Do You Even Know Who I am?

EXO Text Messages

"To live is the rarest thing in the world.Most people exist,that is all."

- Oscar Wilde.

 

 

So,the new year has started.

And you guys gave me a gift before i could even finish this chapter

Thank you so much for getting me featured,i am really flattered and happy >.<

So,yeah

A present for you guys ^^

Enjoy~

 

 

Chanyeol: Baekhyun

Chanyeol: what the hell kind of new year resolution is this?

Chanyeol: how drunk were you when you wrote these?

Baekhyun: how could u read that

Baekhyun: that is private

Chanyeol: it was on the table

Baekhyun: and?

Chanyeol: the kitchen table

Baekhyun; so what?

Chanyeol: the kitchen table we all share

Chanyeol: u know,a public place

Chanyeol: btw,Luhan hyung

Chanyeol: please stop leaving your snacks half eaten

Chanyeol: i just finished all of them so that they won't go to waste

Chanyeol: and you know i am on a diet

Luhan: what is Baekhyun's resolution?

Chanyeol: ignoring me as usual,i see

Chanyeol: Get taller

Chanyeol: find a way to shrink Chanyeol

Chanyeol: top Chanyeol

Chanyeol: seduce Kyungsoo and Kris hyung

Chanyeol: the end

Suho: we won all those great awards and said that we would live to deserve them

Suho: and your new year resolution is to seduce Kris hyung?

Kris: i swear,i will not be seduced

Chanyeol: there is actually something else on the end,but i won't tell

Chanyeol: it is really cute,and it is private

Baekhyun: thanks,you are my best friend after all

Luhan: Sehun ah,where the hell r u?

Luhan: we r going to starve to death while waiting for u to grace us with your prescence

Sehun: stupid traffic

Sehun: but i am almost there

Sehun: also,i think i will give all of my money for the taxi

Sehun: hyungs r going to pay for my meal,right? ^^

Xiumin: sure,just get here safely

Kris: why am i not invited to your little date,Lulu?

Luhan: cause it is a date?

Kai: good morning ^^

Sehun: it is almost 3 pm

Chen: somebody meet me at the cafeteria

D.O: i am already here though,hurry up before i finish

Chen: okay,then i need to back to the dorm,i need to sleep

Lay: do they have to keep doing my hair?

Lay: they grew like 1 cm and i have to get trapped in this chair

Luhan: Sehun!

Sehun: almost there,almost there

Suho: one is waking up

Suho: the other's bed time is coming,another one having lunch

Suho: and here i am,monitoring our show

Baekhyun: which show?

Suho: how many shows do have?

Chanyeol: EXO Show Time!

Kris: i hate that show

Sehun: Ohorat ^^

Chen: "Chicken is not my style"

Suho: how can u guys be so stupid? really though

Suho: the telepathy game is a mess

Baekhyun: but it was fun

Kai: it was tiring,i wanted to sleep

D.O: i almost lost my sanity

Luhan: i almost lost my bladder

D.O: okay,you win

Lay: i was so surprised when you guys didn't choose Gee

Kai: idiots,i tell you,total idiots

Baekhyun: my words exaclty

Suho: Baekhyun,u didn't choose Gee!

Baekhyun: i didn't?

Chen: how did u even graduate high school?

D.O: how did he even lived until high school...

Tao: r u guys putting each other down again?

Kris: oh,good.Tao is here

Kris: then let's do it again

Kris: the telepathy game,but you have to answer really quickly.No cheating

Kai: but Luhan hyung and Umin hyung are together

Kris: doesn't matter,they will always answer the same anyway

Chanyeol: true

Tao: how many chances?

Suho: 12

Suho: we each ask one question

Kris: mother,ladies first

Suho: not funny,hyung

Suho: what is the color of my hair?

Chen: that is too easy

Sehun: black?

Tao: black

Lay: brown?

Kai: black?

Baekhyun; i saw you just this morning

Baekhyun; why can't i remember it?

D.O: black

Suho: it is brown

Lay: oh,i actually got it right!

Chen: ur hair is brown?

Chanyeol: we see each other everyday,and we don't even know our hair colors

Sehun: i'll go next

Sehun; what color of underwear am i wearing now?

Luhan: pink

Xiumin: pink

Kai: black?

D.O: pink

Tao: pink

Suho: pink

Kris: pink

Lay: black?

Baekhyun: red? ^^

Sehun: black!

Sehun: why would u guys say pink?

Kris; u look like you would wear pink,that is why

D.O: what is my favourite color?

Kai: black?

Tao: you have a favourite color?

Baekhyun: u actually have something you like?

Kris: black

Chen: white?

Suho: black

Lay: definitely black

Xiumin: black

Chanyeol: the color of Baekhyun's blood?

Sehun: i sometimes i even forget your last name,how do i know that?

D.O: hopeless.You guys are hopeless

D.O: except for Chanyeol,who got it right

Baekhyun: what now?

Tao: no time to fear for Baekhyun hyung

Tao: what is my best feature?

Sehun: of course u would ask something like this

Suho: ur body?

Baekhyun; ur ?

Lay: he does have a nice

Luhan: abs

Kris; eyes?

Chanyeol: abs

Baekhyun; i don't have abs

Sehun: ignore Tao's question

Luhan: Oh Sehun

Luhan: where are you?! you said you were almost here

Sehun: to tell the truth

Sehun: i was just going out of the apartment when i said that

Sehun: but now,for real

Sehun: i am almost there ^^

Xiumin: yes,and we will be ordering first

Luhan: if you don't get here before we finish

Xiumin: we will leave first

Luhan: what were me and Minseok drinking while waiting for Oh Sehun,the yehet

Sehun: yehet ?

Kris: coffee

D.O: coffee

Kai: wait

Kai: don't they drink that thing

Chen: coffee,of course

Lay: coffee

Chanyeol: coffee,our mature hyungs ^^

Kai: bubble tea?

Suho: you r kidding me,Jongin ah

Sehun: at least read the messages,before you write

Kai: is that not it?

Luhan: how do we drink bubble tea in this weather?

Kris: Jongin,you are even more clueless than me

Baekhyun: this isn't gonna work

Chen: what is Yixing hyung doing right now?

Chen: there,end this right now

Kai: how do i know what he is doing? 

Chen: ya

Sehun: i don't even know where he is

D.O: where r u really?

Baekhyun: u r still in Korea,right?

Suho: r u guys being like this on purpose?

Suho: just now he was complaining about getting a hair cut

Kris: oh,right

Chanyeol: totally forgot

Baekhyun: i don't have anything to say

Chen: We are One,my

Chen: i am not gonna do this

Kai: what do i love most?

Kris: sleep

Suho: bed,sleep

Baekhyun: Kyungsoo

Lay: isn't it dancing?

Luhan: dancing

Sehun; me?

D.O: chicken? food?

Chen: sleeping

Tao: thought u weren't going to do this

Chen: shut up

Xiumin: u guys r offending our main dancer

Suho: u guys offended me greatly

Suho: how can u not know my hair color?

Sehun: when did i even ever wore pink underwear?

Chanyeol: fail

Chanyeol: again and again and again and again and again

Kris: let's all just forget ever playing this game

 

 

Get into the shape you desire

Start small and learn things from the bottom

That way,your base will be firm and strong

Read books.write diary entries,paint the color of your mood

Dress the way you feel confident and comfortable

Be nice,be good and be patient

Remember that everyone is different and that they enjoy different things

Don't look down on people.Just do what you love and enjoy what you do.

 

Be bold like Baekhyun,positive like Chanyeol,strong as Suho,daring as Kris and as gentle as Lay.

Firm like Luhan,as calm as Xiumin,and have patience like Kyungsoo.

Disciplined as Kai,kind as Sehun,chill as Chen and as honest as Tao.

And go after your dream.

Don't give a about what people say.

Rawr~

~

 

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eunhaecupcake000 #1
Chapter 29: I love the idea of this nonsensical manhwa!!
eunhaecupcake000 #2
Chapter 26: My God!!! Lay is the cutest and most random!!! I laughed SO hard when he said his s were hard and he just wanted to report his condition!
SapphireBluePrincess #3
Chapter 16: Whenever I miss OT12, I always go back to this fic. This basically relives the memorable events (publicized) of our OT12. I get nostalgic reading the chapters of this story but I don’t mind, I enjoy reminiscing everything. EXO OT12 was a beautiful nightmare for me. The memories were amazing and just plain beautiful, yet painful at the same time. But it was the reality.

And it’s good that us, first generation EXO stans, have this fic. Thank you so much authornim.


(( though it’s sad that you deleted the other chapters but still, thank you for keeping this! ❤️ ))
b2uty4kiki #4
Chapter 47: This was so good, I read all of them in one sitting.. I'm sad that you deleted some though :(
peterpain #5
Chapter 48: But why? I loved all this
DyoBaoziYoda
#6
Chapter 48: msy I ask why you're deleting?? :( your stories are niceee
kyoongnim
#7
Chapter 47: i laugh so hard that i fartD;;
lostofinspiration #8
Love your writing style for these.
SVTDarino101
#9
Chapter 47: These were awesome!! Great job!! I love chatroom fics because I have one as well!! This one is so much better tho! It is so much more funny!! I can't stop laughing!!
SwindlerLNoko
#10
Chapter 47: When is "that night"? What happened "that night"?