I Told Him to Tell Him to Tell Him

EXO Text Messages

 

"I like nonsense,it wakes up the brain cells.Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living."

- Dr.Seuss

 

 

 

I am so tired right now but i wanted to write an update for you guys ^^

Aren't i nice?

I wish to apologize in advance for being extremely high from exhaustion but still writing this chapter.

This chapter may or may not make sense.

Enjoy~

Suho: Chanyeol,where r u?

Suho: where is my coffee?

Chanyeol: i am back at the dorm,what coffee?

Suho: didn't Sehun tell you to get us coffee before leaving?

Chanyeol: no? was he supposed to?

Suho: well,i did ask him to tell you to get us some coffee

Sehun: i told Yixing hyung,i had to leave so i told him to tell Chanyeol hyung to get coffee before leaving

Suho: u told Yixing to remember something?

Chanyeol: Yixing hyung? seriously?

Lay: hey,i did not forget that

Lay: but Lulu called me so i saw Kyungsoo and i told him to tell Chanyeol to get coffee

Luhan: don't call me Lulu

Kris: because only i can,right?

Luhan: don't make me swear in front of the kids,Yifan

Kai: why? u do it all the time

Luhan: ^^

Kai: Kyungsoo is sleeping,but he told me to tell Chanyeol hyung to get you coffee

Kai: and later on i ran into Baekhyun hyung in the bathroom and

Suho: i don't care,where is coffee?

Suho: please

Baekhyun: what was that kid's name...

Baekhyun: oh yeah,Tao

Baekhyun: he was leaving when i was coming in so i told him

Tao: u told me what?

Baekhyun: that Junmyeon hyung told Sehun to tell Chanyeol to get coffee but Sehun told Yixing hyung

Baekhyun: and Yixing hyung told Kyungsoo and Kyungsoo told Jongin and Jongin told me and i told you to tell Chanyeol to get coffee for Junmyeon hyung

Tao: oh yeah,i told Yifan gege to get some and also buy some snacks

Suho: Kris hyung? T.T

Kris: Jongdae

Kris: where is Kim Jongdae,i gave him my wallet,he went out to buy food for everyone

Kris: and coffee,Junmyeon,don't worry

Chanyeol: i am going to sleep now

Chanyeol: hope you will find your coffee

Suho: what is this,why isn't he picking up his phone

Tao: maybe he ran away with Duizhang's wallet

Tao: i always knew he can't be trusted

Chen: ya,i am waiting in the line

Chen: even the mighty Kim Jongdae can't cut the line

Xiumin: mighty Kim Jongdae? ^^

Chen: yes,peasent,what do you want?

Xiumin: ?

Chen: i am so sorry,hyung

Chen: i thought Tao would answer

Chen: so sorry,i would never say that to you

Chen: you know that,right? i love you,hyung!

Tao: we debuted last year,we are on a break

Tao: and u r calling yourself mighty Kim Jongdae?

Sehun: Tao,where the are you?

Tao: i am coming,i am coming,stop asking

Sehun: u said u would be here 20 minutes ago

Tao: and?

Sehun: it has been 22 minutes

Tao: u r annoying

Tao: let's break up

Sehun: as if i would date a frog face like you

Baekhyun: you two need to stay away from each other for a while

Kai: what happened?

Kai: did hyung get his coffee?

Sehun: apparently Yixing hyung told Kyungsoo hyung to tell Chanyeol hyung to get Junmyeon hyung's coffee

Sehun: and somehow now Jongdae hyung is buying it

Tao: Jongdae hyung stole Yifan gege's wallet

Chen: u piece of

Kris: Junmyeon

Kris: next time,

Kris: just get your own coffee

Suho: i never regretted anything this much in my life

Suho: and i have to say,i regretted lots of things

Luhan: it is just like how we live in the dorm

Luhan: last night,Sehun yelled for an hour to get the room's light turned off

Sehun: but i was already in my bed

Sehun: comfortable and ready to sleep

Sehun: i had to get someone else do

Sehun: u guys are just all jerks to not help me

Kai: i helped you

Sehun: yeah,u turned it on and off until my eyes hurt and u left it on

Sehun:

Luhan: thought we were minding our language?

Sehun: yeah,i thought about that

Sehun: it is not gonna work

Suho: then u and Tao should just talk in private

Suho: i don't even know how u know those words

Sehun: then i called for Kyungsoo hyung and he was busy so he called for Minseok hyung but he was already sleeping

Sehun: and then Luhan hyung asked for help from Yifan hyung who was putting on mask and asked for Yixing hyung

Sehun: who got distracted on the way by Baekhyun hyung and then Chanyeol hyung actually turned it off for me

Sehun: but then Tao came and then

Baekhyun: we get it,we get it

Baekhyun: we at doing the things we are asked to do

Chen: done

Chen: i'll be there in 3 minutes

Sehun: Tao!

Tao: i am almost there,why do u have to drag me to get ur hair dyed?

Sehun: u said u wanted to come!

Tao: i said i don't want u to go

Sehun: so i told u to come over!

Baekhyun: u two want the same ing thing

Baehyun: now shut up and kiss

Baekhyun: ^^

Sehun: hyung,not funny

Lay: i think it was funny

Kris: u think everything Baekhyun said is funny

Lay: true

Lay: he is funny ^^

Luhan: what has Chanyeol been doing?

Luhan: why is he snoring this loud?

Baekhyun: right? right?! record it,i cant sleep at night because of him and he won't believe me 

Kai: i have been observing Junmyeon hyung for a while now

Chen: i have to go,something came up

Suho: i beg your pardon?

Chen: don't worry,i saw Yixing hyung at the entrance

Chen: told him to give it to you

Chen: don't worry,i am pretty sure he will go straight to you

Suho: why

Suho: why do u guys

Suho: why

Kai: i think his soul is slowly leaving his body,he is just staring at his phone

 

Anyone here has an EXO blog? 

Write me on Tumblr so i can check out your blog and maybe follow you?

I need more blogs to follow.

Now,i am off to sleep.Please leave me lots of love and comments ^^

Bye bye~

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eunhaecupcake000 #1
Chapter 29: I love the idea of this nonsensical manhwa!!
eunhaecupcake000 #2
Chapter 26: My God!!! Lay is the cutest and most random!!! I laughed SO hard when he said his s were hard and he just wanted to report his condition!
SapphireBluePrincess #3
Chapter 16: Whenever I miss OT12, I always go back to this fic. This basically relives the memorable events (publicized) of our OT12. I get nostalgic reading the chapters of this story but I don’t mind, I enjoy reminiscing everything. EXO OT12 was a beautiful nightmare for me. The memories were amazing and just plain beautiful, yet painful at the same time. But it was the reality.

And it’s good that us, first generation EXO stans, have this fic. Thank you so much authornim.


(( though it’s sad that you deleted the other chapters but still, thank you for keeping this! ❤️ ))
b2uty4kiki #4
Chapter 47: This was so good, I read all of them in one sitting.. I'm sad that you deleted some though :(
peterpain #5
Chapter 48: But why? I loved all this
DyoBaoziYoda
#6
Chapter 48: msy I ask why you're deleting?? :( your stories are niceee
kyoongnim
#7
Chapter 47: i laugh so hard that i fartD;;
lostofinspiration #8
Love your writing style for these.
SVTDarino101
#9
Chapter 47: These were awesome!! Great job!! I love chatroom fics because I have one as well!! This one is so much better tho! It is so much more funny!! I can't stop laughing!!
SwindlerLNoko
#10
Chapter 47: When is "that night"? What happened "that night"?