I Don't Know,Name This Chapter Whatever You Want.
EXO Text Messages
"I've got nothing to do today but smile."
- Paul Simon.
Because you guys were so cute after the previous chapter ^^
How are you guys doing?
still high from Overdose?
Enjoy~
Lay: why is there a chocolate on my bed?
Baekhyun: a fan gave it to you,she ran so quick and was literally screaming my name
Baekhyun: so i turned around and she smiled and she was really pretty,then she asked me if i could give this to you
Baekhyun: said she made it herself
Lay: umm,okay
Lay: thanks
Lay: but why is it bitten? the heart is now broken
Baekhyun: afjaseklfjklasdjflkasdjf
Baekhyun: this hyung is hopeless
Kris: how is he suppose to understand your sass through a text?
Chanyeol: Baekhyunnie is jealous
Baekhyun: shut up
Baekhyun: i was so sure that it was for me
Kris: cute
Baekhyun: don't baby me,hyung
Baekhyun: not now
Kris: who said the "cute" is for you? i am calling the present cute.
Chanyeol: u have been hanging out with Jongdae hyung an awful lot lately
Lay: so u got jealous and bit my chocolate?
Lay: how can you do it? you don't eat it,you should save these stuff.
Baekhyun: no,i was jealous cause only i can give you chocolates
Lay: i always get chocolates though
Baekhyun: why do i even try
Suho: he is being a sarcastic brat
Suho: don't mind him,Yixing
Lay: i actually got that and i was teasing him back but no one understood,so yeah
Lay: nice to see how highly you guys think of my intellingence
Sehun: it is really yummy
Luhan: why r u giving Sehun some?
Lay: he just came out of his room and took a bite
Lay: he went back,his hair is a mess,just how long has he been sleeping?
Chen: he left like 2 hours ago
Suho: Sehun,u feeling better?
Tao: he is sick?
Luhan: stomachache
Luhan: as he said
Sehun: u don't believe me?
Luhan: it is not like u could have told us the real reason.U could,but u didn't so i just stayed silent
Kai: my scalp hurts
Kai: i hate getting my hair dyed
Kris: hang in there,kid
Kai: thanks ^^
Kai: you can just say that to me,u know?
Kai: as you r right next to me and all...
Suho: wait,Sehun doesn't have stomachache? and where did u go,Luhan hyung?
Kris: it is funny how u speak formally to him but not with me
Suho: cause i am your wife
Chen: that is the best thing you ever said,hyung.
Baekhyun: agreed
Luhan: i am having lunch with Minseok
Luhan: and really,how can you miss that giant thing?!
Sehun: don't call it like that!
Suho: miss what?
Chanyeol: giant thing
Chanyeol: a ?
Kai: Sehun,dude
Tao: pathetic
Sehun: Tao,u know i can destroy your entire life
Chanyeol: how?
Kai: u gotta while dancing?
Sehun: shut up
Kai: unlike Tao,i don't have any embarassing stories that only you know of
Kai: so,i am not shutting up
Tao: i hate you so much
Kai: so,Sehun
Kai: how u feeling?
Sehun: relieved.
Sehun: you
Suho: i am gonna stay out of this,i am too sane and too old for this
Chen: ah,old man can't handle the hormones of a hot blooded young men
Suho: u were calling me mom just yesterday
Chen: i can't call you that in this situation now,can i?
Suho: whatever,i am out
Kai: Oh Sehun
Sehun: shut up
Baekhyun: kid,how did you get a ?
Kris: maybe Luhan was too pretty to handle
Luhan: i talked to Tao and he is like 99% sure that no one will miss you if i kill you
Chanyeol: why 99%?
Luhan: said he doesn't want Junmyeon to be a widow
Kai: i thought Sehun was over Luhan hyung
Chanyeol: hey,i was there too
Sehun: and?
Chanyeol: i am pretty too ^^
Baekhyun: bull ^^
Chanyeol: where the hell are you? ^^
Baekhyun: not telling ^^
Sehun: he is taking a bath
Lay: really? he is home?
Kai: wait,you guys log out,i am trying to find out about Sehun's
Kai:
Kai: i meant
Xiumin: no wonder Junmyeon logged out
Lay: how is this giant fridge empty?
Lay: again?
Chanyeol: so we all agree that Sehun got a cause of me?
Sehun: why is my so important?!
Luhan: awww,Sehunnie ^^ is hyung too y for you?
Sehun: i can play this too,u know?
Sehun: do you know how pretty and y you looked today?
Luhan: huh?
Xiumin: please,i am trying to eat here
Sehun: and you were practically half today
Kris: really?
Luhan: haven't seen you for the whole day,where did u go?
Kris: u will never know
Luhan: oh,come on.Where could u be?
Kris: u will never know
Kris: like you will never know the real me
Luhan: r u shooting a drama all by yourself?
Kai: he is getting his hair dyed
Kai: sitting right next to me
Kai: and is now glaring at me
Kai: please help
Baekhyun: idiots
Baekhyun: u r all idiots
Baekhyun: and i still don't have home made chocolate
Baekhyun: just kill me
Baekhyun: just kill me now!!!
D.O: he is begging for it
D.O: we should grant his last wish
Kris: Kyungsoo,no
D.O: Damn it.
D.O: i'll get you one day,Baekhyun
Baekhyun: how nice of you,
D.O:
D.O: i am out
Lay: isn't it funny how Kyungsoo only came in to make those comments?
Chanyeol: i think it is scary
Luhan: we all thinks so,it is just that Yixing doesn't have sense in any sense
Kris: so you were half today?
Sehun: oh yes,and you should have seen the ways he moved
Luhan: how dare you make fun of your hyung,kid?
Sehun: i have a right to make fun on anyone who makes fun of my ,hmph
Xiumin: u know,normal peopled don't talk about boners like this
Chen: what happened to Tao? why isn't he here to annoy Sehun?
Kai: he fell asleep on the couch
Baekhyun: Sehun,tell us now,he will never know
Sehun: no
Baekhyun: oh,come on,we are one,remember?
Sehun: then it should be okay to talk about when you got when Minseok hyung was giving you a massage,right?
Xiumin: excuse me?
Luhan: what? when?
Chanyeol: daebak
Kris: Baekhyun,you r the best
Lay: Minseok gives a really good massage though
Lay: but Baekhyun is funny,even his boners r funny ^^
Baekhyun: that is it
Baekhyun: i am never coming out of this bath.
Chen: ah,i am so happy,i laughed so much,thank you all for being so stupid.Amazing Kim Jongdae out cause he is busy.
Kris: Lulu?
Luhan: what?
Kris: fun fact about men that may or may not be true but is probably not true
Kai: hyung is on that site again
Kai: i think he is addicted
Lay: i think so too,he used to spend his entire night on it
Chanyeol: what is the fact?
Kris: "Men who have more trouble controlling laughter also have more trouble controlling ual arousal"
Kris: you can never control yours.
Luhan: Sehun can't control his laughter!
Sehun: u r the worst! u and Yixing hyung!
Kai: is this why Luhan hyung is all over Minseok hyung but Minseok hyung is always so calm and collected?
Kai: and Yxing hyung is also somehow also attached to one of us?
Sehun: we all know how much you laugh
Kai: Chanyeol hyung,i am gonna point the arrow to him
Chanyeol: okay ^^ it is the truth anyway
Baekhyun: apart from Minseok hyung and Kyungsoo
Baekhyun: we all
Xiumin: we should be talking about the mother earth,girls,love,relationships,world peace and stuff
Xiumin: not
Curious about Tao's boners? >.<
Feed me comments,lovelies ^^/
And,ummm,can i get more upvotes?
Not cute enough?
I don't do aegyo so,here
Ehe ^^
Sweet dreams and sleep tight,sweeties~
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