"Never laugh at live dragons."

- J.R.R.Tolkien.

I am so exhausted right now,i haven't slept for days but i want to do this for you guys.

In hope to make you feel better.

Even if it is a bit.

Enjoy~

Chanyeol: Gooooood night!

Chanyeol: everyone sleep well and eat lots and lots of yummy food in your dreams,okay?

Kris: good job,everyone

Suho: everyone worked hard today

Baekhyun: ah,model students

Chen: hyungs r so boring

Chen: glad we have our cool Minseok hyung at least

Xiumin: sweet dreams ^^

Luhan: how about me?

Xiumin: sweet sweet dreams ^^ ?

Luhan: no,

Luhan: i mean thanks,but not that

Luhan: i am a hyung too,Jongdae

Chen: u never play with me

Luhan: i laugh at your jokes,be grateful

Lay: his jokes r funny

Kai: wish u said the same thing about mine

Sehun: u know what is wrong with your sense of humor?

Kai: what?

Sehun: it doesn't have any humor in it.

Kai: you,Sehun

Sehun: go to sleep

Tao: i wish i could watch all the movies i am missing,in my dream

Chanyeol: hold on,this isn't right

Chanyeol: Kyungsoo 

Chanyeol: Do Kyungsoo

Chanyeol: even Kris and Minseok hyung replied

Chanyeol: ya!

Chanyeol: don't ignore me

Chanyeol: i am your hyung

Chanyeol: i am like 2 months and 16 days older than u

Baekhyun: u look so pathetic right now

Chanyeol: aren't u my best friend?

Baekhyun: aren't friends suppose to say the truth?

Chen: just reply to him,Kyungsoo

Chen: he is wasting his precious sleep time,waiting for a reply from u

Chanyeol: is he asleep?

Sehun: no,he is reading the texts alright

Kris: is he smiling?

Sehun: no

Sehun: and i hope he won't.Cause everytime he smile,i feel like he will kill me while i am sleeping

Sehun: u guys should all pay me for being courageous enough to room with him

Suho: oh,come on,Kyungsoo loves you

Suho: ....

Suho: yeah,we should pay you for that

Chanyeol: i won't sleep until u reply

Chanyeol: ya

Chanyeol: Kyungsoo

Chanyeol: hey!

Chanyeol: i really won't sleep

Chanyeol: i am gonna start screaming

Xiumin: please don't

Xiumin: this old man here needs to sleep

Kris: oh,for 's sake,Chanyeol,shut up,i wanna sleep

Chanyeol: make me

Kris: i am not going to kiss you,if that is what you are hoping

Chanyeol: damn it.

Chanyeol: i won't give up though,hyung

Chanyeol: one of these days,i will get you

Kris: your lame gay joke is not funny,go to sleep,you need rest

Chanyeol: no

Chanyeol: this is a matter of my pride and honour

Chen: wow,beautiful,i am in tears

Sehun: Kyungsoo hyung is smiling

Sehun: what have you done

Baekhyun: he feeds on our blood and tears

Luhan: aren't u kids tired? u were complaining for the whoooooole day

Baekhyun: that was just my excuse to rest on your lap

Baekhyun: screw Kyungsoo

Baekhyun: what r u gonna get if he responds anyway?

Chanyeol: i am man who sees the end of what i started

Baekhyun: u r a man who sees the the end of the food u started eating

Chanyeol: i am proud of who i am

Baekhyun: i am proud of who you are,too ^^

Chanyeol: love you,Baekhyun ah ^^

Baekhyun: yuuuuuck

Chen: what the hell r u two doing?

Baekhyun: Chanyeol is in love with me

Lay: Yifan is snoring

Lay: how do u make one stop snoring?

Kai: change his head position

Lay: how?

Kai: like,if he is facing to the right,make him face his left

Lay: okay ^^

Xiumin: i am gonna sleep,good luck,Chanyeol

Chanyeol: on what?

Xiumin: ah,never mind

Luhan: u r an idiot,Chanyeol

Tao: u were going to make Kyungsoo respond? Remember?

Suho: do u really have to do this?

Chanyeol: yes,i can feel it

Chanyeol: i was born to do this

Suho: i thought u were born to perform?

Chanyeol: not now,hyung

Suho: great to see how passionate you are

Chanyeol: ^^

Chanyeol: Kyungsoo,i'll give you 10.000 won

Sehun: give me

Chanyeol: ask mom

Sehun: ur mom?

Chanyeol: our mom

Sehun: i spit water on his face,i can't ask money from him

Suho: u asked me to buy you a food right after spitting on my face!

Sehun: and you bought it for me

Sehuh: as expected of mom

Baekhyun: u actually called him mom once,right? ah,i laughed so hard. good times,good times

Lay: okay,he is still snoring

Tao: slap him

Lay: wouldn't that wake him up?

Tao: and that would stop his snoring

Chen: wanna make a bet?

Chen: who can make Kyungsoo respond?

Chen: he is still awake,right?

Sehun: yep

Baekhyun: 10,000 won.Every member

Kai: but hyungs are asleep. Kris hyung,Luhan hyung,Minseok hyung and now Junmyeon hyung

Baekhyun: that is 40,000 won ready 

Kai: u r evil,i am so glad i know you

Chen: everyone in?

Tao: finally,i am gonna get paid to insult Kyungsoo

Sehun: this isn't going to end well

Sehun: i'll just give you guys my 10,000

Chanyeol: Kyungsoo,i beg you

Chanyeol: i never asked anything from you

Chen: Lies

Tao: Kyungsoo,u piece of

Sehun: Tao,u r gonna regret this

Tao: it's okay

Tao: i plan to take you with me when i get killed

Sehun: heartwarming

*After 18 full minutes of useless bribes,fake compliments,threats,insults,shrieks and yells.*

Baekhyun: this,Chanyeol,give up

Chanyeol: Never

Tao: i feel 10 years younger,feels so good to let all of these out

Sehun: i am impressed with your vocabulary

Tao: u taught me all of them

Sehun: i should get paid for that too

Lay: have you guys ever wondered how mermaids pee?

Lay: but they don't have butts,right?

Lay: so they never pee or poo? then how do they pee and poo if they don't have butts?

Baekhyun: ahahahahahahaha

Baekhyun: ,this hyung is hilarious

Baekhyun: go to sleep,u r drunk

Lay: ^^

Chanyeol: Kyungsoo,i will pull out my teeth if you don't respond

Chanyeol: or do you want me to call you D.O?

Chanyeol: main and the only vocalist of EXO?

Chen: dude

Baekhyun: how could you?

Baekhyun: Jongdae,i understand but me?

Chen; what is that suppose to mean?

Baekhyun: ur own wife >.<

Chen: i need a wife 

Chen: Yixing hyung,marry me?

Lay: i never got asked to marry

Lay: this is my first time getting proposed

Lay: and it's from Jongdae

Tao: Kyungsoo,u enjoying this? 

Sehun: yes,yes he is

Baekhyun: i give up

Chanyeol: u fought well,soldier

Kai: i may not have the best humor in EXO

Chen: "may" ???????

Kai: but

Kai: i have a brain

Kai: Kyungsoo,if you respond to me.i'll give you half of the prize: 50,000

D.O: and the winner is Kim Jongin

Sehun: i feel like an idiot

Sehun: i am right next to him and i didn't think of this

Tao: ing idiot

Baekhyun: this is scam

Chanyeol: this,good night

The news is out,Kris is no longer a member of EXO.

Kris will,of course,be included in the texts that has happened in the past.

I keep writing and deleting,it is hard to put my thoughts into 2 sentences.So,if you don't know yet

Just read this story and i think you will be able to tell how i think about this whole situation:

We Were Never One.