"Can i come in? 

No,i am in a towel!

I am blind!"

- James Patterson.

Damn it,i am trying to focus on something serious and important (like how y Lay is) but Baekhyuns' voice keeps playing in my head

in the most annoying and persuasive way,orz.

Yes,he will be the main hero in this one ^^

Enjoy~

Baekhyun: guys

Baekhyun: EXO!

Baekhyun: guys,kids,mom,dad,people,Chanyeol!

Baekhyun: i have a brilliant idea

Chanyeol: we r not dressing up anyone

Baekhyun: u guys r boring

Baekhyun: but not that one,not this time

Baekhyun: we should have our own Manhwa!

Baekhyun: think about how cool would it be?!

Kris: we kind of do have 

Kris: lots of them

Kris: and we r usually in them

Suho: u should seriously stop going on to that site

Chen: Which one?

Suho: Tumblr

Lay: what if you get caught? 

Kris: i won't

Kris: i am smart

Baekhyun: no,but really,EXO Manhwa

Kris: u at drawing

Baekhyun: u more

Kai: An action one?

Baekhyun: Romantic? ^^

Kai: but they r all the same

Kai: one super cool,smart,handsome and talented guy and a clumsy,honest,innocent,fragile but super strong and lovely girl

Baekhyun: u can be the cool,smart,handsome and talented guy

Kai: i am in

Baekhyun: or u can be someone bit different

Baekhyun: strong and silent,always sits under a tree for some reason,gets good grades but don't even carry a book

Baekhyun: ur parents are mystery,no siblings and no lover seen 

Baekhyun: but in reality u r a loving son of a normal family

Baekhyun: and u r actually really cocky,arrogant but awkward so u don't get to talk so much

Chanyeol: u really have put a lot of thought into this,huh?

Baekhyun: no,i am just making all of these up on the way

Luhan: so who is Jongin's girl?

Baekhyun: Kyungsoo

D.O: can't we just kill Baekhyun?

Baekhyun: Kyungsoo is the cold and straightforward senior who extinguishes Jongin's fire

Baekhyun: Jongin falls for him

Chanyeol: that is it?

Chanyeol: the end?

Baekhyun: no,Kyungsoo actually falls for me

D.O: huh?

Baekhyun: you just couldn't resist my charm...

D.O: charm? you have a charm?

Baekhyun: u know u love me

Chen: where am i?

Baekhyun: u can be the teacher

Baekhyun: u look old enough

Chen: ya!

Baekhyun: y,young teacher 

Baekhyun: who is after me

Chen: i like girls,in case you didn't know

Chen: besides,even if i liked dudes,you are not my type

Lay: then who is your type?

Chen: you?

Chen: beautiful,silent and talented

Lay: oh,wow,ehe,thanks ^^

Chen: and?

Lay: and what?

Chen: don't you have anything else to say?

Lay: ummm,what r we gonna have for dinner?

Chen: did-did i just get rejected?

Luhan: Yixing,you are suppose to compliment someone back when they do it to you

Lay: i guess

Lay: Jongdae has nice thighs?

Luhan: this is the best you will ever get,Jongdae,i say u take it

Chen: i am so touched T.T

Baekhyun: yo,old teacher,stop googling on innocent boys

Chen: Yixing hyung is older than me!

Baekhyun: not in my Manhwa he isn't

Lay: am i in it too?

Baekhyun: U'll be this genius senior

Lay: wow,thanks ^^

Baekhyun: who lost his first love in tragic accident

Baekhyun: and was sure that you will never love again until i bumped into you on that very faithful day

Sehun: hyung

Sehun: i thought u wanted EXO Manhwa.

Baekhyun: and?

Sehun: this is all about you

Baekhyun: EXO is all about me

Chanyeol: u gotta admire his confidence

D.O: don't just always get on your wife's side!

Baekhyun: that is what we r married for!

Chanyeol: Baek-Baekhyun.

Xiumin: this pink sock with a little poop picture on it

Xiumin: it's yours,right,Chanyeol?

Chanyeol: Jongdae bought it for me ^^

Xiumin: what is doing on the kitchen table?

Chanyeol: hey,just because he is a sock doesn't mean that he can't eat!

Xiumin: ...

Chanyeol: sorry,hyung.I'll clean it up once i get home

Xiumin: don't

Xiumin: u make more mess as u clean up

Chanyeol: nobody loves me

Chanyeol: Except my Baekhyunnie T.T

Baekhyun: call me Baekhyunnie once again and i will murder you.

Luhan: Baekhyun,i have a question

Baekhyun: yes,hyung?

Luhan: Kyungsoo is the sunbae who loves you,Jongdae is the ert who wants to sleep with you,Yixing falls in love with you

Baekhyun: Jongin

Baekhyun: Jongin too

Luhan: okay,Jongin too

Luhan: my question is

Luhan: don't you want a girlfriend? i mean,why r u making everyone gay?

Baekhyun: i don't know

Baekhyun: it just happened,i was just joking and

Baekhyun: help me hyung!

Baekhyun: our fans keep making us gay and even i forgot that i am actually straight,and Chanyeol keeps calling me his wife and afkljsakldfjkla

Chen: stop exaggerating

Chen: but the thing about this is that i can't be really sure about whether you are still joking or not

Kris: u sure u r straight?

Baekhyun: i expected you to understand my sense of humor,don't u notice the tone?

Chen: how am i suppose to notice the tone of your voice over a text?!

Tao: how come i am not in the Manga?

Baekhyun: Manhwa

Tao: whatever,why am i not in it?

Baekhyun: cause u and Sehun got married and moved to China and adopted a pretty little girl and are living happily ever after

Baekhyun: but u two like me too

Sehun: this hyung is out of his mind

Suho: Baekhyun,should i be worried?

Lay: what about Yifan?

Lay: and Luhan? and Minseok hyung? and Junmyeon?

Chanyeol: why is no one asking about me?

Baekhyun: Yifan hyung can be the neighbour hyung who is super rich and has been in love with me for years

Kris: for some reason,the number 11 seems better than 12

Kai: agreed

Sehun: totally

Tao: i already got the coffin ready

Baekhyun: Luhan hyung is the exchange student that i help out at school and he never reveals his crush to me until the end

Luhan: eh,thanks?

Baekhyun: Minseok hyung is my hyung's friend who makes lots of excuses to come to our home so he can see me ^^

Xiumin: sorry,but u r not my style

Kris: that is my line

Chanyeol: ur best friend here

Chanyeol: still roleless

Chen: it is cute how u actually want to be in this Manhwa/Manga that is happening only in Baekhyun's head

Baekhyun: Chanyeol?

Baekhyun: he can be my pet

Chanyeol: woof?

Chanyeol: the ,Baekhyun?

Kai: so basically this Manhwa has no plot

Tao: and everyone is in love with you?

Baekhyun: Yep

Baekhyun: ^^

Chanyeol: you,Baekhyun

D.O: screw you

Chen: you deserve a smack,really

Chen: a hard one

Suho: a psychiatrist is what you need

Lay: is no one gonna tell me what is for dinner?

Sehun: i wish i was allowed to cuss at hyung

Tao: and you guys call me weird

Luhan: Baekhyun,u need help

Xiumin: u all need help

Kris: Baekhyun,one of these days you r gonna get your face smashed

Kris: probably Kyungsoo

Kris: with a fry pan or something

*Woof*

Ohandiwillendthisandwon'tcomebackifyouguyskeepbeingthissilent

See you next time~

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