Do You Even Know Who I am?
EXO Text Messages"To live is the rarest thing in the world.Most people exist,that is all."
- Oscar Wilde.
So,the new year has started.
And you guys gave me a gift before i could even finish this chapter
Thank you so much for getting me featured,i am really flattered and happy >.<
So,yeah
A present for you guys ^^
Enjoy~
Chanyeol: Baekhyun
Chanyeol: what the hell kind of new year resolution is this?
Chanyeol: how drunk were you when you wrote these?
Baekhyun: how could u read that
Baekhyun: that is private
Chanyeol: it was on the table
Baekhyun: and?
Chanyeol: the kitchen table
Baekhyun; so what?
Chanyeol: the kitchen table we all share
Chanyeol: u know,a public place
Chanyeol: btw,Luhan hyung
Chanyeol: please stop leaving your snacks half eaten
Chanyeol: i just finished all of them so that they won't go to waste
Chanyeol: and you know i am on a diet
Luhan: what is Baekhyun's resolution?
Chanyeol: ignoring me as usual,i see
Chanyeol: Get taller
Chanyeol: find a way to shrink Chanyeol
Chanyeol: top Chanyeol
Chanyeol: seduce Kyungsoo and Kris hyung
Chanyeol: the end
Suho: we won all those great awards and said that we would live to deserve them
Suho: and your new year resolution is to seduce Kris hyung?
Kris: i swear,i will not be seduced
Chanyeol: there is actually something else on the end,but i won't tell
Chanyeol: it is really cute,and it is private
Baekhyun: thanks,you are my best friend after all
Luhan: Sehun ah,where the hell r u?
Luhan: we r going to starve to death while waiting for u to grace us with your prescence
Sehun: stupid traffic
Sehun: but i am almost there
Sehun: also,i think i will give all of my money for the taxi
Sehun: hyungs r going to pay for my meal,right? ^^
Xiumin: sure,just get here safely
Kris: why am i not invited to your little date,Lulu?
Luhan: cause it is a date?
Kai: good morning ^^
Sehun: it is almost 3 pm
Chen: somebody meet me at the cafeteria
D.O: i am already here though,hurry up before i finish
Chen: okay,then i need to back to the dorm,i need to sleep
Lay: do they have to keep doing my hair?
Lay: they grew like 1 cm and i have to get trapped in this chair
Luhan: Sehun!
Sehun: almost there,almost there
Suho: one is waking up
Suho: the other's bed time is coming,another one having lunch
Suho: and here i am,monitoring our show
Baekhyun: which show?
Suho: how many shows do have?
Chanyeol: EXO Show Time!
Kris: i hate that show
Sehun: Ohorat ^^
Chen: "Chicken is not my style"
Suho: how can u guys be so stupid? really though
Suho: the telepathy game is a mess
Baekhyun: but it was fun
Kai: it was tiring,i wanted to sleep
D.O: i almost lost my sanity
Luhan: i almost lost my bladder
D.O: okay,you win
Lay: i was so surprised when you guys didn't choose Gee
Kai: idiots,i tell you,total idiots
Baekhyun: my words exaclty
Suho: Baekhyun,u didn't choose Gee!
Baekhyun: i didn't?
Chen: how did u even graduate high school?
D.O: how did he even lived until high school...
Tao: r u guys putting each other down again?
Kris: oh,good.Tao is here
Kris: then let's do it again
Kris: the telepathy game,but you have to answer really quickly.No cheating
Kai: but Luhan hyung and Umin hyung are together
Kris: doesn't matter,they will always answer the same anyway
Chanyeol: true
Tao: how many chances?
Suho: 12
Suho: we each ask one question
Kris: mother,ladies first
Suho: not funny,hyung
Suho: what is the color of my hair?
Chen: that is too easy
Sehun: black?
Tao: black
Lay: brown?
Kai: black?
Baekhyun; i saw you just this morning
Baekhyun; why can't i remember it?
D.O: black
Suho: it is brown
Lay: oh,i actually got it right!
Chen: ur hair is brown?
Chanyeol: we see each other everyday,and we don't even know our hair colors
Sehun: i'll go next
Sehun; what color of underwear am i wearing now?
Luhan: pink
Xiumin: pink
Kai: black?
D.O: pink
Tao: pink
Suho: pink
Kris: pink
Lay: black?
Baekhyun: red? ^^
Sehun: black!
Sehun: why would u guys say pink?
Kris; u look like you would wear pink,that is why
D.O: what is my favourite color?
Kai: black?
Tao: you have a favourite color?
Baekhyun: u actually have something you like?
Kris: black
Chen: white?
Suho: black
Lay: definitely black
Xiumin: black
Chanyeol: the color of Baekhyun's blood?
Sehun: i sometimes i even forget your last name,how do i know that?
D.O: hopeless.You guys are hopeless
D.O: except for Chanyeol,who got it right
Baekhyun: what now?
Tao: no time to fear for Baekhyun hyung
Tao: what is my best feature?
Sehun: of course u would ask something like this
Suho: ur body?
Baekhyun; ur ?
Lay: he does have a nice
Luhan: abs
Kris; eyes?
Chanyeol: abs
Baekhyun; i don't have abs
Sehun: ignore Tao's question
Luhan: Oh Sehun
Luhan: where are you?! you said you were almost here
Sehun: to tell the truth
Sehun: i was just going out of the apartment when i said that
Sehun: but now,for real
Sehun: i am almost there ^^
Xiumin: yes,and we will be ordering first
Luhan: if you don't get here before we finish
Xiumin: we will leave first
Luhan: what were me and Minseok drinking while waiting for Oh Sehun,the yehet
Sehun: yehet ?
Kris: coffee
D.O: coffee
Kai: wait
Kai: don't they drink that thing
Chen: coffee,of course
Lay: coffee
Chanyeol: coffee,our mature hyungs ^^
Kai: bubble tea?
Suho: you r kidding me,Jongin ah
Sehun: at least read the messages,before you write
Kai: is that not it?
Luhan: how do we drink bubble tea in this weather?
Kris: Jongin,you are even more clueless than me
Baekhyun: this isn't gonna work
Chen: what is Yixing hyung doing right now?
Chen: there,end this right now
Kai: how do i know what he is doing?
Chen: ya
Sehun: i don't even know where he is
D.O: where r u really?
Baekhyun: u r still in Korea,right?
Suho: r u guys being like this on purpose?
Suho: just now he was complaining about getting a hair cut
Kris: oh,right
Chanyeol: totally forgot
Baekhyun: i don't have anything to say
Chen: We are One,my
Chen: i am not gonna do this
Kai: what do i love most?
Kris: sleep
Suho: bed,sleep
Baekhyun: Kyungsoo
Lay: isn't it dancing?
Luhan: dancing
Sehun; me?
D.O: chicken? food?
Chen: sleeping
Tao: thought u weren't going to do this
Chen: shut up
Xiumin: u guys r offending our main dancer
Suho: u guys offended me greatly
Suho: how can u not know my hair color?
Sehun: when did i even ever wore pink underwear?
Chanyeol: fail
Chanyeol: again and again and again and again and again
Kris: let's all just forget ever playing this game
Get into the shape you desire
Start small and learn things from the bottom
That way,your base will be firm and strong
Read books.write diary entries,paint the color of your mood
Dress the way you feel confident and comfortable
Be nice,be good and be patient
Remember that everyone is different and that they enjoy different things
Don't look down on people.Just do what you love and enjoy what you do.
Be bold like Baekhyun,positive like Chanyeol,strong as Suho,daring as Kris and as gentle as Lay.
Firm like Luhan,as calm as Xiumin,and have patience like Kyungsoo.
Disciplined as Kai,kind as Sehun,chill as Chen and as honest as Tao.
And go after your dream.
Don't give a about what people say.
Rawr~
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