I Love You.No Homo Though.
EXO Text Messages"In three words i can sum up everything i've learned about life: it goes on."
- Robert Frost.
i wasn't going to write today
But i just saw the 200 upvotes....
Ehe ^///^
Enjoy~
Lay: Jumyeon,did you know?
Lay: that fans like to pair us?
Suho: yes?
Lay: how come you didn't tell anything?
Suho: was...i suppose to?
Suho: but don't worry,we are not even that popular
Lay: i got a drawing of us kissing
Suho: okay...
Suho: but we are not that unpopular either?
Baekhyun: the young ones are too popular
Chanyeol: dude,u have a girlfriend
Baekhyun: i am talking about Tao and Sehun
Chanyeol: oh
Sehun: this is getting boring
Chen: it was getting boring
Chen: then u and Tao went ahead to your honeymoon ^^
Chanyeol: by the way where is that kid? why isn't he cursing at us and threatening us?
D.O: i think he is sleeping,said he will nap until practice tonight
Tao: i am working out
Chanyeol: why? u have enough muscle
Chen: i think he is trying to make up for his lack of brain
Tao: you,Sehun
Sehun: what did i do?
Tao: wait,that is Jongdae hyung
Tao: i thought it was u
Chen: this is the result of getting insulted by Sehun everyday for years
Baekhyun: Sehun,i am bored.Why aren't u here to hug me when i am this loney?
Chanyeol: dude,u have a girlfriend!
Baekhyun: she is busy T.T
Sehun: i am getting my hair dyed
Chen: again?
Sehun: yeah,it is like i am on this competition to see who can get his hair dyed the most
Sehun: the problem is that i am the only contestant
Sehun: what about u?
Chen: in the studio with noona ^^
Chanyeol: i hope u will choke
Chen: jealous?
Chanyeol: no
Chanyeol: Baekhyun,i once saw you your finger in your sleep
Baekhyun: what did i do?! why are u saying that now?
Chanyeol: i can't attack Jongdae,he has too much on me!
Tao: such a baby
Baekhyun: yeah,but this baby is going out with the girl of his dream
Baekhyun: what have u been doing lately?
Tao: i have Sehun
Sehun: go away,don't drag me into this
Lay: Junmyeon
Lay: wanna kiss?
Suho: Yixing?
Lay: ^^ i am just in a very good mood today
Suho: and u want to kiss?
Lay: no,meaning that i am kidding with u ^^
Chen: Sehun totally corrupted our hyung
Suho: there
Suho: Yixing,u make a really popular pair with Sehun
Suho: did u know?
Lay: really?
D.O: is this hyung even real?
D.O: i feel like a demon whenever he talks
Baekhyun: u are a demon,u
D.O: then u won't mind if i kill you
D.O: since it is in my nature
Chanyeol: Don't just kill him.He dumped me.Am i not suffering enough?
Chen: oh yeah,the one who is in love with a man with a girlfriend ^^
Chanyeol: T.T
Chanyeol: and now that Kris hyung isn't here,i have no one
Chen: welcome to the straight line
Chanyeol: who is on the line?
Chen: me,Junmyeon hyung and you
Xiumin: when did i fall off the line?
Chen: i knew u were reading these
Xiumin: i prefer to just watch u guys from far. Like monkeys in the zoo
Tao: he insults us so calmly and we just...accept
Chen: u and Luhan hyung have been married for 10 years
Xiumin: ? ^^
Sehun: remember when fans thought Luhan hyung liked me?
Sehun: i always wondered why they can't see how obsessed he was with Minseok hyung
Baekhyun: but aren't they super popular now?
Suho: they are
Chanyeol: how do u know this stuff?
Suho: i have to know
Suho: believe me,i don't really like to know
Suho: cause more i know more i tend to think they r real
D.O: it is just that we are close...
Suho: i have to go,see u guys tonight
Suho: somebody wake Luhan hyung up without getting killed in the process of it
Suho: Minseok hyung?
Xiumin: i am out though,Baekhyun?
Baekhyun: he will kill me,i am just gonna continue to sloth on the couch
Baekhyun: make Kyungsoo do it? ^^
Kai: i am coming back,will be there in 10.I'll do it
Kai: why r u so afraid of that tiny hyung?
Chen: Jongin's posessiveness towards Kyungsoo...
Chen: dude,i thought u two really were dating
Kai: come again?
Chen: i thought u were dating
Chen: do u know how much u two changed each other?
Chen: Kyungsoo even got a soul!
Kai: he doesn't have a soul
Kai: he is a soul.He has a body.
Chen: that is it.You two r dating
Sehun: Jongin,is that really u? i guess u have to be Kyungsoo to get him say things like this
Lay: i think i will head out now too
Lay: i can wake Lulu up for you after i take my bath
Sehun: want me to come and wash your back? ^^
Lay: that would be nice
Lay: i will probably kiss you if you could rub my back for a bit
Sehun: already on my way
Chen: dude,you can't cheat on your husband
Chen: okay,have to go.Noona is back.
Chanyeol: i am so jealous.She is so nice to you
Chanyeol: Baekhyun,wanna go out and eat something? come out in 20
D.O: Taeyeon noona called,he is busy
Chanyeol: i'll just go and fall off a cliff
D.O: don't
Chanyeol: r u serious?
D.O: of course,if u die
D.O: EXO's average height will drop
Chanyeol: i hate you so much
Thank you~
Have a lovely,day and a scary Halloween~
No homo though
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