"For every miniute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness."

- Ralph Waldo Emerson.

To naughty your day ^^

Enjoy~

D.O: Oh Sehun

D.O: Stay away from my

D.O: I'll break every single of your fingers if you smack or feel my one more time

Baekhyun: u made this threat the first time he smacked ur

Sehun: and the 2nd time

Sehun: and the 3rd time

Chanyeol: and the nth time

Sehun: and yet,all my fingers are working perfectly

D.O: my is mine it is not something u can when u r bored or simply have nothing else to do

Sehun: i don't you when i am bored

Sehun: i sincerely like it

D.O: i deny your compliment

Tao: u r so against of it but u smack our butts all the time

Tao: when i am out of shower

D.O: i do not smack ur when u r out of shower

D.O: i kick it so u woud cover it!

Tao: when i walk by and

Tao: u feel Jongin's all the time!

Kai: don't get me into this

Chen: u r spoiled too

Chen: u were such a cute kid with manners when i first met u

Kai: now i am hideous and mannerless?

Chen: u r now a cute kid with manners who smacked every single person's in this group

Kai: i didn't smack Kris' hyungs

Luhan: he doesn't have one

Kris: u r the one to talk

Luhan: i am working on it.Shut up.

Xiumin: i think u all have nice butts.

Xiumin: especially Jongin and Yixing

Lay: thank you?

Kai: i like Minseok hyung.

Kai: Minseok hyung doesn't slap,smack,feel or anyone

Kai: except Luhan hyung.

Kai: and Luhan hyung slaps,smacks,feel or s everyone

Kai: except Kris hyung

Sehun: r u trying to make some kind of point?

Kai: no,i don't know what i am trying to do

D.O: don't go anywhere

D.O: i just want everyone to stay away from my

Chen: except Jongin,right?

Chanyeol: u always sit on his lap

D.O: wanna die?

Baekhyun: Kyungsoo,relax

Baekhyun: if they are smacking ur ,it means they love you

Baekhyun: it's a good thing

Luhan: u r just making excuse to continue feeling our asses

Baekhyun: yes,i am.

Baekhyun: thank you for knowing me so well

Lunan: i feel like u can distinguish us just from our butts

Baekhyun: yes,i can

Lay: i feel harassed

Baekhyun: then u should talk to Tao

Baekhyun: he is the one who does it the most

Baekhyun: to Kris hyung,Luhan hyung,Minseok hyung

Sehun: to me,to Jongin,to Kyungsoo hyung

Chen: to Chanyeol,to Baekhyun

Chanyeol: to Jongdae,himself,Yixing hyung and even our Joonmyun hyung

Suho: i stil don't get how it calms u down,Tao

Tao: it does.

Suho: whatever u say.

Sehun: stay away from my ,u ert

Tao: only if u stay away from mine

Baekhyun: u two will die like a fish without water if that happens

Chanyeol: it is essential for u to each other's asses once in a while to live.It is in your nature.

Xiumin: but seriously,why do u guys do it?

Lay: don't u smack something else?

Baekhyun: it's not like we can your

Lay: u can smack my all you want.

Sehun: what do u mean,we can't?

Sehun: Tao does that all the time

Suho: can we talk about anything else than Tao's unique habit?

Chanyeol: apart from you,Minseok hyung and Kris hyung

Chanyeol: everyone does some things to each other

Chanyeol: last week,i was having lunch and i was still kinda sleeping and my eyes were blurry

Chanyeol: and Luhan hyung kept doing something to Minseok hyung and i thought i was seeing wrong but i wasn't

Chanyeol: hyung was just sitting there,casually playing with hyung's and Minseok hyung looked so used to it and just let him be!

Luhan: remember that red dragon stamp we had?

Kris: that was my stamp

Chanyeol: yeah?

Luhan: then do u remember stamping Baekhyun's with that when he was sleeping?

Chanyeol: ok,i'll shut up

Baekhyun: what the ,dude?

Baekhyun: when did that happen?

Baekhyun: u took off my pants when i was sleeping?!

Chanyeol: u didn't complain when i did for u when u were drunk

Lay: what?

Kris: when did u get drunk?

Suho: why did u take his pants off?

Chanyeol: ok,that came out wrong

Baekhyun: yes,it ing did

Baekhyun: fix it!

Chanyeol: so,u also remember that red dragon stamp we had,right?

Kris: mine

Kris: the stamp was ing mine

Chanyeol: u were napping one afternoon and i got bored and wondered if u would wake up if i stamped ur face

Chanyeol: but u were literally facing down,i thought u had suffocated but u were also breathing

Chanyeol: so i stamped ur .

Baekhyun: i hate you

Chanyeol: u have a nice ?

Baekhyun: no,i hate you because we could have done that everyone! 

Baekhyun: so i just washed that stamp away withouth noticing?

Chen: i had shower with u that day,i saw it

Baekhyun: why didn't u tell me?

Chen: why would i?

Lay: how did you not notice when there is a stamp on your ?

Luhan: they are talking about ink stamp,Yixing

Lay: oh

Sehun: Yixing hyung has a nice

Lay: so i heard

Tao: u really do

Luhan: stop harassing him,you erts

Suho: ok,let's ignore our hormone crazed maknaes and talk about dinner

Chen: we shouldn't let them off just because they r young

Chen: i never humped anyone when i was 20

Tao: hey,we never humped anyone!

Sehun: at least not you

Lay: wha?

Suho: dinner!

Kai: Pizza

D.O: agreed

Lay: i want something healthy

Lay: something steamed and not fried

Luhan: i can't remember the name,the last time we ordered Chicken there was this package and it was so good

Baekhyun: So that is why u slapped my !

Luhan: excuse me?

Baekhyun: oh,not u hyung,sorry

Baekhyun: i just remembered,we were having shower and Jongdae laughed and he slapped my and

Kris: didn't u found it suspicious?

Baekhyun: i would have if he didn't do that all the time,so i just slapped him back

Kris: i give up

Kai: Chanyeol hyung just casually lowered ur pants when u were sleeping and u don't mind?

Baekhyun: i would mind it more if i was actually awake

Tao: yo,Sehun,u said u'd be here in 2 minutes!

Sehun: and?

Tao: it has been an hour,where the hell r u? i am gonna take a shower and finish the water!

Sehun: alone?

Sehun: right.

Sehun: just hang in there,i am almost done

Tao: Luhan ge is home

Tao: i can ask him

Luhan: no.

Tao: hurry up,Sehun!

Sehun: i am coming as fast as i can,u .

Tao: i need you to go faster!

Baekhyun: whoa

Chanyeol: who said u guys can broadcast in here

Lay: ?

Baekhyun: "faster!"

Suho: oh,god

Suho: i give up

Suho: starve to death

Suho: see if i care

Don't loot at me like that.I know you all liked this.

It's not my fault that EXO is so gay.

I am out.

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