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EXO Text Messages

"The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.

- Mark Twain.

 

 

You guys are so sweet T^T

Thank you...

Enjoy~

 

Sehun: wow

Sehun: hyung

Sehun: whoever u are,you didn't have to do this

Sehun: flower,really?

Sehun: i know i am pretty and all but u didn't have to gift me with this many flowers

Baekhyun: is someone trying to seduce you?

Sehun: such a burden to be this handsome

Baekhyun: when did this kid become like this?

Chen: he was always like this

Tao: it is called flower bouquet,u

Tao: and it is not for you,it is for me

Sehun: then why did you leave it on my bed?!

Tao: to show it off

Sehun: assbutt

Tao: aren't they beautiful?

Sehun: unlike you,yes

Chanyeol: maybe Tao really did gave you the flowers

Chanyeol: and just got shy when you texted everyone like this

Lay: they are so cute

Sehun: we are not!

Tao: we are not!

Suho: cute

Sehun: not funny!

Tao: hyung!

Lay: must be nice to have someone special in your life

Chen: hyung ^^

Chen: you will soon have a girlfriend and you will be the best boyfriend for her

Chen: you are naturally very romantic

Luhan: a bit dumb,but yeah,romantic ^^

Lay: how?

Baekhyun: u fed Kris hyung in bed when he got sick

Baekhyun: u always wash my back for me ^^

Baekhyun: u r cute and innocent

Lay: no,i meant how am i dumb?

Baekhyun: ummm,u end up catching Kris hyung's cold while feeding him

Chanyeol: washed Baekhyun's back with a shampoo

Lay: they all smell nice

Chanyeol: u do know how to read,right?

Chen: you believed me when i said Jongin has a massive

Chen: and that is why he always wears pants at home even if it is hot

Kai: so i owe you my gratitute for Yixing hyung hugging me and telling me that i am okay the way i am?

Chen: He did that? awww

Kai: hyung!

Lay: so you don't have a massive ?

Kai: no,hyung.

Lay: then is it small?

Kai: no,it's normal,hyung,what the hell.Please

Kris: Yixing,stop scaring Jongin

Sehun: who knew Jongin could be so shy

Chanyeol: he is very romantic too

Kai: huh? me?

Chanyeol: you have dogs.You love your dogs.Any guy who loves dogs is romantic

D.O: what kind of reason is that?

Chen: this drama is boring

Chen: these things never happen in real life,and it is too cheesy to call it romantic

Luhan: they seem so cause you have never been in love

Chen: oh,so you have been in love?

Kris: Minseok

Luhan: wanna get kicked in your face?

Kris: what? i am just calling for Minseok

Xiumin: yes?

Kris: just felt like saying your name

Chen: oh,come on.People don't look that good under rain!

Chen: hair doesn't just stand that way

Baekhyun: why do u sound like a guy who got dumped?

Chen: wish i really did get dumped.That means i had a girlfriend at some point

Chen: a perfectly romantic guy is being wasted in here!

Lay: how do you treat your girlfriend? surely not like how you do to us...

Chen: i am super nice ^^ 

Chen: it just comes out naturally,i would want to please her in every way

Chanyeol: Hmmmmm ^^

Chen: what?

Chanyeol: Hmmmmm ^^

Chen: stop that

Baekhyun: Hmmmmm ^^

Chen: you idiots,you guys will never get girlfriends

Baekhyun: why you think so?

Baekhyun: i am a very charming man,you know?

Chen: Hmmmmmm ^^

Tao: i feel like Baekhyun hyung would wake up his girlfriend by splashing water on her face

Sehun: like he did to you?

Tao: that was different.He spit on me

Baekhyun: I did not spit on you! I spit out the water that was in my mouth.There is a difference

Suho: i will never ask you to wake anyone ever again

Baekhyun: hey,it was effective

Suho: hearing Tao's shriek in the dawn is not something i wanna go through again

Tao: i did not shriek

D.O: right

D.O: you screamed

D.O: as if someone bit your

Baekhyun: how does one scream when they get their bitten?

D.O: shall i let your hear with your own voice?

Baekhyun: you are so not cute!

D.O: when did i ever said i was cute?

Baekhyun: scary evil doll

Sehun: doll?

Baekhyun: he is small ^^

Chanyeol: yeah,and you are so big ^^

Suho: Kyungsoo,did you have a girlfriend before?

D.O: Guess

Tao: i thought Kyungsoo

Tao: never mind

Xiumin: now that i think about it,i don't know much about Kyungsoo

Chen: scary Kyungsoo,scary T.T

Kris: Jongin?

Kai: Yes?

Kris: did Kyungsoo have a lover before?

Kai: i don't know.Why are you asking me?

Luhan: cause you are the only one he talks to ^^ 

D.O: how mean.I treat you guys equally

Baekhyun: huh?

D.O: except Baekhyun

Baekhyun: i am your hyung,you

D.O: except Baekhyun hyung

Sehun: Kyungsoo hyung

Sehun: if you had a week with your lover.Where would you take her?

D.O: just stay at home

D.O: there are lots of things you can do at home

Sehun: boring.

Tao: you will die alone.

D.O: i bet you will get dumped the moment you confess

Kris: you mean rejected?

D.O: nah,if i were a girl i would accept his confession and then when he is all "really?" i would say no and walk away

Tao: i would never fall for a girl like you

Tao: and you are missing out a lot.Unlike you,i like to go out and travel

Xiumin: Like you took out Sehun?

Baekhyun: walking on the beach together

Baekhyun: how romantic ^^

Tao: Sehun begged to come

Sehun: Tao begged me to come

Tao: you idiot

Sehun: Ya!

Kai: Tao may be charming,he gives lots gifts and is kind

Kai: even though he is whiny and too needy

Chanyeol: why do we never have foooood?

D.O: cause you always eat them all

Suho: has anyone seen Yixing?

Kai: thought he was with you?

Suho: was

Suho: he is gone,his phone is here

Kris: bathroom?

Suho: checked

Kris: well,he didn't come here

Chanyeol: Baekhyun,when will you ever clean your bed?

Baekhyun: when you become as tall as me

Xiumin: me and Luhan are heading back

Xiumin: anything you guys want? Chanyeol,Jongdae? who else is home?

Tao: Can you bring that bread with that thing that you brought the other day? it was super delicious

Xiumin: sure ^^

Chen: ah,of course he can't confess.Cause he loves her too much.So he needs to let her go

Chen: bull

Chen: you all end up together anyway

Kris: Junmyeon,where did you go? i found Yixing

Suho: 2nd floor,where is he?

Kris: the very room you just left

Suho: ???

Kris: you should have checked behind the couch,he is sleeping

Suho: of course he is,i am coming

Baekhyun: Tao?

Baekhyun: why do you have condoms in your locker?

Tao: what? i don't!

Sehun: condoms?

Suho: condoms

Suho: what condoms? Tao?

Suho: you have someone? but i thought,

Suho: who? Tao?

Tao: they are not mine,i swear

Tao: i am not dating!

Baekhyun: guys

Kris: Tao,you have to be honest

Tao: what,you don't believe me?

Kris: i know how one can become when they are in love,don't give me attitude

Luhan: how come we didn't know?

Chen: this doesn't make sense.Tao cannot be dating

Baekhyun: guys

Chanyeol: when did he

Chanyeol: this is serious

D.O: what do we do?

Kai: we tell.At least to some people.

Baekhyun: guys

Sehun: how come you never told me?

Tao: calm down,

Tao: what the hell,i dont know who put them there but i don't have anyone!

Tao: i have been loyal to my right hand for heaven knows how long!

Baekhyun: guys,it is a chocolate

Baekhyun: in shape of a

Tao: i remember

Tao: someone kept giving me those! so i just put them there,and,hyung!

Chanyeol: you,Baekhyun

Kai: back to practice

Chen: and here i thought the kid has some balls

Xiumin: what the hell did i miss? Tao i bought your bread

Suho: give me a break....

Kris: wow,they really look like condoms

Baekhyun: he came down,running with all his might ^^

Kris: why do you have so much?

Tao: i don't know,someone keeps sending me.For 2 months now

Baekhyun: let's eat them ^^

Tao: one of these days,i am gonna gift them to fans,in hope to give them back to their owner

Tao: hold on,Baekhyun hyung

Tao: why did you even open my locker?!

Here,wet Jongdae

Hope he will visit you in your dream tonight~

in case anyone wonders; the title of the chapter is not related to the chapter itself.

It was just 4 pm in here when i updated.

Also,yummmm >.<

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eunhaecupcake000 #1
Chapter 29: I love the idea of this nonsensical manhwa!!
eunhaecupcake000 #2
Chapter 26: My God!!! Lay is the cutest and most random!!! I laughed SO hard when he said his s were hard and he just wanted to report his condition!
SapphireBluePrincess #3
Chapter 16: Whenever I miss OT12, I always go back to this fic. This basically relives the memorable events (publicized) of our OT12. I get nostalgic reading the chapters of this story but I don’t mind, I enjoy reminiscing everything. EXO OT12 was a beautiful nightmare for me. The memories were amazing and just plain beautiful, yet painful at the same time. But it was the reality.

And it’s good that us, first generation EXO stans, have this fic. Thank you so much authornim.


(( though it’s sad that you deleted the other chapters but still, thank you for keeping this! ❤️ ))
b2uty4kiki #4
Chapter 47: This was so good, I read all of them in one sitting.. I'm sad that you deleted some though :(
peterpain #5
Chapter 48: But why? I loved all this
DyoBaoziYoda
#6
Chapter 48: msy I ask why you're deleting?? :( your stories are niceee
kyoongnim
#7
Chapter 47: i laugh so hard that i fartD;;
lostofinspiration #8
Love your writing style for these.
SVTDarino101
#9
Chapter 47: These were awesome!! Great job!! I love chatroom fics because I have one as well!! This one is so much better tho! It is so much more funny!! I can't stop laughing!!
SwindlerLNoko
#10
Chapter 47: When is "that night"? What happened "that night"?