When Chen Actually Likes You,The Idiot and Mom.

EXO Text Messages

 

"Where there is love there is life."

- Mahatma Gandhi

 

 

 

Look who is finally actually updating ^^

Enjoy~

Cause you never know when the next one will be.

 

Baekhyun: Kim Jongdae

Baekhyun: I saw you ^^

Baekhyun: i saw you holding her hand and opening the door for her and smiling at her and watching her leave

Baekhyun: our Jongdae is actually really sweet

Baekhyun: he has a heart

Baekhyun: who knew T.T

Chen: what do u mean "actually"?

Baekhyun: u never open the door for me

Chen: u r kidding

Baekhyun: when did u ever open the door for me?

Chen: why the hell would i open the door for you?! 

Baekhyun: see? he just doesn't care about me

D.O: you should slam the door on his face

Baekhyun: did u see them last night?

D.O: i did

D.O: u two look good,hyung

Chen: thanks?

Baekhyun: how come u never call me hyung unless we r shooting?

D.O: why woud i call you hyung unless we r shooting

Kai: what are u guys talking about?

Chanyeol: Jongdae's crush

Kai: what now? hyung has a crush?

Chen: it is not a crush!

Baekhyun: it is not

Baekhyun: it is love

Chen: i will literally shove you through that door you love so much,Baekhyun

Kai: why am i hearing this only now?

Lay: i think u two suit very well ^^

Chen: hyung,thanks,really

Chen: but it is not like that

Xiumin: i think they are all just surprised to see you be so nice to someone

Xiumin: since you usually ignore them or plot their deaths 

Chen: hyung T.T

Kai: who? what crush? why do i not know a thing about this?

Luhan: cause u r absolutely clueless about almost everything?

Sehun: to put it politely: you are an idiot

Kai: and you are suppose to be my best friend

Sehun: i thought Taemin was your best friend

Kai: he is and you are too!

Kai: wait,are you still sulking about that? it was like a month ago!

Sehun: yes

Sehun: but that doesn't change the fact that you are an idiot

Suho: does anyone know where Tao is?

Suho: has anyone heard from him or has seen him today? 

Suho: his phone is off,he was suppose to eat lunch with me and he is not here

Suho: i didn't see him last night,where is he?

Kris: he is sleeping

Kris: calm down

Suho: oh

Kris: mom

Suho: don't call me that

Suho: then i would have to call you dad and it would be just so weird

Lay: why?

Sehun: no reason ^^

D.O: Tao is gonna be mad that he missed this

D.O: perfect opportunity to tease Jongdae hyung

Chen: yeah,i still don't get why the kid hates me

Kris: cause your relationship with him is purely made out of insults?

Chen: Nah

Chen: there must be something else ^^

Baekhyun: do u wish her good night through phone?

Chen: i did

Chen: once or twice

Chen: why?

Baekhyun: and u throw your sock at me! 

Kai: who is she? why don't i know about this? how comes i get to know the last whenever something happens in this group?

Chanyeol: we will never know how nice Jongdae is to people that he doesn't hate

Suho: if u don't have anything to do

Suho: go to sleep

Suho: u all always talk like lunatics

Sehun: but we are your lunatics

Suho: no

Suho: please

Kris: mom

Suho: hyung! 

Suho: also,make sure to put that cream on Tao's back

Kris: Already did.Fell asleep while i was doing it

Suho: good,he is finally getting some sleep

D.O: would you people stop shoving all these rubbish into my locker?!

Baekhyun: but yours is the only one that has actual space left in it

D.O: what are you talking about? Luhan hyung's and Minseok hyung's are practically empty

Chanyeol: but they are neat freaks and they are hyungs

D.O: what about Jongin's or Sehun's?

Chanyeol: look

Chanyeol: we just really like messing with you

Luhan: amuse me

Luhan: i am gonna fall asleep

Luhan: but i can't

Xiumin: still not done?

Luhan: no T.T u should have come with me

Sehun: Jongdae hyung has a crush

Baekhyun: he is in love

Chen: i swear,Byun Baekhyun!

Luhan: go on ^^

Sehun: Jongin just realized he is an idiot

Luhan: about time

Kai: ....

Sehun: Chanyeol hyung and Baekhyun hyung are like those elementary school kids who annoy the girls they actually have crush on

Luhan: Kyungsoo?

Sehun: Yeah,Kyungsoo hyung

D.O: why did i join this group?

Chanyeol: cause u like us back too

D.O: stop that!

Chanyeol: sorry

Chanyeol: i just didn't sleep for a really long time

Sehun: Tao and Kris hyung are asleep together

Sehun: no idea where mom is

Sehun: Kyungsoo hyung refuses to tell us his whereabout

Sehun: probably covering up some murder stuff

Kai: i still don't know who Jongdae hyung is crushing on

Chen: how u can be so clueless

Lay: so u do have a crush on her ^^

Chen: maybe

Baekhyun: why are you,an ,being so easy-going with this?

Baekhyun: is there anyone else? and you are just doing this so we won't notice?

Baekhyun: or that was your plan from the start and u really do like her for real!

Chen: who knows

Chen: u will never know

 

This text happened when Kris and Luhan were still in EXO

I hope you guys understand that these texts have no chronological order

Please don't ask me for Kris or Luhan if they aren't in the text

It means the text happened after they left.

...

Just trust me,please?

I know what i am doing.

On the other note; look how precious Chen is ^^

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eunhaecupcake000 #1
Chapter 29: I love the idea of this nonsensical manhwa!!
eunhaecupcake000 #2
Chapter 26: My God!!! Lay is the cutest and most random!!! I laughed SO hard when he said his s were hard and he just wanted to report his condition!
SapphireBluePrincess #3
Chapter 16: Whenever I miss OT12, I always go back to this fic. This basically relives the memorable events (publicized) of our OT12. I get nostalgic reading the chapters of this story but I don’t mind, I enjoy reminiscing everything. EXO OT12 was a beautiful nightmare for me. The memories were amazing and just plain beautiful, yet painful at the same time. But it was the reality.

And it’s good that us, first generation EXO stans, have this fic. Thank you so much authornim.


(( though it’s sad that you deleted the other chapters but still, thank you for keeping this! ❤️ ))
b2uty4kiki #4
Chapter 47: This was so good, I read all of them in one sitting.. I'm sad that you deleted some though :(
peterpain #5
Chapter 48: But why? I loved all this
DyoBaoziYoda
#6
Chapter 48: msy I ask why you're deleting?? :( your stories are niceee
kyoongnim
#7
Chapter 47: i laugh so hard that i fartD;;
lostofinspiration #8
Love your writing style for these.
SVTDarino101
#9
Chapter 47: These were awesome!! Great job!! I love chatroom fics because I have one as well!! This one is so much better tho! It is so much more funny!! I can't stop laughing!!
SwindlerLNoko
#10
Chapter 47: When is "that night"? What happened "that night"?