Do You Have Egg?
EXO Text Messages'"Accept who you are.Unles you are a serial killer."
- Ellen DeGeneres,Seriously...I'm Kidding.
Cause you guys are cute ^^
Enjoy~
Chen: Ya,Baekhyun,
Chen: ya
Chen: do you have eggs?
Baekhyun: i have ^^
Chen: the r u saying?
Baekhyun: the r u saying?
Chen: i said if u have eggs?!
Baekhyun: how am i suppose to understand that?
Chen: it is in Korean! You are Korean! and as far as i know,you are ing fluent in Korean!
Chen: Do.You.Have.Eggs?!
Baekhyun: i thought it was a trick question! like one of those ual questions that u answer without thinking and end up with everyone laughing at you!
Chen: so u came back with "i have "?
Baekhyun: besides,why would u even ask me a question like that?
Chen: cause i ing need egg?
Baekhyun: shut up.
Baekhyun: it's ing 7 am.
Chen: when did you go to sleep?
Baekhyun: never did.
Baekhyun: we came back at around 4
Baekhyun: i guess i'll just sleep in the van
Baekhyun: u guys r leaving today,right?
Chen: yeah
Chen: so,do u have egg or not?
D.O: we do
D.O: u could have just opened ur door,knocked on ours and asked for it
Chen: i am half ,i haven't brushed my teeth nor washed my face.
Chanyeol: dude,we have seen you with unbrushed teeth and unwashed face.
Chen: ok,i am just feeling lazy today.
Suho: did u guys know that Tao sneaked out last night?
Kris: yeah,heard him
Tao: i thought everyone was sleeping
Kris: u knocked over something and started to ing curse
Kris: of course we heard u
Tao: and how come nobody came out to ask me where i was going
Luhan: Sehun
Luhan: where else would u go?
Sehun: hyung,take this thing away from me
Luhan: enjoy him while u can,u know u r gonna end up missing him
Kai: what do we eat?
Chanyeol: u r actually awake?
Kai: Joonmyun hyung said he'll buy me if i wake up without making u guys cry for once
Suho: i did not say that i will buy a !
Suho: i said i will buy u anything u want
Suho: and u happend to be wanting
Kai: so,what do we eat?
Xiumin: r u guys feeding this kid?
Kai: no,they are not
Baekhyun: he is 18,he is always hungry
Chanyeol: and always
D.O: u have no idea how hard it is for us to raise him and Sehun
Kris: things r gonna get tougher for all of us now that Sehun and Tao are gonna be apart
Tao: Duizhang!
Sehun: again
Sehun: take this thing away from me
D.O: shut up
D.O: be nice to your wife
Kai: i am gonna order chicken
Kai: screw you all
Lay: when do we go?
Lay: do we get up now?
Lay: good morning
Luhan: morning
Luhan: we r gonna leave in 1 hour
Luhan: hurry up and take a shower,Minseok is already having one
Lay: okay
Chanyeol: Heol
Chanyeol: Jongin ordered chicken for real!
Kai: please wake me up when it arrives,hyungnims.
Chen: i dozed off for a minute
Chen: i'll come and get the eggs
Chen: or can u bring it to here?
D.O: No
Chen: please?
D.O: you
Chen: i'll give you fruit
D.O: we gave u that fruit basket!
Kris: ing just stay in bed,u bastard
Kris: i'll go
Kris: and bring Tao back too
Suho: him and Sehun r taking a shower
Kris: of course they are
Kris: Yixing is too,and Luhan just now joined Minseok
Baekhyun: daebak,Luhan hyung has started to take shower together?
Kris: only with Minseok for now
Chanyeol: i just realized
Chanyeol: u guys r leaving in one hour but we still have like 3 more hours!
Chanyeol: why the am i getting up and getting ready?
Kris: don't u wanna send us off?
Chanyeol: u r gonna be back in a week
Lay: somebody bring me conditioner
Lay: aish,my eyes hurt
Lay: ya,there is no conditioner in here
Baekhyun: i'll bring it to you ^^
Lay: thanks,the door is unlocked.
D.O: what is with the being kind?
Baekhyun: i really need to pee and the lovers have locked the doors
D.O: who is in the other one?
Baekhyun: *** hyung (referring to one of their managers)
Chen: can u bring the eggs too?
Baekhyun: i thought Yifan hyung is coming over for that?
Chen: he gave up on that,joined Yixing hyung for shower
Chanyeol: i really should take a shower too
Sehun: we r already out
Sehun: please go in
Baekhyun: i call it!
Baekhyun: i need to pee!
Lay: ya,my conditioner!
Baekhyun: but my balls...
Chanyeol: the chicken is here
Chanyeol: Joonmyun hyung?
Suho: wake Jongin up.
Chanyeol: he is flat broke.
Chanyeol: please pay for his chicken
D.O: aish,i'll bring the chicken and the conditioner.
Chen: thanks,baby.
D.O: i'll stuff a potato into ur nostril
Tao: Minseok hyung,good morning
Tao: r u out of shower?
Xiumin: just now
Xiumin: why?
Tao: take Lu ge and come
Tao: Jongin ordered too much chicken,Joonmyun hyung is using his card,kekekeke ^^
Chen: for 's sake,you guys should get Kyungsoo wear some pants
Chen: how can just come here like that?????
Luhan: is anyone gonna tell Jongin that he doesn't need to be awake this early?
Kai: he knows
Kai: i wanna see u guys off,hyung ^^
Kai: come have some chicken
Kai: there is plenty
Sehun: can u send Aloe Juice with Kyungsoo hyung?
Xiumin: he is taking a shower.
Sehun: did he bring his clothes?
Xiumin: nope
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And so continues their hectic morning routine.
I am writing this fluffy Xiuhan story.
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