"Being crazy isn't enough."

- Dr.Seuss

I promised to update today ^^

Enjoy~

Chen: Does anyone else remember that prank commercial?

Chen: people call their best friends in the middle of the night

Chen: tell them that they gambled and lost some money

Chen: so they have to bring them cause the people they played with won't let them go

Baekhyun: the hell kind of commercial is that?

Chanyeol: yeah,i remember

Chanyeol: i also remember thinking that i don't have a single friend to call in that situation

Baekhyun: excuse you?

Chanyeol: that was waaaaay back then,before i even met any of you guys

Chen: so you will call Baekhyun if u got into that situation? ^^

Chanyeol: maybe

Baekhyun: what do u mean maybe?

Chanyeol: i am pretty sure u won't pick up your phone if i called you at 3 am 

Baekhyun: i would call you if i got into a situation like that

Chanyeol: that is because you don't have anyone else but me

Baekhyun: i don't need anyone else but you

Chen: you are just saying that because you really don't have anyone else

Baekhyun: i have you ^^

Chen: no,you don't ^^

Lay: would you come if i called you?

Chen: of course

Baekhyun: what about me?

Chen: i would turn off my cellphone and destroy it in case i get tracked down

Chen: then i would flee to another country,how dare you put me in that kind of danger?

Baehyun: would any of you guys call me in that situation?

Tao: i would 

Baekhyun: and who would you call before you call me?

Tao: Yifan ge,Junmyeon hyung,Luhan ge,Sehun,Minseok hyung and then...you

Baekhyun: oh,that is a relief

Baekhyun: thought i would be your last option

Lay: why wouldn't you call me?

Tao: i need someone strong in case a fight goes out

Lay: and i am not strong?

Tao: well,your hips are

Chanyeol: and that is all that matters

Chen: and what does Junmyeon hyung can do? He can't fight

Tao: he can buy the whole place and make me the boss ^^

Suho: you guys do realize that i am not rich?

Tao: yet.

Suho: and i won't even come

Suho: you don't even look at me these days

Suho: go call Sehun

Tao: i think Sehun will come only to tell me i am an idiot and leave me there

Baekhyun: he will come only to say " you" to your face ^^

Chanyeol; he will probably play for some more and get you into even more dept

Chen: I doubt Sehun would even answer his phone

Kai: he will answer and go back to sleep and think everything was dream in the morning

Sehun: i am just sitting here still,stop humiliating me

Baekhyun: you are going to be humiliated anyway ^^ might as well do something

Sehun: you guys are talking about me like this

Sehun: do u know what you will do?

Sehun: Chanyeol hyung will trip and freak out at least 5 times on the way

Sehun: Baekhyun hyung will make a big drama out of it and try to call FBI

Sehun: and probably get shocked when he his demand to talk to the president gets declined

Sehun: Junmyeon hyung will nag you and lecture you for so long,the bad guys will shoot themselves in the head

Chen: so you are saying that you won't call any of us?

Sehun: Luhan hyung or Minseok hyung

Sehun: they r reliable

Sehun: Yifan hyung too,he will probably bring extra money just in case

Tao: ya,what about me?

Sehun: you don't have money

Tao: i have my heart

Sehun: unless you are going to get the cash for me by selling it,it is going to be useless

Tao: One day,i will get rich and pay Kyungsoo to have him kill you

Chanyeol: Kyungsoo would already be there if i called him

Chanyeol: he is the big boss

Baekhyun: okay,but seriously

Baekhyun: who would you call if you got drunk one night,played cards with wrong people and held until you give them their money?

Baekhyun: choose out of us

Kai: Kyungsoo,Sehun

Tao: Yifan ge

Tao: But Lu ge is good too

Kai: Junmyeon hyung will probably do good

D.O: Junmyeon hyung

Lay: Luhan

Luhan: i would call you too

Luhan: and Yifan

Kris: for real?

Luhan: yeah,of course

Kris: thought you trusted Minseok the most?

Luhan: well,i wouldn't call him into a dangerous situation like that

Luhan: and you are tall,you would make an excellent shield ^^

Luhan: but maybe Kyungsoo is better

Baekhyun: just choose one member

Kris: you

Kris: this is what you want to hear,right?

Baekhyun: how did you know? ^^

Lay: I am still gonna go with Luhan

Sehun: No,no.He is gonna be actually really useless in that situation

Luhan: hey!

Lay: then maybe you are better?

Kai: i am 100% sure,Sehun will surely get you killed

Kai: or not...?

Lay: Minseok?

Xiumin: I'll call Junmyeon

Tao: we pranked him too much

Tao: he won't believe us

Sehun: but he will want to make sure anyway

Lay: but i really wanna see how Yifan will handle the situation though

Chen: he will cry

Baekhyun: will get angry

Baekhyun: and cry

Kai: But he may also act the exact opposite

Baekhyun: this hyung is weird

Chen: yeah,but Sehun is good too

Chen: for some annoying reason,everyone ends up liking him

Chen: he is that one person who would survive while sleeping even if everyone on the earth dies

Sehun: yehet

Baekhyun: what if Tao comes in and kick everyone's asses?

Chanyeol: throw a cockroach to his face

Chanyeol: game over

Sehun: Jongin would be maybe calm

Sehun: get into a contact with the police,and actually get me out of there safely

Lay: why is this so important? ^^ why are we going over this so seriously?

Baekhyun: because things like this are what makes your life beautiful,hyung ^^

Chen: more like we get bored if we stay still for a minute

Xiumin: can't you guys ever just agree on one thing?

Sehun: no

Tao: of course we can

Oh,well...

I think they can all agree on how amazing i am though,no?