The Unwanted Face.
EXO Text Messages
"If everybody minded their own business,the world would go around a great deal faster than it does."
- Lewis Carroll,Alice in Wonderland.
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Baekhyun: okay,this is some serious
Baekhyun: i need you guys to be serious for 10 minutes
D.O: what?
Baekhyun: we need some rules
Baekhyun: like things we need to or want to hide.Like the things we don't want others to know.
Baekhyun: it can be family issues or something nice that you want to keep it to yourself
Baekhyun: and put them out so we know to not to talk on air
Chen: we are not allowed to talk about anything anyway
Kai: we don't even watch s,remember?
Baekhyun: for 10 minutes,u ! just be serious
Sehun: okay
Sehun: i am guessing you have some things you want to keep to yourself
Baekhyun: no more things about how me and Chanyeol are close
Baekhyun: yeah,we are good friends,but what we do in the dorm or talk about is between us
Chen: you are basically saying that we shouldn't talk about how you two don't mind showering and sleeping together
Baekhyun: something like that
D.O: it is exactly like that
D.O: okay,then don't ever mention my half state at the dorm again
D.O: i wear underwear,you know? people think i walk around showing my to everyone
D.O: i even got a call from my mom
Baekhyun: but sometimes you don't wear underwear
D.O: Do you know how awkward it is to talk to your mother about how 11 other guys see my daily?!
Kai: i swear,if someone ever hack into this...
Baekhyun: okay,fine.No more half Kyungsoo
Sehun: would be nice if you always wore underwear though
D.O: one time.I forgot to wear it one time,you little
Kai: twice
Kai: you forgot it twice
Luhan: can we stop with the of me being pretty?
Luhan: Kim Junmyeon
Suho: But hyung,you are pretty
Suho: you are the prettiest person i have ever seen
Luhan: yeah,keep that to yourself
Chen: pretty hyung doesn't like it when we call him pretty
Luhan: just keep it inside us
Suho: okay,hyung
Chen: if i won't?
Luhan: how about i start talking about your little crush?
Chen: you wouldn't
Luhan: oh,right,right,right. It wasn't a little one.It was so big that you couldn't even sleep at night
Luhan: don't worry,i know what i can say and not.I'll keep it sweet and innocent
Baekhyun: this is not what i had in mind
Baehkyun: i thought we would make this mutual agreement,rather than blackmailing
Sehun: you actually expected us to be nice to each other?
Tao: that is like asking the sun to start orbiting around the earth
Baekhyun: that impossible,eh?
Lay: can you guys stop making me look like a baby?
Luhan: but you are a baby ^^
Lay: you have seen me ,how can you call me a baby?
Luhan: ...you have a point
Kris: Yixing,don't talk
Lay: why?
Xiumin: can't believe you are a 91 liner kid
Lay: why?
Baekhyun: he doesn't even know
Baekyun: u r too oblivious and innocent
Sehun: cute
Lay: don't baby me,kid.
Sehun: really though,even after Luhan hyung,i was so surprised to know that you were older than me.
Sehun: i thought we would be same age
Kai: u thought Luhan hyung was a 96 liner,right?
Sehun: at least
Sehun: i was so scared of him when i found out his age
Sehun: thought he fed on young people
Luhan: hey!
D.O: Yeah,you were so scared that you had a crush on him
Sehun: did you perhaps wanted me to you have it on you? ^^
D.O: don't flirt.It is scary
Tao: Sehun,just stick to one person
Sehun: can't,it is in my nature to flirt with everyone
Xiumin: and i thought u were a really nice kid
Chen: i knew him from the start
Chen: he is dangerous,too charming
Kris: but kids like him always end up dying alone
Sehun: eeeey,hyung,don't curse my future! i am only 20
Sehun: besides,you will make sure that i don't die alone ^^ right?
Kris: can't promise
Kris: i have my Lulu
Luhan: go away,you are not my style
Xiumin: me?
Luhan: totally my style ^^
Kris: Lulu,how can you just flirt when i am right here?
Luhan: don't call me that
Kris: Lulu
Luhan: i am gonna block your number
Kris: i'll get a new number
Chanyeol: pathetic,hyung
Chanyeol: and i thought u were the coolest person i have ever met
Kris: well,this coolest person needs his sleep
Chanyeol: before you go
Chanyeol: answer one question without any sarcasm,humor or wish of insult
Kris: ?
Chanyeol: if you had to
Chanyeol: HAD TO
Chanyeol: change your face with one of us for one night
Chanyeol: who would u choose?
Kris: Jongin
Kris: bye,off to sleep
Kai: Yeaaaaaah ^^
Kai: i am gonna sleep,too
Luhan: what about me?
Kris: i want you,Lulu. I don't want your pretty face.
Luhan: just ing go to sleep
Baekhyun: Yixing hyung
Lay: yes?
Baekhyun: i mean i would choose you
Lay: really?
Baekhyun: yeah,i always thought ur face can be cute,handsome and y at the same timen:
Lay: wow,thanks
Baekhyun: and it would be great if i could get your dancing skills for night,too
Lay: yeah,i bet it to be stiffer than a mop ^^
D.O: i would choose Yixing hyung,too
D.O: you are the only sane person in here
Suho: hey,i am offended.
Sehun: don't worry,i'll choose you
Sehun: your new hair suits u so well
Suho: you told me when you first saw it
Suho: u told me the next morning
Suho: u continued to telling me everyday
Suho: and u told me last night
Baekhyun: i see you are Sehun's next target
Suho: don't make jokes like this
Suho: i am scared that it will come true since u keep telling it
Tao: i choose Sehun's face
Sehun: it comes with a great responsibility
Sehun: u wouldn't be able to handle it
Tao: okay
Tao: but i just wanted to be ugly for once
Sehun: i should choose ur face,get beaten to pulp and return it to you
Lay: it would be interesting to look like Minseok hyung
Xiumin: don't,it is boring
Sehun: our popular hyung is so modest
Baekhyun: Booooring
Xiumin: wanna get smacked?
Baekhyun: on my ? ^^
Xiumin: i'll ask Kyungsoo a favor
Baekhyun: i apologize
Luhan: Jongdae is handsome
Luhan: really manly
Chen: nothing compared to you,hyung
Luhan: we should swap our faces and hang out together
Chen: i was thinking to choose Yifan hyung though? ^^
Luhan: aish,this kid
Chanyeol: hold on
Chanyeol: i kept staying quiet but
Chanyeol: how come none of you choose my face?
Chanyeol: there are 11 of you guys!!!
Chanyeol: seriously? did you plan this?
Chanyeol: wait
Chanyeol: i asked the question
Chanyeol: so it wasn't planned
Chanyeol: or was it?
Chanyeol: hello?
Chanyeol: hyung?
Chanyeol: Baekhyun?
Chanyeol: u
Chanyeol: anyone?
Chanyeol: u all ,u know that?
A month later:
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