"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it" 

- Mark Twain.

Do 50 jumping jacks after reading this chapter ^^

Warning: very short update.

Good news? I'm going to update again tomorrow.

Enjoy~

Baekhyun: you bastards

Baekhyun: I will never let you forget this

Chanyeol: we apologized, Baekhyun

Baekhyun: only you apologized

Baekhyun: because only you picked up your phone

Baekhyun: how can nobody noticed that I wasn't there?!

Baekhyun: Me! Byun Baekhyun!

Chanyeol: does saying your full name suppose to make me feel something? ^^

Chanyeol: cause you are tiny and cute, and this is just making you look cuter

Baekhyun: I'm gonna put your head through a wall

Chanyeol: oh, come on

Chanyeol: they r gonna pick u up in just few minutes

Baekhyun: I'm still going to put your head through a wall

Baekhyun: you know, no one else is even calling me

Baekhyun: what the hell is everyone doing?

Chanyeol: well, Jongin took a shower first, he is changing his clothes

Chanyeol: Sehun and Tao are watching a movie, I think

Baekhyun: Junmyeon hyung?

Chanyeol: oh, he went straight to bed,still having a headache

Chanyeol: Yixing hyung is taking a shower

Chanyeol: I think Minseok hyung is also taking a bath

Chanyeol: Luhan hyung is in the living room with Kyungsoo 

Chanyeol: and Yifan hyung is waiting for his mask to dry

Chanyeol: did I miss anyone? 

Baekhyun: Jongdae?

Chanyeol: oh, he is the one who actually asked me where you were, so I called you and...

Baekhyun: this

Baekhyun: I'm not there and nobody is noticing a

Chanyeol: Jongdae did, I just told u

Baekhyun: I thought I was loved

Chanyeol: well, if it will make u feel better

Chanyeol: I think Kyungsoo knew you were missing and decided to just be silent about the whole thing

Baekhyun: what makes you think that?

Chanyeol: because he won't stop grinning 

Baekhyun: do you think I can at least manage to pull a hair out of his hair before he shoots me when I come back and attack him?

Chanyeol: come on, don't be dramatic. He is pulling a prank on you. He likes you ^^

Chanyeol: And, no, you can't get a single hair.

Baekhyun: aren't you suppose to be supportive?

Chanyeol: friends are suppose to be supportive

Chanyeol: best friend is suppose to make sure that you actually live

Baekhyun: thanks

Kai: Hey, hyung ^^ where are you?

Baekhyun: in the office

Kai: why?

Baekhyun: cause you guys ditched me

Kai: I see

Baekhyun: I see?!

Sehun: and I wondered why I kept receiving notifications when we are all here

Baekhyun: I'm not "here"!

Sehun: yeah, just noticed

Tao: is anyone coming to pick you up?

Baekhyun: yeah

Tao: okay

Baekhyun: ya, how can you not notice me?

Tao: I don't know

Tao: it was loud as usual, too many shoes as usual...

Chanyeol: dont' feel bad

Chanyeol: it is not the first time

Baekhyun: it is the first time for me! 

Baekhyun: I thought I was annoying enough to have a strong presence

Tao: okay, the movie is starting

Sehun: bye

Tao: get back safe

Baekhyun: I'm going to step on your face when you are sleep

Tao: don't you always...

Seriously, do 50 jumping jacks.

Do it.