"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination."

- Mark Twain.

Because i am feeling like getting some done.

Fighting ^^

Enjoy~

Xiumin: huh,no one is home

Xiumin: guys

Xiumin: has anyone seen my slippers?

Tao: Sehun threw it to my face this morning

Sehun: because u threw the other one to my face!

Tao: u wouldn't get up

Sehun: i was eating

Tao: u were watching a tv

Sehun: Jongin was lying on me

Kai: i was tired

Baekhyun: after sleeping for 10 hours straight?

Kai: that only happened because i was awake for 100 hours straight

Chen: so u decided to sleep on Sehun

Chen: interesting

Baekhyun: u once dozed off while sitting on a toilet

Chen: who told u and Chanyeol to take so long to shower

Baekhyun: interesting how u didn't get out and just decided to sit there and wait

Chanyeol: u r not the one to make fun someone's odd sleeping habits

D.O: didn't u fell asleep on the kitchen floor while looking for Yixing hyung's earing?

Lay: he was looking for it cause i said he can have it if he can find it

D.O: u really were thinking to give it him,weren't u?

Lay: of course

Lay: i just told u so

D.O: Ah,hyung

D.O: that is not how u live

Chen: especially not how to treat Baekhyun

Suho: guys,

Suho: Minseok hyung asked u a question

Kai: ok,who the hell drew all these hearts on my locker?

Baekhyun: Chanyeol

Chanyeol: Baekhyun.

Kai: don't u two have anything better to do?

Kai: i mean,i know i am handsome and stuff

Kai: but u guys are married,get a hold of yourself

Kris: Tao

Kris: u with Sehun?

Tao: yeah,we r gonna have lunch

Kris: smack him for me

Tao: pleasure!

Sehun: Ya

Sehun: why?

Sehun: i mean hyung

Sehun: why?

Kris: u took my underwear again,didn't u?

Sehun: no,i didn't

Chanyeol: i did

Kris: Ya!

Chanyeol: i asked Luhan hyung and he said i can

Kris: u could have asked him about murdering me and he still would have said u can!

Kai: Kris hyung is pissed

Chanyeol: lend him ur boxer?

Kai: of course i will,unlike Luhan hyung

Kai: i don't live to make Kris hyung's life miserable

Kris: where is Luhan?

Xiumin: sleeping

Xiumin: he is sleeping,found him

Kris: strangle him

Suho: hyung,did u find ur slipper?

Lay: my s are hard

Baekhyun: ahahahahahahahaha,

Baekhyun: what now?

Lay: they r hard

Chen: and?

Lay: ^^ nothing,just wanted to report my condition

Chanyeol: cute,hyung i so cute

Kris: u r at the store,right?

Lay: yes?

Kris: nothing.

Tao: Ewww,the way Sehun eats

Tao: and he is cursing me with his mouth full!

Tao: he is an animal

D.O: and u love animals

Kris: ya,what did u guys do with Minseok's slippers?

Chanyeol: the last time i saw it,Tao was holding it and was chasing Sehun 

Baekhyun: Sehun stepped on your bracelted and crushed it

Kris: whcih one?

Baekhyun: one of the many that u own

Lay: Hehe

Chanyeol: remember when Kris hyung fell and broke Tao's ceramic cat?

Kris: the little wasn't even concerned about my

Chen: he just shoved u aside,i laughed so hard

Tao: why would i be concerned about ge's ?

Chanyeol: u r right,hyung should be concerned about urs,right?

Baekhyun: bottom

Sehun: keke,Tao just slammed the table and hurt his hand

Sehun: idiot

Baekhyun: probably because of ual frustration

Lay: Baekhyun is funny ^^

Suho: u guys still haven't helped Minseok hyung

Chen: Kyungsoo,why do u always go alone?

Chen: we could have gone together

D.O: cause i need peace and some rest from mentally challenged people

Kai: meaning us?

D.O: yeah

Kris: Chanyeol,i should wax your leg hair

Chanyeol: like we did to yours?

Chen: that was such a good time

Baekhyun: we almost died

Baekhyun: totally worth it

Kris: i'll wax every single hair u have on your body

Kai: i only had pink,so now he is wearing hot pink boxer ^^

Lay: i didn't know u liked pink

Kai: Kyungsoo bought it for me

Lay: Kyungsoo never buys anything for me

Baekhyun: Kyungsoo never buys anything for anyone

Baekhyun: he is raising Jongin well to eat it when Jongin gets ready

Lay: u r funny!

Baekhyun: ^^/

D.O: screw u all,i am out.

Kai: why do u have to that much? u know he is sensitve

Baekhyun: and u know he doesn't take me seriously?

Kai: true

Kai: gotta go,me and Kris hyung gonna have lunch too

Kai: good luck in finding your slippers,Minseok hyung

Baekhyun: is anyone in mood for soup?

Baekhyun: i want some Ox Bone Soup

Lay: me!

Baekhyun: at this rate you r gonna fall for me too

Lay: too?

Baekhyun: Chanyeol,Kris hyung,Sehun,they have all fallen for me

Chanyeol: i pity your sanity

Lay: but he is funny and cute

Sehun: i thought i was funny and cute

Baekhyun: Yixing hyung,u still at that music store?

Lay: yep

Suho: u went there at 9

Lay: and?

Suho: nothing

Tao: we gotta go,Sehun wants to buy some movie or something

Chen: ?

Baekhyun: buy some for us too

Tao: u know we can't do that publicly,right?

Baekhyun: so u really r gonna just buy some normal movie?

Tao: yes

Baekhyun: weird

Baekhyun: anyway,Yixing hyung,stay there,i'll come pick u up

Chen: u r gonna eat at that place where i sneezed and accidently ate your last piece of meat

Baekhyun: yes,u

Chen: i'll tag alone

Baekhyun: no,go away

Chen: i'll treat

Baekhyun: see in 25

Chanyel: i am gonna come too

Lay: Junmyeon?

Suho: sure ^^

Chanyeol: u gonna treat?

Suho: no

Chanyeol: u r gonna end up doing it anyway

Suho: it's not my fault that u guys spend ur money for things that attracts 4 year olds

Baekhyun: u should be glad we r not into toys

Baekhyun: ....or at least don't buy them

Suho: ya

Baekhyun: kidding

Baekhyun: but jokes are said at least half seriously

Xiumin: i just asked u guys if u knew where my slippers were,u know.

Annoy your friends~