over his chest.

It was then a presence came, interfering with his personal space.

He was about to turn when the sudden hot breath hitting his ear stopped him.

“Missed me, didn’t you?”

He turned, immediately pushing the other away.

“Don’t ing come close to me, cheap .”

Kris simply chuckled, stuffing his hands in his pockets.

“It’s ok getting all shy with me darling.”

“It’s been 2 days, why are you still annoying?”

With a shrug, Kris offered a small smile.

Tao frowned, clucking his tongue in annoyance.

“Why are you all… nice?”

“Hm… No reason. Just excited.”

“About what exactly.” Tao questioned, eyes squinting in suspicion.

 “Tomorrow’s DATE.”

“… Right.”

“Well, make sure you wear something nice. I wouldn’t want people thinking my DATE is all ugly.”

“What did you say???”

“Oh nothing, just something about me being glad that you’re my date.”

“I’m not your-“

“Imagine the things we could do in the dark. Cuddle, sweet talk, and all the other things. Ah~ Just imagine.”

“Shut up alr-“

“I’ll see you tomorrow then. Remember, wear something nice.”

Tao parted his lips, not getting the chance to speak when Kris turned and walked off.

He grumbled, crossing his arms with a sigh.

“Idiot.”

Kris took his seat at his table, a wide grin on his face.

“Oh look~ Someone’s smiling~”

“Shut up Jongdae.”

“Awww did you win the lottery? Get laid?”

“What the fu-“

“It’s ok, don’t have to be shy.”

“ you.”

“I told you, I’ll be all ready on the bed waiting tonight.”

“…. You never fail to disgust me.”

“I know right? I’m so brilliant I can just cry from it. AHA. Wait, where’s gramps-“

He turned, spotting the short male heading to the counter.

“Why did I even ask?”

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Yixing stood still, staring at a certain customer in front of him.

“It’s…. you again.”

Joonmyun nodded with a bright smile on his face.

“Yeah, it’s been a while.”

The cashier nodded, fingers drumming the surface of the counter.

“What would you like this time?”

“A slice of cake, any flavor and maybe…”

“… And maybe?”

“A little of your time?”

“What why?”

“I erm… I erm I..”

“You…?”

Joonmyun coughed, trying to force the words out of his mouth.

*Come on Joonmyun come on you can do it COME ON.*

He sighed, feeling defeated when his body didn’t obey him.

Yixing took out a slice of chocolate cake, handing it over to the other.

“Here.”

Joonmyun nodded, handing the exact bill before grabbing the plate and heading off.

The cashier blinked at the shrinking figure, before looking down at the money in his hands.

“Huh…”

It wasn’t long before he looked up, a small smile on his face.

“… You can always talk to me tomorrow.”

Joonmyun took his seat, quietly whimpering as he took a spoon and began eating.

“Hm someone’s still down like always.”

“Yup, looking all gloom and .”

“And stuffing his face with cake again.”

“It’s sad since he looks even uglier than he always does.”

“Hm that’s true.”

Joonmyun groaned, flicking a spoonful of cake at Chanyeol.

“Shut up.”

“Aww don’t need to go all sad.”

“Before I flick another-“

“Okok I’ll shut up.”

“Well I bet another one of you can suffer just as much as I did.”

All eyes landed on Sehun.

Sehun frowned.

“What are you star-“

“GOGOGO!!!”

Before anyone knew it, Sehun was pushed towards the next table, where the café’s busboy was busy wiping the table.

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Luhan was trying his best to not rush through his work like he always does, wanting to at least have a little time to stare at the love of his life, or rather known as Mr.Right, because it’s shorter.

He winced when a small bit of dust entered his eye, immediately bringing his hand up to rub it off, only to increase the pain from the soap on his hand.

“, stupid soaped cloth-“

He paused when someone was throw on one of the seats of the table he was attending to.

He was frozen, staring at the other who returned the stare.

It was then he remembered the pain in his eyes.

He groaned, about to run off to the toilet when a hand stopped him by the wrist.

He turned, following the hand up to the face of the owner, only gasp when he came face to face with none other than Mr.Right.

“Hey… I’m sorry about ignoring you the other time. My name’s Sehun and-“

it stings it stings IT STINGS.

Luhan sighed, biting on his lip to hold his whimpers.

He would have really loved to stay and chat but the pain was getting unbearable.

Offering a smile, he squeaked.

“S-Sorry but I really have to go.”

He broke out of Sehun’s grip, immediately sprinting off to the toilet.

Sehun stood, dumbfounded and confused.

“Ok… I’ll see you tomorrow then.”

He sighed, turning to his table where his fellow friends were staring at him sympathetically.

“What?”

All of them shook their heads, all heaving a sigh.

“You poor poor boy.”

He shrugged, settling down just when Chanyeol got up.

“And where are you going twitchy?”

“None of your business Troll mole.”

With that, he gave a snap of his fingers and walked off to a table where a certain waiter seems to be taking a break.

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Baekhyun sighed, fanning himself from the fast beating of his heart.

He looked around, halfway spotting a frantic Luhan dashing into the toilet.

He blinked.

Whats wrong with the kid?

He wanted to get up and follow the latter but…

He puffed his cheeks, stretching slightly.

Fine fine I’ll just be a good friend.

Just when he was about to get up, a shadow towered over him.

The waiter looked up, staring at the skyscraper that was standing in front of him.

“Hey.”

Baekhyun was still amazed at how deep his voice could be.

“Wow…”

The taller frowned, tilting his head slightly.

“What are you “wow”-ing about?”

Baekhyun blinked, snapping out of his daze.

“Oh nothing, just that your voice is kind of… and your face doesn’t… yeah.”

A deep chuckle escaped the other’s lips, before a soft smile showed.

“Yeah I heard a lot.”

Baekhyun nodded, silence soon taking over.

Come on Chanyeol think THINK.

Having seen that there wasn’t anything else to say, Baekhyun got up, a smile on his face.

“Well, I guess I’ll see you tomorrow then. I’ll get going now.”

Chanyeol nodded dumbly, watching as Baekhyun waved and rushed off.

“Yeah… See you.”

He grinned, turned and skipped back to his table.

Once seated, a sigh was heard.

“Still a better love story than Joonmyun.”

“Shut the up Jongdae.”

“Now now gramps don’t frown you’ll grow more wrinkles than you already have.”

Joonmyun whimpered, faking sobs and sniffles.

Chanyeol sighed contentedly, resting his chin on his palm.

“It’s true though, I do have a better love story than you.”

Before he could react, a spoonful of cake was flicked on his face.

“Shut up twitch creep.”

Chanyeol pouted, grabbing some napkins before wiping the cream off his face.

“Well, looks like we have one person left.”

All eyes landed on Jongin, who had already gotten up.

“Yeah yeah I’ll be in the toilet if you need me.”

“What the heck will you be doing-“

Not allowing Kris to finish his sentence, Jongin marched off, leaving the rest in confusion.

“Seriously though, what can he do there?”

“Oh I don’t know, what are toilets built for?”

“He’s obviously going to pee, or something.”

“OR.”

Chanyeol frowned, eyeing Jongdae.

“Or?”

“He could be doing… you know.”

Jongdae wriggled his eyebrows, trying to drop some hints.

Unfortunately, knowing that the others were too dumb, he only got frowns in return.

He groaned, smacking his forehead on the table.

“You people are hopeless.”

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Jongin entered the toilet, heading to the sink and washing his hands.

He looked around, sighing when he realized that he was the only one there.

He looked into the mirror, arranging his hair and clothes.

It was then the door swung open.

He turned, eyes immediately widening when he saw who it was.

There stood Kyungsoo, eyes wide and body frozen.

it’s T OH MY GABA. Okok calm down Kyungsoo calm down.

Kyungsoo slowly took his place next to Jongin, smiling at the other.

“Hey.”

Jongin nodded, humming in acknowledgement.

“Hi.”

The shorter pursed his lips, turning to Jongin.

“Well… It’s nice to see you again, in the toilet.”

Both of them chuckled, awkwardly heading to the door.

“Yeah, I’ll see you tomorrow?”

The chef nodded, waving and walking off.

Jongin grinned once Kyungsoo was out of sight, happily jogging back to his table.

He sat down, a big bright smile on his face.

“Went well huh?”

He nodded, opening his mouth to speak when cake was sent flying on his face.

“What the-“

“Lucky .”

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Everyone’s love story which is much better than Joonmyun’s :

MamaTroll_  joined

IamKris joined

Sehun joined

_Kai94 joined

Richbankme joined

HappyvirusPak joined

MamaTroll_: So I created this chat group so we can discuss even when we are apart, and so you won’t miss me c-8

IamKris: Wtf Jongdae

_Kai94: yay?

Happyviruspak: What the… This is ridiculous

MamaTroll_: Oh shut up it’s not as if you are any better

 HappyvirusPak: Ouch 8c

MamaTroll_: Yes ouch HAHA

_Kai94: What a sadist you are, you c-‘8

HappyvirusPak: WHY ARE YOU HAPPY?

_Kai94: Because sweetheart your pain is the fuel to my happiness <3

Happyvirusme: You people are mean //3

MamaTroll_: All the time I know B{D

IamKris: You guys are so stupid I serious kent

Richbankme: What’s with the “Kent”?

IamKris: Why nawt

HappyvirusPak: Kris stahp okei

IamKris: You’re doing eet tu

HappyvirusPak: Oh yeah NYEKYAKYAKYA

MamaTroll_: Who the laughs like that?

HappyvirusPak: Shush

_Kai94: LMAO

_kai94: where’s sehun btw?

MamaTroll_: Oh yeah where’s that little kid?

IamKris: He should be seeing this

HappyvirusPak: Maybe he’s tu shy c8

Richbankme: Oh Sehun~ Come to mama

Sehun: You don’t know how embarrassed I am with you guys

HappyvirusPak: What why 8’c

MamaTroll_: I don’t see a problem with this

_Kai94: Yeah

Richbankme: Isn’t this normal

IamKris: Everyone has chat groups

Sehun: I seriously can’t at you guys I mean like seriously, don’t you see?

Mamatroll_: Nope

Richbankme: Nope

IamKris: Nope

_Kai94: Nuuuupee

HappyvirusPak: Nop

HappyvirusPak: Noe*

HappyvirusPak: Npe*

HappyvirusPak: ope*

HappyvirusPak: FUUUUUU

_Kai94: Forget it Twitchy we get it

HappyvirusPak: Nope*

HappyvirusPak: There c8

IamKris: …

Richbankme: …

MamaTroll_: …

_Kai94: … Anyway, you were saying Sehun?

Sehun: …

Sehun: Well the thing is…

Sehun: ALL OF YOU ARE STILL TOGETHER IN THE SAME ING CAFÉ FOR GOD’S SAKE

_Kai94: Ohhhhh

Richbankme: Oh yeah

IamKris: Well this awkward

MamaTroll_: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

HappyvirusPak: Lmao this is funy

HappyvirusPak: Funn*

HappyvirusPak: Fnny*

HappyvirusPak: unny*

HappyvirusPak: FUUUUUU

_Kai94: …

IamKris: …

Richbankme: …

MamaTroll_: …

Sehun: …

MamaTroll_: Quit trying boi, we get it so just stop, please, for the love of trolls

HappyvirusPak: Ok… //3

MamaTroll_: And quit it with the hearts, it’s so gay

HappyvirusPak: Ok… 8c

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The living room was silent, well, except for the sound of bawls and sniffles.

“There there it’s ok I’m sure it’ll be fine.”

“BUT BUT *SNIFFLES* I IGNORED HIM AND *SNIFFLES* RAN AWAY * SNIFFLES* WHAT IF HE *SNIFFLES* THINKS WRONG *SNIFFLES*”

“Well I’m sure he’ll understand, so don’t cry anymore hm?”

“BUT BUT-“

“Now now listen to your Tao gege and stop crying hm?”

Luhan let out a sniffle, nodding and wiping away his tears.

Baekhyun sighed, getting up from the sofa.

“Finally.”

Yixing hummed, hugging the cushion close.

“Well… the date’s tomorrow…”

The rest nodded.

“Yeah we know.”

With a sheepish grin and a rub of his nape, Yixing gave out a soft chuckle.

“But erm... I don’t have anything to… erm wear and-“

“WHAT?!”

Yixing jumped in his place, and so did the others.

Minseok ended up falling off the couch and Kyungsoo throwing the cushion from his hands to Baekhyun’s face.

Tao had shot up from the floor, hands on his hips and eyes wide.

“W-What why are you-“

“NONONO THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE WE NEED TO MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD.”

Upon hearing his own words, Tao shuddered, a certain line echoing in his head.

“Remember, wear something nice.”

He shook it off, gesturing for Yixing to get up.

“Come come we need to settle this.”

“But how-“

Not giving Yixing to even say anymore, Tao had dragged him into Baekhyun’s room.

“Wait wait what are you doing in MY room? Tao get out there you know how uneasy-“

“OH MY GOD.”

Baekhyun frowned, rushing to his room together with the other three.

“WHAT WHAT IS IT?!” Baekhyun came rushing into his room, eyes searching around for any problem.

“OH MY GOD BAEKHYUN WHERE DID YOU GET THESE SHOES THEY’RE NICE AND OH MY HOLY- IT’S GUCCI!!!!”

Baekhyun groaned, rubbing his temples with a sigh.

“Tao Tao Tao what can I ever do with you…”

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Forth Chapter!!! It isn't that good kanjkfnjkd Where's the angry mob ;A;

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