"You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!"

- James Dashner,The Maze Runner.

Because i love making fun of Tao ^^

Enjoy

Chen: Ya,Tao

Chen: why does your laptop has a password?

Tao: so you guys won't invade my privacy

Chen: we already know everything about you

Chen: this is suspicious

D.O: the password might be something like ZitaothemosthandsomemanintheworldandSehunisanass

Tao: close,very close

Sehun: it is adorable how you act mean to me

Chanyeol: Tao,you are gonna have to tell us the password

Xiumin: leave the kid alone,he has nothing to hide except from the 80000 pics of himself

Chanyeol: but hyung,he may be hiding a dead body!

Tao: how can i hide a dead body in laptop?!

Chanyeol: good point

Tao: obvious point

Chanyeol: he may be hiding the pics and locations of the dead bodies

Tao: i didn't kill anyone

Luhan: we know

Luhan: Sehun is still alive

Kai: Tao hyung,don't be shy

Kai: Jongdae hyung uses my laptop all the time

Chen: the kid has a good taste

Tao: then use his laptop!

Chen: not in the mood for that,you idiot

Chen: i am just really curious why you won't show us

Baekhyun: what are you into?

Tao: nothing

Tao: it is private

Tao: you have to respect it

Lay: but you and Sehun went through all of Baekhyun and Chanyeol's videos

Chanyeol: what?!

Sehun: Yixing hyuuuuuuuuunng

Tao: you weren't suppose to tell them that!

Lay: but you are not palying fair with them ^^

Tao: you aren't as clueless as we think you are

Lay: am not.

Baekhyun: so you went through our videos,eh?

Chanyeol: these brats

Chanyeol: how dare you touch your hyungs' stuff without permission?

Sehun: it was Tao's idea

Luhan: Sehun's funeral.Next week?

D.O: sounds good

Sehun: dude,Tao,i love you,you know that,right?

Tao: you think making "grand" declaration of love will save your ?

Sehun: you have a nice body?

Tao: i know that.You are still dead

Baekhyun: and so are you

Chanyeol: eye for an eye

Chanyeol: password please

Tao: over my dead body

D.O: my pleasure

Tao: ya!

Suho: what the hell is going on?

Tao: Kyungsoo is threatening my life

Chanyeol: Tao is being secretive

Sehun: can i get self defense lessons?

Baekhyun: Tao has some serious ual kinks

Kris: we are all aware of that

Tao: am not!

Tao: my s.MINE.The end.

Luhan: this is so cute

Chen: i never thought i would have a talk like this

Baekhyun: tell me? are you into ropes and all those scary stuff?

Tao: no

Baekhyun: then why do you always hide in the bathroom?

Baekhyun: you can just watch it in the room

Lay: Yeah,please just do it in the room

Lay: it is kinda hard when you are in the bathroom,i almost peed in my pants while waiting for you to get out

Sehun: why didn't you use the other one?

Lay: Yifan was taking a bath

Kris: i told you to come in.I said i would close my ears and even my eyes

Lay: i can't pee when someone else is in the room

Luhan: you are kidding.

Lay: well,unless the other person is also doing his business

Lay: i can't pee when someone is taking a bath!

Kris: why so shy? we shower together,and you don't have problems in peeing together

Lay: but you can't see each other in the toilet.And we have to shower together cause well,we have to

Lay: i thought it would be rude,you were taking a bath and also i thought you might open your eyes and scare me or something

Kris: i am not Baekhyun

Baekhyun: hyung,i said i was sorry

Kris: yeah,it was real convincing when you apologized while laughing and running around the dorm,telling everyone

Luhan: Baekhyun,please prepare a camera next time you prank Yifan

Baekhyun: will you pay for the photos?

Luhan: i will give you my soul

Kris: you don't have a soul

Kai: Tao hyung

Kai: just so you know

Kai: i just got home

Kai: and i am pretty sure it is your computer that Jongdae hyung is using right now

Tao: no

Kai: yes

Chanyeol: Kyungsoo,you really did almost guessed the password

D.O: you actually guessed the password?

Chen: yeah,tried few times

Chen: a praise for Tao and an insult for Sehun

Sehun: you ing idiot,you are so obvious

Tao: fine,all you will find is good music and awesome movies

Chanyeol: the has his files protected

Chanyeol: except the music

Baekhyun: he really does listen to music while showering

Baekhyun: woke me up few times with his horse poop like voice

Chen: i shall not rest until i crack these codes

Baekhyun: i'll help you when i get home

Tao: i'll change the password when i get home

Kai: why are you all so interested in Tao hyung's kink? i don't wanna know it

Tao: i don't have a kink

Chen: Sure,and i am your father

I am writing a Taohun ty and fluffy one shot based on this topic ^^

Tao's Little Secret.

I hope you guys liked this chapter.

Have a lovely day,lovelies~