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This chapter is such a mess.

What can I do? There are 12 members T.T

Suho: Tao, where r u?

Tao: dorm, going to take a nap, why?

Tao: do I have to go back?

Suho: u left a note on Kris hyung's locker

Tao: I did?

Suho: "my favorite gege"

Suho: I thought I was your favorite gege

Tao: and I thought u were going to say something important

Tao: I'm going to sleep, hyung. See u later

Baekhyun: ur mom is jealous, baby Tao

Sehun: why r u jealous cause of that poop face?

Tao: I don't have energy for u, Oh Sehun

Tao: maybe tomorrow night, k?

Sehun: that is not funny

Chen: ur relationship amuses me very much

Chen: one moment u r ready to bite each other's head off

Chen: then the next moment u guys are all tangled up in one bed

Tao: Sehun gets tangled up in bed with everyone

Sehun: I'll burn your clothes. Just go to bed and get moldy and old

Lay: hey

Lay: u told me that I was your favorite???

Lay: Huang Zi Tao

Tao: yes, that is me

Tao: seriously, I haven't slept for like 2 months

Tao: can't we do this — if we really have to do it — later?

Lay: no

Lay: u tell that I'm your favorite

Lay: and that that that u love me the most whenever I buy u food!

Sehun: Yixing hyung is so cute

Sehun: he is now stuttering even through a text

Luhan: cute

Luhan: Yixing is cute

Kris: u guys are all cute

Kris: because I'm Tao's real favorite

Suho: I'm hurt

Tao: I never knew you could be so petty

Tao: please, just let me sleep

Tao: usually none of you give a about me

Chanyeol: u told me that, too

Chanyeol: and I even gave your half of my ramyeon

D.O: that is true love

Baekhyun: I knew you were lying when you declared how I was your favoirte and most beloved and treasured

Baekhyun: because I was the funniest, the most handsome, the most caring, the most charming and charismatic

Tao: I never said that

Sehun: is there anyone here u haven't lied to, Huang Zi Tao?

Tao: I'm gonna u. Shut up

Kris: just tell them I'm your favorite and go to sleep

D.O: and all those sweet words were just to get score some food?

Chen: you know I was so happy to know that I was your favorite. I feel so empty

Xiumin: my life is now meaningless

Chen: exactly. What's to live for now?

Tao: now u guys are just teasing me

Luhan: all I wanted to was Tao's love

Xiumin: I get what you mean

Chen: we all do

Tao: stooooop that's enough

Baekhyun: I just wanted him to look at me and me only

Kris: I worked so hard though

Tao: such sweet words

Tao: from people who tried to kill me at least once

D.O: choose

Chen: we're gonna kill each other if you don't

Kai: what are we eating tonight? are we eating?

D.O: go home and get some sleep

D.O: u have become nothing but bones

Kai: yes, wife

D.O: stop that. I'll smash your balls

Kai: I see you're feisty today

Tao: is this ting?

Kris: no

Sehun: pay attention!

Sehun: Tao has been manipulating all of you to get what he wanted

Tao: I'm tired, I'm hungry, I'm tired, my back hurts, I'm tired, I'm sleepy and I'm tired

Tao: doesn't this make you guys feel anything?

Chen: of course it does

Chen: it makes me extremely happy

Tao: I love all of u and u guys already know that cause I told you while crying. But you guys are just being plain asses now

Chen: did you just

Chen: all of your hyungs r asses now?

Tao: No ...

Tao: Sehun and Kai, too

Sehun: you're dead tonight

Tao: I can get out of this. Watch

Tao: Lu ge is actually very thoughtful and detailed.

Tao: Jongin is a good friend as long as I don't wake him up or eat his food

Tao: Minseok hyung changes my bed sheets for me when I don't want to, which is always. He's very mature

Tao: Joonmyun hyung has amazing self-control. I've never seen anyone so determined and focused

Tao: Sehun is an

Tao: Chanyeol hyung likes to play with me and Baekhyun hyung always cusses at me and makes fun of me, but still protects me if someone else tries to do it and I love that

Tao: Yixing ge can be scarily detailed even though he is very forgetful

Tao: he never forgets the important things I said to him

Tao: Sehun is a

Tao: Kyungsoo is the only sane person in this insane group

Tao: but he's very sadistic and has a dry sense of humor

Tao: Jongdae hyung lets me drink alcohol in secret

Tao: u guys are all good and funny and protective and cool and handsome

Tao: good? happy now? are we done?

Chen: it is now clear that you don't know the meaning of the word "secret"

Luhan: I still think u r a

Baekhyun: and I still think you're ugly and gren

Baekhyun: *green

Chanyeol: r we confessing our loves to Tao now?

Chen: having all these members is hard

Chen: and u all type so fast

Xiumin: kids from new generation

Xiumin: so different

Sehun: all I got from this conversation is that I'm an and a

Tao: glad you got that