This,That and Also Those.

EXO Text Messages

 

"Curiouser and curiouser!"

- Lewis Carroll,Alice in Wonderland

 

 

Hey,beautiful ^^

Enjoy~

 

Baekhyun; guys

Baekhyun guys,Yixing hyung is the best,really

Baekhyun: hyung,hyung,hyung

Baekhyun; ask them what you just asked me

Lay: how they got those cars inside the mall?

Baekhyun: !!!

Baekhyun: who would think about stuff like this

Sehun: Yixing hyung,obviously

Baekhyun: don't you get tired of being such a to me?

Sehun: no

Kris: Sehun,do u know where Minseok is?

Sehun: yeah,he is right with me

Kris: and Lulu?

Sehun: yes? ^^

Luhan: don't call me that,Yifan!

Kris: where did you go?  i am bored

Luhan: secret

Chen: whoa,you guys r keeping secret from us now?

Xiumin: we just went somewhere close

Xiumin: and nobody even knows we are here

Kai: when will you be back?

Xiumin: before dinner ^^

Kai: i wanted to go too

Sehun: u threatened to feed me my hair when i tried to wake u up

Kris: so u guys would tak Jongin with you but won't even tell me where you r?

Luhan: yes

Kris: i am just worried about u

Chanyeol: that is something new

Lay: is nobody going to answer my question?

Lay; do all malls have secret big doors that cars can fit through? 

Lay: so those people get to drive inside the mall

Baekhyun: and who really wins those cars?

Baekhyun: have u ever met someone who won a car or an apartment?

Baekhyun: just what kind of people win stuff like that?

D.O: people who have some luck,obviously

Baekhyun: and you are an ,obviously

Kai: Kyungsoo,where did u go?

D.O: i am shopping with Junmyeon hyung

D.O: he needs a new suit,apparently

Chen: what is the use,all of the are the same anyway

Chen: nobody will know if he wore the same one all the time

Tao: they are not all the same! 

Tao: hyung,you really have no sense

Chen: shut up,i found your couple boxers with Sehun

Sehun; i beg your pardon

Chen: i hope one day i will have a great love as you two's

Sehun; we do not have a couple boxers

Sehun: Tao,do we?

Kai: Ahahahahahaha

Tao: Sehun.u r an idiot

Chanyeol: so,u do have one

Tao: no

Chanyeol: so that is a "yes"?

Tao: i said no

Chanyeol: definitely a "yes"

Tao: NO!

Kris: Lulu,tell me where u r

Kris: i am really really bored

Luhan: get some rest,Yifan

Kris: i have been doing nothing but sleeping all day

Xiumin: we r gonna head back very soon

Xiumin: will definitely tell u

Xiumin: thought u wouldn't want to come...

Kris: no problem

Kris: i just really can't stand when Lulu is not here

Luhan: like i said,u ,stop calling me that!

Chanyeol: Kyungsoo,isn't Junmyeon hyung checking his phone?

D.O: he says today is a day off and that he would like to stay in a mood which he doesn't want to rip off his scalp

Baekhyun: r we that bad?

D.O: yes

Chen: alright,kids

Chen: i have a lesson to take

Lay: aren't u off today?

Chen: i skipped last week,so i have to make it up for it today

Lay: oh,i see

Lay: then fighting ^^

Chen: fighting!

Kai: think i will go back to sleep

Kai: wake up when dinner is ready

Kris: Luhan,i am saying this cause i am worried

Kris: what if somebody sees you and i don't know where you are?

Kris: i can't save you if i can't find you,you know?

Luhan: what if someone hacks into our phone and sees where we are?! they will know our safe place

Kris: Lulu,we all practically came out in here,and you are worried about that?

Lay: came out?

Baekhyun: so i did a searching

Baekhyun: and people do win those s! 

Baekhyun: just who are they that they win a brand new car for buying stuff over 50.000 won?!

Tao: i like to think that they are nice people who will make a great use of the fortunate event

Chanyeol: why do u need to a car when you have me as your best friend? ^^

Baekhyun: i can't ride you now,can i?

Chanyeol: not in real life,no

Luhan: Yifan,stop being a

Luhan: and pick up your phone

Kris: no,i am too weak cause u broke my heart

Luhan: u said the same thing when i didn't let you shower with me

Kris: and i barely made it into one piece again,but u just keep breaking it

Xiumin: that is it

Xiumin: "Lulu" is looking for a present for u

Xiumin: said something about thanking u for something that he can't tell or something

Kris: oh

Xiumin: he dragged me and Sehun cause well,we were available

Xiumin: and didn't try to kill him when he woke us up

Sehun: we should tie Jongin when he goes to sleep

Sehun: just in case

D.O: i would like to remind you guys that this is not the first time Sehun suggesting to tie Jongin in bed

Lay: Tao,why r u so silent over this?

Kris: he is taking selcas

Lay: oh

Kris: I am sorry,Lulu

Kris: u may go back to searching for the perfect couple underwears for us

Luhan: ...

Chanyeol: i will go away next week

Chanyeol: and Baekhyun can't even ride me

Chanyeol: can't u guys show me some love?

Lay: what r we gonna have for dinner?

D.O: oh yeah

D.O: u guys go ahead and order

D.O: hyung and i will just eat out

Sehun: we are out of snacks too

Sehun: i want jellies

Sehun: and Jongin would want some cookies too

Chanyeol: am i the only one who can see my messages?

Sehun: oh,never mind

Sehun: Minseok hyung says we can buy some on the way

Sehun: Kris hyung,can u get the kitchen ready? if it is too messy...

Kris: can't

Kris: Tao is asking me to take pics of him as if he didn't know i was taking them

Baekhyun: Amazing

 

 

Nice~

 

 

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eunhaecupcake000 #1
Chapter 29: I love the idea of this nonsensical manhwa!!
eunhaecupcake000 #2
Chapter 26: My God!!! Lay is the cutest and most random!!! I laughed SO hard when he said his s were hard and he just wanted to report his condition!
SapphireBluePrincess #3
Chapter 16: Whenever I miss OT12, I always go back to this fic. This basically relives the memorable events (publicized) of our OT12. I get nostalgic reading the chapters of this story but I don’t mind, I enjoy reminiscing everything. EXO OT12 was a beautiful nightmare for me. The memories were amazing and just plain beautiful, yet painful at the same time. But it was the reality.

And it’s good that us, first generation EXO stans, have this fic. Thank you so much authornim.


(( though it’s sad that you deleted the other chapters but still, thank you for keeping this! ❤️ ))
b2uty4kiki #4
Chapter 47: This was so good, I read all of them in one sitting.. I'm sad that you deleted some though :(
peterpain #5
Chapter 48: But why? I loved all this
DyoBaoziYoda
#6
Chapter 48: msy I ask why you're deleting?? :( your stories are niceee
kyoongnim
#7
Chapter 47: i laugh so hard that i fartD;;
lostofinspiration #8
Love your writing style for these.
SVTDarino101
#9
Chapter 47: These were awesome!! Great job!! I love chatroom fics because I have one as well!! This one is so much better tho! It is so much more funny!! I can't stop laughing!!
SwindlerLNoko
#10
Chapter 47: When is "that night"? What happened "that night"?