Sehun's First Tao
EXO Text Messages"Come sleep with me: We won't make Love,Love will make us."
- Julio Cortázar
Trainee fetuses ^^
Enjoy~
Sehun: Kris hyung
Sehun: wait
Sehun: yes
Sehun: Kris hyung!
Sehun: come back to the dorm,now!!!
Sehun: now!
Sehun: please?
Kris: what happened?
Kris: u okay?
Baekhyun: what is going on?
Sehun: Tao is !
Sehun: !
Sehun: !
Sehun: fully
Sehun:
Sehun: as a newly born baby
Sehun: but uglier and bigger
Sehun: Tao is !
Kris: okay,he is ,i get it.
Kris: right
Kris: u haven't seen him ,have you?
Sehun: i have now!
Sehun: why is he and standing in front of the mirror?
Kris: how should i explain this delicately
Kris: he is basically checking himself out
Sehun: i can see that
Baekhyun: why is Tao ?
Chen: ?
Chen: who is ?
Chen: Tao ?
Chen: what r u guys doing with Tao ?
Sehun: stabbing my eyes
Sehun: begging my brain to lose it's memory
Sehun: Kris hyung,u gotta come here and do something
Chanyeol: Whoa,guys
Chanyeol: i know we are all debuting in one group and stuff and i knew stuff like this would happen
Chanyeol: but isn't this a bit early?
Kris: look
Kris: Tao is just
Baekhyun: weird?
Sehun: ?
Chen: amusing?
Kai: interesting?
Kris: unique.
Sehun: unique my ,he is walking around fully
Sehun: !
Sehun: hyung,help me
Kris: why me?
Sehun: aren't u his father?
Kris: yes,but he is not my son
Baekhyun: that sounds cool
Sehun: what am i supposed to do now?
Sehun: he keeps saying he looks weird
Sehun: ??????
Kris: ok
Kris: let me think
Kris: i don't care
Kris: just tell him to put some ing clothes on
Sehun: u expect me to talk to him when he is ?
Chen: am i the only one surprised that Sehun hasn't seen Tao till now?
Chanyeol: i am guessing they decided to wait until marriage
Sehun: stop
Baekhyun: but u guys r so close!
Baekhyun: u guys even sleep together with only ur boxers!
Baekhyun: how come u haven't had shower together?
Sehun: it just never happened,ok?
Sehun: and i never expected him to just come out like this
Kris: just compliment his and and he'll be fine
Kris: oh,yes
Kris: his face
Kris: compliment his face,ok?
Kris: he is your lover,you should be able to handle him
Sehun: what?
Kris: friend
Kris: he is your friend
Kris: lover
Kris: i have to go
Sehun: this hyung
Sehun: anyone else?
Baekhyun: take a picture.
Suho: i am out of this.
Luhan: me and Minseok are studying,stop ting
Luhan: i am muting our phones
Kai: back to practice.Need to wake Yixing hyung up.
Chen: Kyungsoo says hello
Sehun: i don't need hello
Chen: he says that u should be nice to him and says Tao can be cheered up very easily
Chen: he also says that u should be gentle to him
Sehun: what r u even saying?!
Chen: ^^ Good luck,kid.
Sehun: aish,he is whining
Sehun: here i go.
Take care~
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