Do You Have Egg?

EXO Text Messages

'"Accept who you are.Unles you are a serial killer."

- Ellen DeGeneres,Seriously...I'm Kidding.

 

 

Cause you guys are cute ^^

Enjoy~

 

Chen: Ya,Baekhyun,

Chen: ya

Chen: do you have eggs?

Baekhyun: i have ^^

Chen: the r u saying?

Baekhyun: the r u saying?

Chen: i said if u have eggs?!

Baekhyun: how am i suppose to understand that?

Chen: it is in Korean! You are Korean! and as far as i know,you are ing fluent in Korean!

Chen: Do.You.Have.Eggs?!

Baekhyun: i thought it was a trick question! like one of those ual questions that u answer without thinking and end up with everyone laughing at you!

Chen: so u came back with "i have "?

Baekhyun: besides,why would u even ask me a question like that?

Chen: cause i ing need egg?

Baekhyun: shut up.

Baekhyun: it's ing 7 am.

Chen: when did you go to sleep?

Baekhyun: never did.

Baekhyun: we came back at around 4

Baekhyun: i guess i'll just sleep in the van

Baekhyun: u guys r leaving today,right?

Chen: yeah

Chen: so,do u have egg or not?

D.O: we do

D.O: u could have just opened ur door,knocked on ours and asked for it

Chen: i am half ,i haven't brushed my teeth nor washed my face.

Chanyeol: dude,we have seen you with unbrushed teeth and unwashed face.

Chen: ok,i am just feeling lazy today.

Suho: did u guys know that Tao sneaked out last night?

Kris: yeah,heard him

Tao: i thought everyone was sleeping

Kris: u knocked over something and started to ing curse 

Kris: of course we heard u

Tao: and how come nobody came out to ask me where i was going

Luhan: Sehun

Luhan: where else would u go?

Sehun: hyung,take this thing away from me

Luhan: enjoy him while u can,u know u r gonna end up missing him

Kai: what do we eat?

Chanyeol: u r actually awake?

Kai: Joonmyun hyung said he'll buy me if i wake up without making u guys cry for once

Suho: i did not say that i will buy a !

Suho: i said i will buy u anything u want

Suho: and u happend to be wanting

Kai: so,what do we eat?

Xiumin: r u guys feeding this kid?

Kai: no,they are not

Baekhyun: he is 18,he is always hungry

Chanyeol: and always

D.O: u have no idea how hard it is for us to raise him and Sehun

Kris: things r gonna get tougher for all of us now that Sehun and Tao are gonna be apart

Tao: Duizhang!

Sehun: again

Sehun: take this thing away from me

D.O: shut up

D.O: be nice to your wife

Kai: i am gonna order chicken

Kai: screw you all

Lay: when do we go?

Lay: do we get up now?

Lay: good morning

Luhan: morning

Luhan: we r gonna leave in 1 hour

Luhan: hurry up and take a shower,Minseok is already having one

Lay: okay

Chanyeol: Heol

Chanyeol: Jongin ordered chicken for real!

Kai: please wake me up when it arrives,hyungnims.

Chen: i dozed off for a minute

Chen: i'll come and get the eggs

Chen: or can u bring it to here?

D.O: No

Chen: please?

D.O: you

Chen: i'll give you fruit

D.O: we gave u that fruit basket!

Kris: ing just stay in bed,u bastard

Kris: i'll go

Kris: and bring Tao back too

Suho: him and Sehun r taking a shower

Kris: of course they are

Kris: Yixing is too,and Luhan just now joined Minseok

Baekhyun: daebak,Luhan hyung has started to take shower together?

Kris: only with Minseok for now

Chanyeol: i just realized

Chanyeol: u guys r leaving in one hour but we still have like 3 more hours!

Chanyeol: why the am i getting up and getting ready?

Kris: don't u wanna send us off?

Chanyeol: u r gonna be back in a week

Lay: somebody bring me conditioner

Lay: aish,my eyes hurt

Lay: ya,there is no conditioner in here

Baekhyun: i'll bring it to you ^^

Lay: thanks,the door is unlocked.

D.O: what is with the being kind?

Baekhyun: i really need to pee and the lovers have locked the doors

D.O: who is in the other one?

Baekhyun: *** hyung (referring to one of their managers)

Chen: can u bring the eggs too?

Baekhyun: i thought Yifan hyung is coming over for that?

Chen: he gave up on that,joined Yixing hyung for shower

Chanyeol: i really should take a shower too

Sehun: we r already out

Sehun: please go in

Baekhyun: i call it!

Baekhyun: i need to pee!

Lay: ya,my conditioner!

Baekhyun: but my balls...

Chanyeol: the chicken is here

Chanyeol: Joonmyun hyung?

Suho: wake Jongin up.

Chanyeol: he is flat broke.

Chanyeol: please pay for his chicken

D.O: aish,i'll bring the chicken and the conditioner.

Chen: thanks,baby.

D.O: i'll stuff a potato into ur nostril

Tao: Minseok hyung,good morning

Tao: r u out of shower?

Xiumin: just now

Xiumin: why?

Tao: take Lu ge and come

Tao: Jongin ordered too much chicken,Joonmyun hyung is using his card,kekekeke ^^

Chen: for 's sake,you guys should get Kyungsoo wear some pants

Chen: how can just come here like that?????

Luhan: is anyone gonna tell Jongin that he doesn't need to be awake this early?

Kai: he knows

Kai: i wanna see u guys off,hyung ^^

Kai: come have some chicken

Kai: there is plenty

Sehun: can u send Aloe Juice with Kyungsoo hyung?

Xiumin: he is taking a shower.

Sehun: did he bring his clothes?

Xiumin: nope

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And so continues their hectic morning routine.

 

I am writing this fluffy Xiuhan story.

The Wish Upon a Star.

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eunhaecupcake000 #1
Chapter 29: I love the idea of this nonsensical manhwa!!
eunhaecupcake000 #2
Chapter 26: My God!!! Lay is the cutest and most random!!! I laughed SO hard when he said his s were hard and he just wanted to report his condition!
SapphireBluePrincess #3
Chapter 16: Whenever I miss OT12, I always go back to this fic. This basically relives the memorable events (publicized) of our OT12. I get nostalgic reading the chapters of this story but I don’t mind, I enjoy reminiscing everything. EXO OT12 was a beautiful nightmare for me. The memories were amazing and just plain beautiful, yet painful at the same time. But it was the reality.

And it’s good that us, first generation EXO stans, have this fic. Thank you so much authornim.


(( though it’s sad that you deleted the other chapters but still, thank you for keeping this! ❤️ ))
b2uty4kiki #4
Chapter 47: This was so good, I read all of them in one sitting.. I'm sad that you deleted some though :(
peterpain #5
Chapter 48: But why? I loved all this
DyoBaoziYoda
#6
Chapter 48: msy I ask why you're deleting?? :( your stories are niceee
kyoongnim
#7
Chapter 47: i laugh so hard that i fartD;;
lostofinspiration #8
Love your writing style for these.
SVTDarino101
#9
Chapter 47: These were awesome!! Great job!! I love chatroom fics because I have one as well!! This one is so much better tho! It is so much more funny!! I can't stop laughing!!
SwindlerLNoko
#10
Chapter 47: When is "that night"? What happened "that night"?