"May you live every day of your life."

- Jonathan Swift

For EXO

Enjoy~

Chanyeol: so they are spamming me on Instagram

Chanyeol: warning me

Chanyeol: about a book that was sent to me

Chanyeol: "by mistake"

Chanyeol: a book that has me as the main character

Chanyeol: a book that is about me doing stuff with one of you guys

Chanyeol: a book that might contain some drawings of me doing some stuff with one of you guys

Baekhyun: probably me?

Chanyeol: yeah,probably

Chanyeol: what a way to get into the new year

Sehun: how calm of you

Chanyeol: yeah,i have changed

Baekhyun: i changed you

Chanyeol: true 

Chen: whose shoes are these?

Chen: put them in your own space! i am throwing them out

Sehun: Jongin's

Sehun: his closet is full,he said he will take care of it when he comes back

Kai: hyung,don't throw them out

Kai: i really have no space left

Chen: clear it up before tomorrow

Kai: okay

Kai: wait,i won't be there tomorrow 

Chen: i know,i am kidding

Chen: our Jongin is so cute

Chen: also,please stop drinking Yixing hyung's fruit yoghurts

Chen: am i the only one who can see his note stickers on the fridge?

Sehun: i feel sorry all of a sudden since he is not here 

D.O: Baekhyun,why did you stick a sticker on your laptop's camera?

Baekhyun: felt like someone was watching me through it

Kai: i heard one can actually do that,hack into your computer and watch and listen

Sehun: that is creepy

Sehun: actually useful if you were using it for good though

Baekhyun: yeah,and not to see my

Chanyeol: there is nothing to see in your

Baekhyun: how dare you

Suho: Chanyeol,is Minseok hyung in?

Chanyeol: yes,he is leaving tomorrow morning

Suho: why is his phone turned off?

Chanyeol: he says he can't find it and the battery must have died off

Suho: how can he not know where his phone is,he knows the whereabouts of everything and anything

Suho: even Baekhyun's hidden movies

Baekhyun: yeah,how does he do that? i hide very well

Suho: did he perhaps lost? we should get that line cancelled 

Kai: no need

Kai: i got his phone

Kai: thought it was mine and took it with me this morning

Kai: turns out i left mine back in the practice room

Chanyeol: when will you come back?

Kai: in 2 minutes

Sehun: buy some snacks

Kai: we have snacks

Sehun: not the ones i like

Kai: cause you finished them in one go

Tao: forget snacks,eat healthy

Tao: new year is here

Sehun: must be nice,eating home cooked meal

Tao: you would be having them too if you came with me

Tao: u r gonna go home,right?

Sehun: yeah,tomorrow

Sehun: that is a long time

Tao: told you to come with me

Luhan: Hello ^^

Tao: gege!

Sehun: happy new year,hyung

Luhan: you too

Kai: how are you? getting a day off?

Luhan: yeah

Luhan: heard you guys r also taking a break?

D.O: Hey,hyung

Luhan: Hi,Kyungsoo

Luhan: still sane?

D.O: barely

Chanyeol: Hyung! ^^

Luhan: Hey,Chanyeol ^^

Suho: Hyung

Suho: Happy new year

Luhan: Heeeeey

Luhan: this is your year

Luhan: you and Yixing are going to hit big 

Suho: will work hard,hyung

Luhan: as always ^^

Tao: Ge,watch us on 20th

Tao: well,Minseok hyung and me only

Luhan: of course

Luhan: where is Minseok?

Kai: he is turning on his phone right now

Luhan: how are you?

Kai: good

Kai: resting and eating all i want

Xiumin: Hey,Lulu

Luhan: Minseokkie ^^/

Xiumin: did you get scolded for telling Kris to call you?

Luhan: Nah

D.O: hyung,heard you did it only to let people know that you guys have been in contact

Luhan: maybe...

Baekhyun: whoa,hey,Luhan hyung

Baekhyun: hyung,hyung

Baekhyun: where is my envelope with full of money?

Luhan: where is my greeting,you brat?

Kris: Okay,i am here

Kris: what did i miss?

Tao: don't you know time?

Tao: you are late!

Kris: i was busy

Kris: and hello to you too

Kris: i wish you a healthy and successful new year too

Tao: why are you talking like me?

Suho: hey,hyung

Kris: hey

Chanyeol: Hi.hyung

Kris: Hi

D.O: Hello,hyung

Kris: Hey

Kai: hyung,hi

Kris: Jongin

Kai: did you get that message?

Kris: Yes,i did

Chanyeol: what message?

Kai: it is a secret

Chanyeol: i have seen you ,why r u keeping me secrets from me

Kai: wish i could keep my body secret too

Baekhyun: Kris hyung

Baekhyun: i miss you T.T

Kris: Hey,Baekhyun

Baekhyun: you better be busy in there

Baekhyun: get rich and buy a mansion

Baekhyun: then we can come over and have a party

Chen: i see eveyone is here

Chen: what is going on?

Sehun: Kris hyung is buying a mansion

Chen: already?

Kris: i am not buying a mansion

Chen: Hi,hyung

Chen: Hey,Luhan hyung

Luhan: Hi

Kris: Yes,hello

Kris: to everyone

Chanyeol: why not?

Luhan: why nto what?

Chanyeol: why isn't Kris hyung buying a mansion?

Luhan: cause he is an idiot

Kris: do you even know how much those things cost?

Chanyeol: i don't know

Chen: only those who plan to buy one know how much they cost

Baekhyun: hyung,do u not want us in your mansion? T.T

Kris: Baekhyun,please

Baekhyun: why? this is fun

Kris: i wouldn't invite you even if i had one anyway

Baekhyun: why not?

D.O: you are actually asking that?

Kris: Because,Baekhyun,you will probably come over with a cabbage and a radish as presents

Kris: and finish all my drinks

Baekhyun: ^^ how do you know me so well?

Tao: fascinating

Tao: i can actually hear his annoying voice saying that

Baekhyun: come on,hyung

Baekhyun: u know i don't even like to drink

Baekhyun: i drink for the fun of it

Kris: and that makes you even more scary

Kai: but drunk Baekhyun hyung is fun

Chanyeol: rememer when he cried and said that and did that,u know? ^^

Kai: yeah ^^

Sehun: i don't think any of us will ever forget when he cried and said that and did that,u know?

Luhan: drunk Yixing is hilarious

Luhan: where is Yixing? i just talked to him

Chen: i thought we were all here

Lay: i am here

Lay: eating

Lay: u guys go on ^^ i am reading

Chanyeol: you r not getting stalked in there,r u?

Kris: still do

Kai:

Kris: yeah,but Lulu gets worse than me

Xiumin: but still better than before,right?

Luhan: of course,nothing to worry about

Luhan: i am fine,really

Luhan: i get to sleep a lot,i even had some time to work out

Lay: you need to be happy

Lay: Lulu ^^

Luhan: i will ^^

Kai: Lulu

Luhan: i am still 4 years older than you

Kai: and you are still my son

Kris: still the same,i see

Chen: a lot happened though

Kris: like what?

Baekhyun: a gay book with Chanyeol got published

Kris: what?

Suho: what?

Chanyeol: it did not get published

Chanyeol: and i had no idea about it till today

Chanyeol: we will just see when i receive the parcel

Suho: i am getting a headache

Sehun: just like when you heard about that movie with characters "Baekhyun" and "Sehun"

Baekhyun: Kyungsoo actually didn't strangle me in any way that day

D.O: felt like u got enough for one day

Baekhyun: so you do care about me ^^

Chen: i think we can all agree on that since that night Kyungsoo fed you

D.O: don't talk about that night

Baekhyun: never talk about that night

Baekhyun: we don't talk about that night

Bakhyun: that night didn't happen

Baekhyun: that night doesn't exist

D.O: you can keep saying that

D.O: that night is not going to stop being true,being that it already happened and everything

Baehyun: i hate you

D.O: i know

Tao: i think it was cute

Chen: almost as cute as you

Tao: alright,what do you want from me?

Xiumin: Baekhyun

Xiumin: to think that,of all the stuff you have done,that is the one you are actually embarrassed about...

Baekhyun: well,i am also embarrassed about the stuff i said when i talked to Kris hyung that day

Baekhyun: and i also know what u guys said that day

Sehun: forget that night

Kai: that night didn't happen

Chanyeol: that night doesn't exist

Baekhyun: yeah,u guys can keep saying that

Baekhyun: that is not gonna make the night disappear,as it being already happened

Chen: do you think he will lose his memory if we can hit him hard enough in the right place?

Baekhyun: i think it was cute

Lay: I am done ^^

Lay: what r we talking about?

Luhan: weren't u reading?

Lay: got up to wash the dishes

Lay: and u guys type so fast

Chen: Kris hyung is buying a mansion

D.O: and Baekhyun is going to get him a radish

Baekhyun: and a cabbage

Suho: you guys are still on the cabbage?

Sehun: why?

Sehun: then you want us to go back to the gay movie?

Suho: what?

Kris: what?

Thank you~

EXO Text Messages: Bonus will be out when EXO has their comeback.

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