I Love You.No Homo Though.

EXO Text Messages

"In three words i can sum up everything i've learned about life: it goes on."

- Robert Frost.

 

 

 

i wasn't going to write today

But i just saw the 200 upvotes....

Ehe ^///^

Enjoy~

 

Lay: Jumyeon,did you know?

Lay: that fans like to pair us?

Suho: yes?

Lay: how come you didn't tell anything?

Suho: was...i suppose to? 

Suho: but don't worry,we are not even that popular

Lay: i got a drawing of us kissing

Suho: okay...

Suho: but we are not that unpopular either?

Baekhyun: the young ones are too popular

Chanyeol: dude,u have a girlfriend

Baekhyun: i am talking about Tao and Sehun

Chanyeol: oh

Sehun: this is getting boring

Chen: it was getting boring

Chen: then u and Tao went ahead to your honeymoon ^^

Chanyeol: by the way where is that kid? why isn't he cursing at us and threatening us?

D.O: i think he is sleeping,said he will nap until practice tonight

Tao: i am working out

Chanyeol: why? u have enough muscle

Chen: i think he is trying to make up for his lack of brain

Tao: you,Sehun

Sehun: what did i do?

Tao: wait,that is Jongdae hyung

Tao: i thought it was u

Chen: this is the result of getting insulted by Sehun everyday for years

Baekhyun: Sehun,i am bored.Why aren't u here to hug me when i am this loney?

Chanyeol: dude,u have a girlfriend!

Baekhyun: she is busy T.T

Sehun: i am getting my hair dyed

Chen: again?

Sehun: yeah,it is like i am on this competition to see who can get his hair dyed the most

Sehun: the problem is that i am the only contestant

Sehun: what about u?

Chen: in the studio with noona ^^

Chanyeol: i hope u will choke 

Chen: jealous?

Chanyeol: no

Chanyeol: Baekhyun,i once saw you your finger in your sleep

Baekhyun: what did i do?! why are u saying that now?

Chanyeol: i can't attack Jongdae,he has too much on me!

Tao: such a baby

Baekhyun: yeah,but this baby is going out with the girl of his dream

Baekhyun: what have u been doing lately? 

Tao: i have Sehun

Sehun: go away,don't drag me into this

Lay: Junmyeon

Lay: wanna kiss?

Suho: Yixing?

Lay: ^^ i am just in a very good mood today

Suho: and u want to kiss?

Lay: no,meaning that i am kidding with u ^^

Chen: Sehun totally corrupted our hyung

Suho: there

Suho: Yixing,u make a really popular pair with Sehun

Suho: did u know?

Lay: really?

D.O: is this hyung even real?

D.O: i feel like a demon whenever he talks

Baekhyun: u are a demon,u

D.O: then u won't mind if i kill you

D.O: since it is in my nature

Chanyeol: Don't just kill him.He dumped me.Am i not suffering enough? 

Chen: oh yeah,the one who is in love with a man with a girlfriend ^^

Chanyeol: T.T

Chanyeol: and now that Kris hyung isn't here,i have no one 

Chen: welcome to the straight line

Chanyeol: who is on the line?

Chen: me,Junmyeon hyung and you

Xiumin: when did i fall off the line?

Chen: i knew u were reading these

Xiumin: i prefer to just watch u guys from far. Like monkeys in the zoo

Tao: he insults us so calmly and we just...accept

Chen: u and Luhan hyung have been married for 10 years

Xiumin: ? ^^

Sehun: remember when fans thought Luhan hyung liked me?

Sehun: i always wondered why they can't see how obsessed he was with Minseok hyung

Baekhyun: but aren't they super popular now?

Suho: they are

Chanyeol: how do u know this stuff?

Suho: i have to know

Suho: believe me,i don't really like to know

Suho: cause more i know more i tend to think they r real

D.O: it is just that we are close...

Suho: i have to go,see u guys tonight

Suho: somebody wake Luhan hyung up without getting killed in the process of it

Suho: Minseok hyung?

Xiumin: i am out though,Baekhyun?

Baekhyun: he will kill me,i am just gonna continue to sloth on the couch

Baekhyun: make Kyungsoo do it? ^^

Kai: i am coming back,will be there in 10.I'll do it

Kai: why r u so afraid of that tiny hyung?

Chen: Jongin's posessiveness towards Kyungsoo...

Chen: dude,i thought u two really were dating

Kai: come again?

Chen: i thought u were dating

Chen: do u know how much u two changed each other?

Chen: Kyungsoo even got a soul!

Kai: he doesn't have a soul

Kai: he is a soul.He has a body.

Chen: that is it.You two r dating

Sehun: Jongin,is that really u? i guess u have to be Kyungsoo to get him say things like this

Lay: i think i will head out now too

Lay: i can wake Lulu up for you after i take my bath

Sehun: want me to come and wash your back? ^^

Lay: that would be nice

Lay: i will probably kiss you if you could rub my back for a bit

Sehun: already on my way

Chen: dude,you can't cheat on your husband

Chen: okay,have to go.Noona is back.

Chanyeol: i am so jealous.She is so nice to you

Chanyeol: Baekhyun,wanna go out and eat something? come out in 20

D.O: Taeyeon noona called,he is busy

Chanyeol: i'll just go and fall off a cliff

D.O: don't

Chanyeol: r u serious?

D.O: of course,if u die

D.O: EXO's average height will drop

Chanyeol: i hate you so much

 

 

Thank you~

Xiuhan fluff,ing fluff. 

 

Have a lovely,day and a scary Halloween~

No homo though

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eunhaecupcake000 #1
Chapter 29: I love the idea of this nonsensical manhwa!!
eunhaecupcake000 #2
Chapter 26: My God!!! Lay is the cutest and most random!!! I laughed SO hard when he said his s were hard and he just wanted to report his condition!
SapphireBluePrincess #3
Chapter 16: Whenever I miss OT12, I always go back to this fic. This basically relives the memorable events (publicized) of our OT12. I get nostalgic reading the chapters of this story but I don’t mind, I enjoy reminiscing everything. EXO OT12 was a beautiful nightmare for me. The memories were amazing and just plain beautiful, yet painful at the same time. But it was the reality.

And it’s good that us, first generation EXO stans, have this fic. Thank you so much authornim.


(( though it’s sad that you deleted the other chapters but still, thank you for keeping this! ❤️ ))
b2uty4kiki #4
Chapter 47: This was so good, I read all of them in one sitting.. I'm sad that you deleted some though :(
peterpain #5
Chapter 48: But why? I loved all this
DyoBaoziYoda
#6
Chapter 48: msy I ask why you're deleting?? :( your stories are niceee
kyoongnim
#7
Chapter 47: i laugh so hard that i fartD;;
lostofinspiration #8
Love your writing style for these.
SVTDarino101
#9
Chapter 47: These were awesome!! Great job!! I love chatroom fics because I have one as well!! This one is so much better tho! It is so much more funny!! I can't stop laughing!!
SwindlerLNoko
#10
Chapter 47: When is "that night"? What happened "that night"?