Sehun's First Tao

EXO Text Messages

"Come sleep with me: We won't make Love,Love will make us."

- Julio Cortázar

 

 

Trainee fetuses ^^

Enjoy~

 

Sehun: Kris hyung

Sehun: wait

Sehun: yes

Sehun: Kris hyung!

Sehun: come back to the dorm,now!!!

Sehun: now!

Sehun: please?

Kris: what happened?

Kris: u okay?

Baekhyun: what is going on?

Sehun: Tao is !

Sehun: !

Sehun: !

Sehun: fully

Sehun:

Sehun: as a newly born baby

Sehun: but uglier and bigger

Sehun: Tao is !

Kris: okay,he is ,i get it.

Kris: right

Kris: u haven't seen him ,have you?

Sehun: i have now!

Sehun: why is he and standing in front of the mirror?

Kris: how should i explain this delicately

Kris: he is basically checking himself out

Sehun: i can see that

Baekhyun: why is Tao ?

Chen: ?

Chen: who is ?

Chen: Tao ?

Chen: what r u guys doing with Tao ?

Sehun: stabbing my eyes

Sehun: begging my brain to lose it's memory

Sehun: Kris hyung,u gotta come here and do something

Chanyeol: Whoa,guys

Chanyeol: i know we are all debuting in one group and stuff and i knew stuff like this would happen

Chanyeol: but isn't this a bit early?

Kris: look

Kris: Tao is just 

Baekhyun: weird?

Sehun: ?

Chen: amusing?

Kai: interesting?

Kris: unique.

Sehun: unique my ,he is walking around fully

Sehun: !

Sehun: hyung,help me

Kris: why me?

Sehun: aren't u his father?

Kris: yes,but he is not my son

Baekhyun: that sounds cool

Sehun: what am i supposed to do now?

Sehun: he keeps saying he looks weird

Sehun: ??????

Kris: ok

Kris: let me think

Kris: i don't care

Kris: just tell him to put some ing clothes on

Sehun: u expect me to talk to him when he is ?

Chen: am i the only one surprised that Sehun hasn't seen Tao till now?

Chanyeol: i am guessing they decided to wait until marriage

Sehun: stop

Baekhyun: but u guys r so close!

Baekhyun: u guys even sleep together with only ur boxers!

Baekhyun: how come u haven't had shower together?

Sehun: it just never happened,ok?

Sehun: and i never expected him to just come out like this

Kris: just compliment his and and he'll be fine

Kris: oh,yes

Kris: his face

Kris: compliment his face,ok?

Kris: he is your lover,you should be able to handle him

Sehun: what?

Kris: friend

Kris: he is your friend

Kris: lover

Kris: i have to go

Sehun: this hyung

Sehun: anyone else?

Baekhyun: take a picture.

Suho: i am out of this.

Luhan: me and Minseok are studying,stop ting

Luhan: i am muting our phones

Kai: back to practice.Need to wake Yixing hyung up.

Chen: Kyungsoo says hello

Sehun: i don't need hello

Chen: he says that u should be nice to him and says Tao can be cheered up very easily

Chen: he also says that u should be gentle to him

Sehun: what r u even saying?!

Chen: ^^ Good luck,kid.

Sehun: aish,he is whining

Sehun: here i go.

 

Take care~

 

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eunhaecupcake000 #1
Chapter 29: I love the idea of this nonsensical manhwa!!
eunhaecupcake000 #2
Chapter 26: My God!!! Lay is the cutest and most random!!! I laughed SO hard when he said his s were hard and he just wanted to report his condition!
SapphireBluePrincess #3
Chapter 16: Whenever I miss OT12, I always go back to this fic. This basically relives the memorable events (publicized) of our OT12. I get nostalgic reading the chapters of this story but I don’t mind, I enjoy reminiscing everything. EXO OT12 was a beautiful nightmare for me. The memories were amazing and just plain beautiful, yet painful at the same time. But it was the reality.

And it’s good that us, first generation EXO stans, have this fic. Thank you so much authornim.


(( though it’s sad that you deleted the other chapters but still, thank you for keeping this! ❤️ ))
b2uty4kiki #4
Chapter 47: This was so good, I read all of them in one sitting.. I'm sad that you deleted some though :(
peterpain #5
Chapter 48: But why? I loved all this
DyoBaoziYoda
#6
Chapter 48: msy I ask why you're deleting?? :( your stories are niceee
kyoongnim
#7
Chapter 47: i laugh so hard that i fartD;;
lostofinspiration #8
Love your writing style for these.
SVTDarino101
#9
Chapter 47: These were awesome!! Great job!! I love chatroom fics because I have one as well!! This one is so much better tho! It is so much more funny!! I can't stop laughing!!
SwindlerLNoko
#10
Chapter 47: When is "that night"? What happened "that night"?