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“How did this happen?” Yixing asks, staring at the huge sign above him.

“Honestly, I have no idea.” Tao answers, sighing.

“Even I have no clue.” Chanyeol grumbles, frowning.

It was then Jongdae snorts, rolling his eyes.

“Name me one moment when you actually know something.”

11 eyes were fixed on the entrance of an amusement park, or more like 10, considering that one is too busy dazing off to care.

“Luhan, are you alright?” Minseok asks, placing a hand on the male’s shoulder lightly.

Luhan flinches, blinking before nodding his head, offering a small smile.

“All good.”

There was a moment of silence as the group tried to process the situation, with Jongdae grinning among them.

It was then Kris spoke up, arms folded across his chest.

“Can someone please entertain me, by simply telling me why we’re here?”

Joonmyun turns to the face the tall male, sighing.

“Well, it all began when Jongdae was borned…”

FLASHBACK

“KIM JONGDAE.”

The said male lets out a groan, turning towards the raging younger who had just entered the room.

“What do you want? Can’t you see that I’m busy?”

“YOU’RE JUST LAYING IN BED DOING GOD KNOWS WHAT FOR S SAKE.”

“I was busy STARING, if you haven’t noticed, now just get to the point, I’m not done.”

Sehun lets out a long sigh, mentally cussing at the other.

“Ok, first thing first, give me one good reason why a random stranger just messaged me, claiming to have seen me on a dating website, and even sent me a SCREENSHOT of my profile, and that I actually AGREED to going on a date with her.”

Jongdae stares at the other, eyebrows furrowed.

“What are you sayi- Oh.”

“I knew it was you.”

Jongdae could only snort.

“I didn’t think it would work.”

“The profile is nothing like me.” Sehun argues, crossing his arms.

“It totally is.”

Sehun shoots the male with a look before shifting his gaze on his phone screen.

“’The bio reads, ‘Hello, I’m Oh Sehun and I’m a really anti-social guy. I specialise in people and biology. I love taking walks in parks and having fun alone. And I worship bubbletea, A LOT. Date me and I promise a great amount of exciting activities. ;)’” 

Once Sehun was done, Jongdae lets out a snort.

“That’s so you.”

“It’s nothing like me. And it’s because of you that a random person thinks I’m a weird looking for desperate attention and wants to go on a DATE with me?!”

“Hey, at least someone appreciates your… ways. Just give it a shot.”

“No, there’s no way I’m going.”

“Oh come on, you’re not going to just chicken out, are you?”

“Jongdae, I’m GAY.”

“Clearly.”

Sehun groans, tossing a pillow towards the troll.

“I’m not going, final.”

“Well, if you’re going to tell her that now, you’re just going to end up wasting her trip to the amusement park.”

“Wait… What is that supposed to mean?”

“She’s probably a few minutes away from reaching the amusement park, I don’t know, maybe she’s already there.”

“KIM.ING.JONG.DAE.”

“You’re welcome.”

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“We’re going to WHAT?” Baekhyun chokes, almost spilling the whole content in his cup on Chanyeol’s pants.

Jongdae rolls his eyes, snorting.

“It’s a great idea.”

“Name me one time, just one time, when you actually have a decent idea.” Joonmyun stresses out, frowning.

“Oh come on, my ideas aren’t that bad!!!” Jongdae argues, crossing his arms.

“They are actually.” Kyungsoo points out, with Jongin taking no hesitation to nod his head in agreement.

“But trust me, this idea will work out just fine.” Jongdae assures, but only got uneasy stares sent back at him.

“Besides, what could go wrong?”

Kris releases a sigh, leaning against Tao who was too busy staring at his phone to care.

“Everything Jongdae, every single ing thing.”

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“Stalking was bad enough, why this?” Joonmyun groans, eyeing his outfit with great disgust.

“Shut up, kick off the expensive for once and live with this.” Jongdae hisses, eyes trained on a certain male.

“Clearly this is not normal.” Baekhyun points out, staring down at the clothes he was wearing.

“Oh for ’s sake, what’s so bad about it?” Jongdae argues, frowning.

“Oh I don’t know, either the fact that we have no ing idea where you got these from or the fact that we look like a bunch of hobos wandering around.” Tao hisses, arms crossed over his chest.

The group stood on the platform of the subway station, not too far from where Sehun was.

“We look ing fabulous, now stop whining.” Jongdae mutters, pulling out a pair of binoculars.

“How is a ing brown coat along with a pair of old fashioned sunglasses considered FABULOUS?” Tao shrieks, gesturing to said items.

Jongdae only rolled his eyes, taking a sip from a juice box.

“Sometimes I wonder why I even bother asking you tards to follow me on my missions.”

……

…

“If it weren’t for the fact that Minseok would kill me if I even touched you, you would be dead in my hands.”

END OF FLASHBACK

“And that’s pretty much it.” Joonmyun nods, crossing his arms.

“We know the whole story tard, we’re trying to FORGET it.” Jongin groans, earning a smack on the head from Kyungsoo.

“Watch your mouth Jongin.”

“But- But- Kyungiee!!!” Jongin whines, earning a frown from the male.

“The is a ‘Kyungie’?” Chanyeol questions, and Minseok shook his head.

“You’re hopeless, Chanyeol.”

“Wow Minseok just insulted me. It must be true.”

“Wait it took you ing forever to believe that you’re a gone-case after all that you’ve done?” Kris gawks, and Jongdae snorts.

“Not exactly surprising.”

“That’s true.” Kyungsoo mutters, and Chanyeol lets out a whine.

“But I’m such a genius!!! Right Luhan?”

Luhan whips his head upwards, eyes widening when 10 pairs of eyes stared right back at him.

He stays silent for a moment before clearing his throat.

“I.. Don’t know?”

“See even Luhan agrees.” Jongin points out, the rest agreeing along.

“But he said-“

“It was a nicer way of saying no.” Baekhyun explains, and Chanyeol frowns.

“I hate you all, so ing much.”

…..

…

“Except Baekhyun.”

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Sehun couldn’t help the sigh that left his lips.

He stares at the picture of his ‘date’ before looking around, trying to find the other.

It didn’t take long before he spots her, standing by the entrance of the amusement park.

He approaches her after, hands buried deep in his pockets.

“Maybe if I told her that I’m gay, she’ll understand and I can head back home to... Luhan.” He thought, pursing his lips.

At the thought of the busboy’s name, Sehun recalls how the older’s behaviour towards him had seemed to change ever since the incident in the hospital.

“Did I say something?” He wondered, eyebrows furrowing.

“Sehun-sshi?”

Sehun looks up, meeting the gaze of his supposed date.

“Ah yes, erm… Sulli right?”

Sulli nods, smiling up at Sehun brightly.

“I can’t wait to have this date with you, you look so much better in person.” She states, a faint blush rising to her cheeks.

Sehun feels his throat run dry, and he feels himself tensing up.

It was bad enough that he got into this mess in the first place, and now he has to be wary to not get the girl falling for him.

Because as said before…

He’s gay after all.

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“There’s no ing way am I ever going to ride that thing.” Tao mutters, eyes wide and staring at one of the amusement park’s well-known roller coaster rides.

Kris lets out a snort, followed by a shake of his head.

“Now now, there’s no need to be scared, daddy Kris is here-“

“I DON’T NEED YOUR HELP YOU ING CREEP.”

Kris chuckles, shaking his head.

“Still adorable.”

Tao hisses at the other, but surprisingly, takes no action, much to Kris’ satisfaction.

-

Baekhyun stares at a certain male who he sees as a ‘giant’.

Chanyeol blinks the moment he meet the shorter’s stare, wrapping his arms around Baekhyun after, earning a sigh from the waiter.

“Are you scared Chanyeol?”

“No, I just wanted to hug you that’s all.”

“What- Let go, I feel short.”

“Then stop staring, you’re making it harder for me not to.”

Baekhyun feels his breath hitch, and he clears his throat.

“You’re an idiot-“

“I’m your idiot.”

-

Kyungsoo stares up at the ride with furrowed eyebrows, and he sighs.

“This seems dangerous.”

He then feels a presence next to him, and he turns only to see Jongin.

“It’ll be fine Kyungsoo.”

“But-“

“Come on Kyungie, you wouldn’t want the pain of me being dragged out of the hospital when I have yet to fully recovered to go to waste, would you?”

“Well, I-“

“Trust me, I promise you, if anything were to happen, I’ll save you first.”

Kyungsoo blinks, eyes growing wider by the second.

“But-“

“Then I’ll save the other 9, including Sehun.”

“What about the girl? And wait 9?”

“Well I’ll consider the girl, but Jongdae is just…”

“I should have known.”

“Don’t worry Kyungsoo.”

Jongin offered a smile, reaching a hand out to ruffle the chef’s hair lovingly.

“You’re my number one priority.”

-

Yixing stares at a certain booth, eyes twinkling with delight.

“So other than chocolate, you seem to take great interest for candy floss as well.” Joonmyun says, seeming to be amused by the gleeful look the cashier was giving.

“ARE YOU KIDDING? I’M TAKING GREAT AFFECTION FOR IT!!!!”

Joonmyun lets out a chuckle, nodding as he gave Yixing’s hand a gently tug.

“Let’s get on the ride first, I’ll get you one after.”

“Really??” The younger gasps, grinning.

With a nod, Joonmyun offers a soft smile.

“Anything for you, Sweet one.”

“How about chocolate?”

“I don’t see why not.”’

“And jelly beans?”

“Do you not fear about ever getting diabetes?”

“Maybe not?” The cashier grins, earning a snort from the older.

“Well I do, I would never want to lose you, ever.”

Yixing blinks, feeling a lump in his throat.

“Wha-“

“I can have all the money in the world, but I can never not have you. That’s how important you are to me.”

-

Minseok watches as the group’s troll glares at something ahead, and he frowns.

“Jongdae what’s wrong?” He asks, earning a soft hiss form the younger.

“It’s nothing.”

Minseok feels his frown deepening, and he follows the male’s gaze, only to blink when his eyes meet with a stranger’s, staring at him.

“When the will he give up staring?” Jongdae growls, grip on Minseok’s hand tightening.

The waiter shifts his gaze back up to the other, soon breaking into a small smile.

“Jongdae, it’s alright, nothing to get so worked up for.”

“Are you ing kidding me? You’re MINE and he has the right to understand that by NOT staring at you. Besides you’re wearing that disguise, so why the is he still staring?”

“Jongdae we didn’t quite agree on me being yours-“

Jongdae lets out a sigh, loosening his grip as he turns to face the older.

“You’re right, I’m sorry.”

The shorter was surprised by Jongdae’s words, and the same sincere expression he had given at the hospital, blinking.

It was definitely unexpected for the other to say such words, having that he would have probably fought back, I mean, it’s Jongdae after all.

“But still, I don’t want anyone else to have you but me, so him.” The taller adds, shooting the stranger with a glare once again.

And that’s the Jongdae everyone knew.

-

Luhan lets out a sigh, shifting his gaze away from Sehun who was not far in front.

He couldn’t help but notice how Sehun looked so much better with a GIRL, and he hates himself for that.

When he comes to him, he picks the seat a few rows behind Sehun, and he frowns when he notices how empty he seemed to be.

Once he notices the problem, he sighs, rubbing his temples.

“I know you guys would love to have lovey lovey moments with one another but please, GET ON THE RIDE WILL YOU?!”

It was a good thing Sehun didn’t hear the sudden outburst, nor numerous complaints from a certain panda about not wanting to get on the ride.

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Sehun takes his place at the front of the carriage, eyes kept blank and face expressionless.

Sulli was next to him, blabbering about how excited she was.

But Sehun couldn’t help but drift his attention away, going deep in thought.

He was thinking about Luhan, and how the other could actually be hating him.

He didn’t flinch now break a thought when the ride starts, and he sighs.

Maybe he should stop thinking about it for a while… or-

“GET ME OFF THIS HORROR NO HELP ME MOMMMY NO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“SHUT THE UP ALREADY!!!!!”

“I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL KILL YOU, ING-“

“GUYS SHUT UP OR I SWEAR YOU ARE ALL GOING ON MY MENU.”

Good thing their shouts were covered by the screams of the other passengers.

…..

…

Or maybe not.

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