The Unwanted Face.

EXO Text Messages

 

 

 

"If everybody minded their own business,the world would go around a great deal faster than it does."

- Lewis Carroll,Alice in Wonderland.

 

 

 

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Baekhyun: okay,this is some serious

Baekhyun: i need you guys to be serious for 10 minutes

D.O: what?

Baekhyun: we need some rules

Baekhyun: like things we need to or want to hide.Like the things we don't want others to know.

Baekhyun: it can be family issues or something nice that you want to keep it to yourself

Baekhyun: and put them out so we know to not to talk on air

Chen: we are not allowed to talk about anything anyway

Kai: we don't even watch s,remember?

Baekhyun: for 10 minutes,u ! just be serious

Sehun: okay

Sehun: i am guessing you have some things you want to keep to yourself

Baekhyun: no more things about how me and Chanyeol are close 

Baekhyun: yeah,we are good friends,but what we do in the dorm or talk about is between us

Chen: you are basically saying that we shouldn't talk about how you two don't mind showering and sleeping together

Baekhyun: something like that

D.O: it is exactly like that

D.O: okay,then don't ever mention my half state at the dorm again

D.O: i wear underwear,you know? people think i walk around showing my to everyone

D.O: i even got a call from my mom

Baekhyun: but sometimes you don't wear underwear

D.O: Do you know how awkward it is to talk to your mother about how 11 other guys see my daily?!

Kai: i swear,if someone ever hack into this...

Baekhyun: okay,fine.No more half Kyungsoo

Sehun: would be nice if you always wore underwear though

D.O: one time.I forgot to wear it one time,you little

Kai: twice

Kai: you forgot it twice

Luhan: can we stop with the of me being pretty?

Luhan: Kim Junmyeon

Suho: But hyung,you are pretty

Suho: you are the prettiest person i have ever seen

Luhan: yeah,keep that to yourself

Chen: pretty hyung doesn't like it when we call him pretty

Luhan: just keep it inside us

Suho: okay,hyung

Chen: if i won't?

Luhan: how about i start talking about your little crush?

Chen: you wouldn't

Luhan: oh,right,right,right. It wasn't a little one.It was so big that you couldn't even sleep at night

Luhan: don't worry,i know what i can say and not.I'll keep it sweet and innocent

Baekhyun: this is not what i had in mind

Baehkyun: i thought we would make this mutual agreement,rather than blackmailing

Sehun: you actually expected us to be nice to each other?

Tao: that is like asking the sun to start orbiting around the earth

Baekhyun: that impossible,eh?

Lay: can you guys stop making me look like a baby?

Luhan: but you are a baby ^^

Lay: you have seen me ,how can you call me a baby?

Luhan: ...you have a point

Kris: Yixing,don't talk

Lay: why?

Xiumin: can't believe you are a 91 liner kid

Lay: why?

Baekhyun: he doesn't even know

Baekyun: u r too oblivious and innocent

Sehun: cute

Lay: don't baby me,kid.

Sehun: really though,even after Luhan hyung,i was so surprised to know that you were older than me.

Sehun: i thought we would be same age

Kai: u thought Luhan hyung was a 96 liner,right?

Sehun: at least

Sehun: i was so scared of him when i found out his age

Sehun: thought he fed on young people

Luhan: hey!

D.O: Yeah,you were so scared that you had a crush on him

Sehun: did you perhaps wanted me to you have it on you? ^^

D.O: don't flirt.It is scary

Tao: Sehun,just stick to one person

Sehun: can't,it is in my nature to flirt with everyone

Xiumin: and i thought u were a really nice kid

Chen: i knew him from the start

Chen: he is dangerous,too charming

Kris: but kids like him always end up dying alone

Sehun: eeeey,hyung,don't curse my future! i am only 20

Sehun: besides,you will make sure that i don't die alone ^^ right?

Kris: can't promise

Kris: i have my Lulu

Luhan: go away,you are not my style

Xiumin: me?

Luhan: totally my style ^^

Kris: Lulu,how can you just flirt when i am right here?

Luhan: don't call me that

Kris: Lulu

Luhan: i am gonna block your number

Kris: i'll get a new number

Chanyeol: pathetic,hyung

Chanyeol: and i thought u were the coolest person i have ever met

Kris: well,this coolest person needs his sleep

Chanyeol: before you go

Chanyeol: answer one question without any sarcasm,humor or wish of insult

Kris: ?

Chanyeol: if you had to

Chanyeol: HAD TO

Chanyeol: change your face with one of us for one night

Chanyeol: who would u choose?

Kris: Jongin

Kris: bye,off to sleep

Kai: Yeaaaaaah ^^

Kai: i am gonna sleep,too

Luhan: what about me?

Kris: i want you,Lulu. I don't want your pretty face.

Luhan: just ing go to sleep

Baekhyun: Yixing hyung

Lay: yes?

Baekhyun: i mean i would choose you

Lay: really?

Baekhyun: yeah,i always thought ur face can be cute,handsome and y at the same timen:

Lay: wow,thanks

Baekhyun: and it would be great if i could get your dancing skills for night,too

Lay: yeah,i bet it to be stiffer than a mop ^^

D.O: i would choose Yixing hyung,too

D.O: you are the only sane person in here

Suho: hey,i am offended.

Sehun: don't worry,i'll choose you

Sehun: your new hair suits u so well

Suho: you told me when you first saw it

Suho: u told me the next morning

Suho: u continued to telling me everyday

Suho: and u told me last night

Baekhyun: i see you are Sehun's next target

Suho: don't make jokes like this

Suho: i am scared that it will come true since u keep telling it

Tao: i choose Sehun's face

Sehun: it comes with a great responsibility

Sehun: u wouldn't be able to handle it

Tao: okay

Tao: but i just wanted to be ugly for once

Sehun: i should choose ur face,get beaten to pulp and return it to you

Lay: it would be interesting to look like Minseok hyung

Xiumin: don't,it is boring

Sehun: our popular hyung is so modest

Baekhyun: Booooring

Xiumin: wanna get smacked?

Baekhyun: on my ? ^^

Xiumin: i'll ask Kyungsoo a favor

Baekhyun: i apologize

Luhan: Jongdae is handsome

Luhan: really manly

Chen: nothing compared to you,hyung

Luhan: we should swap our faces and hang out together

Chen: i was thinking to choose Yifan hyung though? ^^

Luhan: aish,this kid

Chanyeol: hold on

Chanyeol: i kept staying quiet but

Chanyeol: how come none of you choose my face?

Chanyeol: there are 11 of you guys!!!

Chanyeol: seriously? did you plan this?

Chanyeol: wait

Chanyeol: i asked the question

Chanyeol: so it wasn't planned

Chanyeol: or was it?

Chanyeol: hello?

Chanyeol: hyung? 

Chanyeol: Baekhyun?

Chanyeol: u

Chanyeol: anyone?

Chanyeol: u all ,u know that?

 

A month later:

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eunhaecupcake000 #1
Chapter 29: I love the idea of this nonsensical manhwa!!
eunhaecupcake000 #2
Chapter 26: My God!!! Lay is the cutest and most random!!! I laughed SO hard when he said his s were hard and he just wanted to report his condition!
SapphireBluePrincess #3
Chapter 16: Whenever I miss OT12, I always go back to this fic. This basically relives the memorable events (publicized) of our OT12. I get nostalgic reading the chapters of this story but I don’t mind, I enjoy reminiscing everything. EXO OT12 was a beautiful nightmare for me. The memories were amazing and just plain beautiful, yet painful at the same time. But it was the reality.

And it’s good that us, first generation EXO stans, have this fic. Thank you so much authornim.


(( though it’s sad that you deleted the other chapters but still, thank you for keeping this! ❤️ ))
b2uty4kiki #4
Chapter 47: This was so good, I read all of them in one sitting.. I'm sad that you deleted some though :(
peterpain #5
Chapter 48: But why? I loved all this
DyoBaoziYoda
#6
Chapter 48: msy I ask why you're deleting?? :( your stories are niceee
kyoongnim
#7
Chapter 47: i laugh so hard that i fartD;;
lostofinspiration #8
Love your writing style for these.
SVTDarino101
#9
Chapter 47: These were awesome!! Great job!! I love chatroom fics because I have one as well!! This one is so much better tho! It is so much more funny!! I can't stop laughing!!
SwindlerLNoko
#10
Chapter 47: When is "that night"? What happened "that night"?