Kyungsoo the .
EXO Text Messages"Never laugh at live dragons."
- J.R.R.Tolkien.
I am so exhausted right now,i haven't slept for days but i want to do this for you guys.
In hope to make you feel better.
Even if it is a bit.
Enjoy~
Chanyeol: Gooooood night!
Chanyeol: everyone sleep well and eat lots and lots of yummy food in your dreams,okay?
Kris: good job,everyone
Suho: everyone worked hard today
Baekhyun: ah,model students
Chen: hyungs r so boring
Chen: glad we have our cool Minseok hyung at least
Xiumin: sweet dreams ^^
Luhan: how about me?
Xiumin: sweet sweet dreams ^^ ?
Luhan: no,
Luhan: i mean thanks,but not that
Luhan: i am a hyung too,Jongdae
Chen: u never play with me
Luhan: i laugh at your jokes,be grateful
Lay: his jokes r funny
Kai: wish u said the same thing about mine
Sehun: u know what is wrong with your sense of humor?
Kai: what?
Sehun: it doesn't have any humor in it.
Kai: you,Sehun
Sehun: go to sleep
Tao: i wish i could watch all the movies i am missing,in my dream
Chanyeol: hold on,this isn't right
Chanyeol: Kyungsoo
Chanyeol: Do Kyungsoo
Chanyeol: even Kris and Minseok hyung replied
Chanyeol: ya!
Chanyeol: don't ignore me
Chanyeol: i am your hyung
Chanyeol: i am like 2 months and 16 days older than u
Baekhyun: u look so pathetic right now
Chanyeol: aren't u my best friend?
Baekhyun: aren't friends suppose to say the truth?
Chen: just reply to him,Kyungsoo
Chen: he is wasting his precious sleep time,waiting for a reply from u
Chanyeol: is he asleep?
Sehun: no,he is reading the texts alright
Kris: is he smiling?
Sehun: no
Sehun: and i hope he won't.Cause everytime he smile,i feel like he will kill me while i am sleeping
Sehun: u guys should all pay me for being courageous enough to room with him
Suho: oh,come on,Kyungsoo loves you
Suho: ....
Suho: yeah,we should pay you for that
Chanyeol: i won't sleep until u reply
Chanyeol: ya
Chanyeol: Kyungsoo
Chanyeol: hey!
Chanyeol: i really won't sleep
Chanyeol: i am gonna start screaming
Xiumin: please don't
Xiumin: this old man here needs to sleep
Kris: oh,for 's sake,Chanyeol,shut up,i wanna sleep
Chanyeol: make me
Kris: i am not going to kiss you,if that is what you are hoping
Chanyeol: damn it.
Chanyeol: i won't give up though,hyung
Chanyeol: one of these days,i will get you
Kris: your lame gay joke is not funny,go to sleep,you need rest
Chanyeol: no
Chanyeol: this is a matter of my pride and honour
Chen: wow,beautiful,i am in tears
Sehun: Kyungsoo hyung is smiling
Sehun: what have you done
Baekhyun: he feeds on our blood and tears
Luhan: aren't u kids tired? u were complaining for the whoooooole day
Baekhyun: that was just my excuse to rest on your lap
Baekhyun: screw Kyungsoo
Baekhyun: what r u gonna get if he responds anyway?
Chanyeol: i am man who sees the end of what i started
Baekhyun: u r a man who sees the the end of the food u started eating
Chanyeol: i am proud of who i am
Baekhyun: i am proud of who you are,too ^^
Chanyeol: love you,Baekhyun ah ^^
Baekhyun: yuuuuuck
Chen: what the hell r u two doing?
Baekhyun: Chanyeol is in love with me
Lay: Yifan is snoring
Lay: how do u make one stop snoring?
Kai: change his head position
Lay: how?
Kai: like,if he is facing to the right,make him face his left
Lay: okay ^^
Xiumin: i am gonna sleep,good luck,Chanyeol
Chanyeol: on what?
Xiumin: ah,never mind
Luhan: u r an idiot,Chanyeol
Tao: u were going to make Kyungsoo respond? Remember?
Suho: do u really have to do this?
Chanyeol: yes,i can feel it
Chanyeol: i was born to do this
Suho: i thought u were born to perform?
Chanyeol: not now,hyung
Suho: great to see how passionate you are
Chanyeol: ^^
Chanyeol: Kyungsoo,i'll give you 10.000 won
Sehun: give me
Chanyeol: ask mom
Sehun: ur mom?
Chanyeol: our mom
Sehun: i spit water on his face,i can't ask money from him
Suho: u asked me to buy you a food right after spitting on my face!
Sehun: and you bought it for me
Sehuh: as expected of mom
Baekhyun: u actually called him mom once,right? ah,i laughed so hard. good times,good times
Lay: okay,he is still snoring
Tao: slap him
Lay: wouldn't that wake him up?
Tao: and that would stop his snoring
Chen: wanna make a bet?
Chen: who can make Kyungsoo respond?
Chen: he is still awake,right?
Sehun: yep
Baekhyun: 10,000 won.Every member
Kai: but hyungs are asleep. Kris hyung,Luhan hyung,Minseok hyung and now Junmyeon hyung
Baekhyun: that is 40,000 won ready
Kai: u r evil,i am so glad i know you
Chen: everyone in?
Tao: finally,i am gonna get paid to insult Kyungsoo
Sehun: this isn't going to end well
Sehun: i'll just give you guys my 10,000
Chanyeol: Kyungsoo,i beg you
Chanyeol: i never asked anything from you
Chen: Lies
Tao: Kyungsoo,u piece of
Sehun: Tao,u r gonna regret this
Tao: it's okay
Tao: i plan to take you with me when i get killed
Sehun: heartwarming
*After 18 full minutes of useless bribes,fake compliments,threats,insults,shrieks and yells.*
Baekhyun: this,Chanyeol,give up
Chanyeol: Never
Tao: i feel 10 years younger,feels so good to let all of these out
Sehun: i am impressed with your vocabulary
Tao: u taught me all of them
Sehun: i should get paid for that too
Lay: have you guys ever wondered how mermaids pee?
Lay: but they don't have butts,right?
Lay: so they never pee or poo? then how do they pee and poo if they don't have butts?
Baekhyun: ahahahahahahaha
Baekhyun: ,this hyung is hilarious
Baekhyun: go to sleep,u r drunk
Lay: ^^
Chanyeol: Kyungsoo,i will pull out my teeth if you don't respond
Chanyeol: or do you want me to call you D.O?
Chanyeol: main and the only vocalist of EXO?
Chen: dude
Baekhyun: how could you?
Baekhyun: Jongdae,i understand but me?
Chen; what is that suppose to mean?
Baekhyun: ur own wife >.<
Chen: i need a wife
Chen: Yixing hyung,marry me?
Lay: i never got asked to marry
Lay: this is my first time getting proposed
Lay: and it's from Jongdae
Tao: Kyungsoo,u enjoying this?
Sehun: yes,yes he is
Baekhyun: i give up
Chanyeol: u fought well,soldier
Kai: i may not have the best humor in EXO
Chen: "may" ???????
Kai: but
Kai: i have a brain
Kai: Kyungsoo,if you respond to me.i'll give you half of the prize: 50,000
D.O: and the winner is Kim Jongin
Sehun: i feel like an idiot
Sehun: i am right next to him and i didn't think of this
Tao: ing idiot
Baekhyun: this is scam
Chanyeol: this,good night
The news is out,Kris is no longer a member of EXO.
Kris will,of course,be included in the texts that has happened in the past.
I keep writing and deleting,it is hard to put my thoughts into 2 sentences.So,if you don't know yet
Just read this story and i think you will be able to tell how i think about this whole situation:
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