I Don't Know,Name This Chapter Whatever You Want.

EXO Text Messages

 

 

"I've got nothing to do today but smile."

- Paul Simon.

 

 

Because you guys were so cute after the previous chapter ^^

How are you guys doing? 

still high from Overdose?

Enjoy~

 

Lay: why is there a chocolate on my bed?

Baekhyun: a fan gave it to you,she ran so quick and was literally screaming my name

Baekhyun: so i turned around and she smiled and she was really pretty,then she asked me if i could give this to you

Baekhyun: said she made it herself

Lay: umm,okay

Lay: thanks

Lay: but why is it bitten? the heart is now broken

Baekhyun: afjaseklfjklasdjflkasdjf

Baekhyun: this hyung is hopeless

Kris: how is he suppose to understand your sass through a text?

Chanyeol: Baekhyunnie is jealous

Baekhyun: shut up

Baekhyun: i was so sure that it was for me

Kris: cute

Baekhyun: don't baby me,hyung

Baekhyun: not now

Kris: who said the "cute" is for you? i am calling the present cute.

Chanyeol: u have been hanging out with Jongdae hyung an awful lot lately

Lay: so u got jealous and bit my chocolate?

Lay: how can you do it? you don't eat it,you should save these stuff.

Baekhyun: no,i was jealous cause only i can give you chocolates

Lay: i always get chocolates though

Baekhyun: why do i even try

Suho: he is being a sarcastic brat

Suho: don't mind him,Yixing

Lay: i actually got that and i was teasing him back but no one understood,so yeah

Lay: nice to see how highly you guys think of my intellingence

Sehun: it is really yummy

Luhan: why r u giving Sehun some?

Lay: he just came out of his room and took a bite

Lay: he went back,his hair is a mess,just how long has he been sleeping?

Chen: he left like 2 hours ago

Suho: Sehun,u feeling better?

Tao: he is sick?

Luhan: stomachache

Luhan: as he said

Sehun: u don't believe me?

Luhan: it is not like u could have told us the real reason.U could,but u didn't so i just stayed silent

Kai: my scalp hurts

Kai: i hate getting my hair dyed

Kris: hang in there,kid

Kai: thanks ^^

Kai: you can just say that to me,u know?

Kai: as you r right next to me and all...

Suho: wait,Sehun doesn't have stomachache? and where did u go,Luhan hyung?

Kris: it is funny how u speak formally to him but not with me

Suho: cause i am your wife

Chen: that is the best thing you ever said,hyung.

Baekhyun: agreed

Luhan: i am having lunch with Minseok

Luhan: and really,how can you miss that giant thing?!

Sehun: don't call it like that!

Suho: miss what? 

Chanyeol: giant thing

Chanyeol: a ?

Kai: Sehun,dude

Tao: pathetic

Sehun: Tao,u know i can destroy your entire life 

Chanyeol: how?

Kai: u gotta while dancing?

Sehun: shut up

Kai: unlike Tao,i don't have any embarassing stories that only you know of

Kai: so,i am not shutting up

Tao: i hate you so much

Kai: so,Sehun

Kai: how u feeling?

Sehun: relieved.

Sehun: you

Suho: i am gonna stay out of this,i am too sane and too old for this

Chen: ah,old man can't handle the hormones of a hot blooded young men

Suho: u were calling me mom just yesterday

Chen: i can't call you that in this situation now,can i?

Suho: whatever,i am out

Kai: Oh Sehun

Sehun: shut up

Baekhyun: kid,how did you get a ?

Kris: maybe Luhan was too pretty to handle

Luhan: i talked to Tao and he is like 99% sure that no one will miss you if i kill you

Chanyeol: why 99%?

Luhan: said he doesn't want Junmyeon to be a widow

Kai: i thought Sehun was over Luhan hyung

Chanyeol: hey,i was there too

Sehun: and?

Chanyeol: i am pretty too ^^

Baekhyun: bull ^^

Chanyeol: where the hell are you? ^^

Baekhyun: not telling ^^

Sehun: he is taking a bath

Lay: really? he is home?

Kai: wait,you guys log out,i am trying to find out about Sehun's

Kai:

Kai: i meant

Xiumin: no wonder Junmyeon logged out

Lay: how is this giant fridge empty?

Lay: again?

Chanyeol: so we all agree that Sehun got a cause of me?

Sehun: why is my so important?!

Luhan: awww,Sehunnie ^^ is hyung too y for you?

Sehun: i can play this too,u know?

Sehun: do you know how pretty and y you looked today?

Luhan: huh?

Xiumin: please,i am trying to eat here

Sehun: and you were practically half today

Kris: really?

Luhan: haven't seen you for the whole day,where did u go?

Kris: u will never know

Luhan: oh,come on.Where could u be?

Kris: u will never know

Kris: like you will never know the real me

Luhan: r u shooting a drama all by yourself?

Kai: he is getting his hair dyed

Kai: sitting right next to me

Kai: and is now glaring at me

Kai: please help

Baekhyun: idiots

Baekhyun: u r all idiots

Baekhyun: and i still don't have home made chocolate

Baekhyun: just kill me

Baekhyun: just kill me now!!!

D.O: he is begging for it

D.O: we should grant his last wish

Kris: Kyungsoo,no

D.O: Damn it.

D.O: i'll get you one day,Baekhyun

Baekhyun: how nice of you,

D.O:

D.O: i am out

Lay: isn't it funny how Kyungsoo only came in to make those comments?

Chanyeol: i think it is scary

Luhan: we all thinks so,it is just that Yixing doesn't have sense in any sense

Kris: so you were half today?

Sehun: oh yes,and you should have seen the ways he moved

Luhan: how dare you make fun of your hyung,kid?

Sehun: i have a right to make fun on anyone who makes fun of my ,hmph

Xiumin: u know,normal peopled don't talk about boners like this

Chen: what happened to Tao? why isn't he here to annoy Sehun?

Kai: he fell asleep on the couch

Baekhyun: Sehun,tell us now,he will never know

Sehun: no

Baekhyun: oh,come on,we are one,remember?

Sehun: then it should be okay to talk about when you got when Minseok hyung was giving you a massage,right?

Xiumin: excuse me?

Luhan: what? when? 

Chanyeol: daebak

Kris: Baekhyun,you r the best

Lay: Minseok gives a really good massage though

Lay: but Baekhyun is funny,even his boners r funny ^^

Baekhyun: that is it

Baekhyun: i am never coming out of this bath.

Chen: ah,i am so happy,i laughed so much,thank you all for being so stupid.Amazing Kim Jongdae out cause he is busy.

Kris: Lulu?

Luhan: what?

Kris: fun fact about men that may or may not be true but is probably not true

Kai: hyung is on that site again

Kai: i think he is addicted

Lay: i think so too,he used to spend his entire night on it

Chanyeol: what is the fact?

Kris: "Men who have more trouble controlling laughter also have more trouble controlling ual arousal"

Kris: you can never control yours.

Luhan: Sehun can't control his laughter!

Sehun: u r the worst! u and Yixing hyung!

Kai: is this why Luhan hyung is all over Minseok hyung but Minseok hyung is always so calm and collected?

Kai: and Yxing hyung is also somehow also attached to one of us?

Sehun: we all know how much you laugh

Kai: Chanyeol hyung,i am gonna point the arrow to him

Chanyeol: okay ^^ it is the truth anyway

Baekhyun: apart from Minseok hyung and Kyungsoo

Baekhyun: we all

Xiumin: we should be talking about the mother earth,girls,love,relationships,world peace and stuff

Xiumin: not

 

 

Curious about Tao's boners? >.<

 

Feed me comments,lovelies ^^/

And,ummm,can i get more upvotes? 

Not cute enough?

I don't do aegyo so,here

Ehe ^^

Sweet dreams and sleep tight,sweeties~

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eunhaecupcake000 #1
Chapter 29: I love the idea of this nonsensical manhwa!!
eunhaecupcake000 #2
Chapter 26: My God!!! Lay is the cutest and most random!!! I laughed SO hard when he said his s were hard and he just wanted to report his condition!
SapphireBluePrincess #3
Chapter 16: Whenever I miss OT12, I always go back to this fic. This basically relives the memorable events (publicized) of our OT12. I get nostalgic reading the chapters of this story but I don’t mind, I enjoy reminiscing everything. EXO OT12 was a beautiful nightmare for me. The memories were amazing and just plain beautiful, yet painful at the same time. But it was the reality.

And it’s good that us, first generation EXO stans, have this fic. Thank you so much authornim.


(( though it’s sad that you deleted the other chapters but still, thank you for keeping this! ❤️ ))
b2uty4kiki #4
Chapter 47: This was so good, I read all of them in one sitting.. I'm sad that you deleted some though :(
peterpain #5
Chapter 48: But why? I loved all this
DyoBaoziYoda
#6
Chapter 48: msy I ask why you're deleting?? :( your stories are niceee
kyoongnim
#7
Chapter 47: i laugh so hard that i fartD;;
lostofinspiration #8
Love your writing style for these.
SVTDarino101
#9
Chapter 47: These were awesome!! Great job!! I love chatroom fics because I have one as well!! This one is so much better tho! It is so much more funny!! I can't stop laughing!!
SwindlerLNoko
#10
Chapter 47: When is "that night"? What happened "that night"?