Hey subbies, been a while, right?

So here's a random little chapter that I suddenly felt inspired to write.

I hope you enjoy it~

I sorry if you no like it.

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[RECORDING MODE: ON]

*Tao and Sehun pop into the screen*

Tao: "Hello?"

Sehun: "Anyone hewe?"

Tao: "Subbiez? Whewe awe you? Awe you hewe?"

*Tao taps the screen*

Tao: "Hmm... Sehun, whewe do you think dey awe?"

*Sehun shrugs*

Sehun: "Maybe day awe thleeping?"

*Tao pouts*

Tao: "But I wanna play... Kris gege!"

*Kris rushes over*

Kris: "Something wrong, TaoTao? You need sumthin?"

*Tao nods*

Tao: "Gege, da subbiez awe sreeping. Can Gege wake dem up so TaoTao can pway wif dem?"

*Kris scratches the back of his head*

Kris: "But we should leave dem alone if dey awe sreeping..."

*Tao looks up with sad panda puppy eyes*

Tao: "Pwetty pwease, Kris ge?"

Kris: "Uh... Um... Well..."

Tao: "Gege?"

*Sehun looks at the two before getting bored and wandering off to go find his Prince Lulu and maybe some bubble tea*

Kris: "No no no, it wouldn't be vewy nice to wake peopwe up wen dey awe sreeping."

*Tao tilts his head*

Tao: "...bbuing bbuing?"

Kris: "..."

*faints from cuteness overdose*

Tao: "Gege?!"

*Chen pops up*

Chen: "Haaaaaaaaaaah, pabo hyung~ Min! Come look!"

*Xiumin pokes his head in*

Xiumin: "Wat do you wa- Omo! Kris?! Wat happenend?!"

*Chen pokes Kris*

Chen: "Maybe he'z dead."

*Tao gasps*

Tao: "Kris gege iz dead?"

*tears well up in Tao's eyes before he starts to cry*

Tao: "My aegyo k-killed Kris geeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

*Xiumin glares at Chen*

Xiumin: "Ah, no Tao! Hyungie iz suwe you din't kill him!"

Chen: Awe you suwe? He seemed dead."

*Tao cries louder*

Xiumin: "Chen!"

*glares at Chen*

Xiumin: "Go sit in da cornew!"

*Chen frowns*

Chen: "But why?!"

Xiumin: "Cornew! Now!"

*Chen reluctantly goes to the corner*

Xiumin: "It'z okai, Tao. I pwomise Kris izn't dead."

Tao: "B-but... b-b-but... WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

*Lay wanders in*

Lay: "Angew? You hewe?"

Xiumin: "Lay?"

Lay: "Huh? Xiu? Wat awe you doin hewe? Wat am I doin hewe? Have you seen Angew?"

*Xiumin shakes his head*

Xiumin: "Nevew mind dat! Kris fainted nd cuz of dat dumb twoll, Tao thinks he killed him wif aegyo. Can you do sumthin?"

*Lay thinks*

Lay: "Hmm... I haven't been abwe to use my unicown powews fow a while... Aha! Umma said dat a kiss makes peopwe bettew, right?"

*Xiumin thinks*

Xiumin: "I think so..."

*Tao sniffles*

Tao: "C-can you f-fix Kris gege?"

Lay: "I'll twy TaoTao."

*Lay leans down to kiss Kris*

*Suho walks in*

Suho: "Lay, you in he- WAT AWE YOU DOING?!"

*runs over and tackles Lay*

*Lay blinks and smiles*

Lay: "Angew! I found you!"

*Suho frowns*

Suho: "Lay, whai wewe you gonna kiss Kwis? I thought you only like me?"

*Lay tilts his head*

Lay: "Tao made Kris faint wif his aegyo nd Chen made Tao think he killed Kris nd den Tao asked me to fix him nd Umma said dat kisses makes things bettew so I was gonna kiss Kris to make him bettew since my unicown powews awen't working too well."

*Suho sighes*

Suho: "Hewe, I'll fix it."

*Suho walks over to Kris and...*

Suho: "Omo! Kris, wake up! Tao iz bein beated up by bullies!"

*Kris sits up*

Kris: "Don't touch him!"

Tao: "Gege!"

*jumps on Kris*

Kris: "Tao?! Awe you okay?! Awe you huwt anywhewe?"

*Tao shakes his head*

Tao: "No... but TaoTao sowwy he made you die."

Kris: "Huh? Die?"

Tao: "Mhmm. TaoTao did aegyo nd- KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! DEWE IZ A SPIDEW ON GEGE'S SHIWT!"

*Kris looks down and see's a spider...*

Kris: "..."

*Kris lets out a super girly manly scream and flings the spider into the air*

Tao: "Kyaaaaaah! Kill it, Gege! KILL IT!!!"

Kris: "IT'Z GONNA KILL US ALL! RUN FOW IT!"

*Tao and Kris run out of the room screaming*

Lay: "..."

Suho: "..."

Xiumin: "..."

*Lay picks up the spider*

Lay: "It'z not real..."

*snickering comes from the corner*

Xiumin: "Chen..."

*Chen looks up*

Chen: "Yes, Minnie?"

Xiumin: "You scawed TaoTao."

*Chen nods*

Chen: "Well, I was actuawwy twyin to scawe Kris, but Tao waz funny too~"

Suho: "..."

Lay: "..."

Xiumin: "..."

Chen: "Wat?"

Xiumin: "No cuddwes fow a month."

*Xiumin walks out of the room*

Chen: "Huh?! No cuddles?! Whai?!"

*Chen follows Xiumin while whining*

Suho: "..."

Lay: "Angew... I'm bowed."

*Suho sighs*

*Sehun and Luhan come into the room*

Sehun: "I back nao. I found Pwinth Lulu nd bubbwe tea... Huh? Whewe did Tao go?"

Suho: "Chen."

*Sehun nodds understandingly*

Sehun: "I thee, I thee.”

Luhan: “Sehunnie, you have stwange brothews.”

*Sehun nods*

Sehun: “Yea, but Pwinth Lulu loveth Thehunnie, right?”

*Luhan smiles and hugs the other*

Luhan: “Of couwse I do~ You ish too cute fow me to luv anyone else!”

*Lay watches HunHan cuddle*

Lay: “Angew, I wan a hug too.”

*he holds up his arms*

Suho: “Okai, Lay. Wet’z go cuddle in da othew room. I haz a supwise fow you anyway.”

*Lay jumps into Suho’s arms*

Lay: “A supwise? Wat iz it? Iz it a unicown? Iz it a baby unicown? Oooh! Iz it a cupcake?”

Suho: “You’ll see wen we get dewe.”

Lay: “Okai~”

*Suho carries Lay out of the room*

*Luhan looks around*

Luhan: “Hey Sehunnie, guess wat?”

Sehun: “Wat? We awe gonna get bubbwe tea?”

*Luhan shakes his head*

Luhan: “Evewyone iz gone! Wet’z pway TV show!”

Sehun: “Okai. Wat thow we pway fiwtht?”

*Luhan thinks*

Luhan: “How about... news peopwe?”

Sehun: “I wanna be da camewa man."

Luhan: “Nd I’ll be da spowts pewson!”

Baekhyun: “I’ll be da main repowtew.”

*Luhan and Sehun jump at the sudden appearance of Baekhyun*

Luhan: “Hey Baekkie, dis iz our TV show.”

Baekhyun: “But I wanna pway too!”

Sehun: “I no cawe if he pwayth wif uth.”

*Baekhyun smiles*

Baekhyun: “See? Hunnie sayz I can pway.”

Luhan: “But dis is our show, Sehunnie...”

Sehun: “But we need mowe peopwe, Lu. No be mad at Thehunnie?”

*Luhan cracks and glomps on Sehun*

Luhan: “Aww, okai. If dat’z wat my HunHun wants, den I guess Baekkie can pway wif us~”

Baekhyun: “Reawwy feewing da luv hewe.”

*Chanyeol pops up*

Chanyeol: “I luv you, Baekkie hyung~”

Baekhyun: “Huh? Whewe’d you come fwom, Yeol?”

Chanyeol: “From my umma nd appa.”

Baekhyun: “...okai…”

Chanyeol: "So whai awe you in dis weiwd room?"

*Baekhyun shrugs*

Baekhyun: "Dunno. I heawd voices coming fwom hewe so I came in nd found dose two hewe."

*Chanyeol nods*

Chanyeol: "Awe you guys pwayin a game or sumthin?"

Baekhyun: "Yeah. We pwaying news peopwe."

Chanyeol: "News peopwe?"

Baekhyun: "Yupp. Imma be a main repowtew nd Suhun wans to be camewa pewson bd Lulu wans to be da sports guy."

Chanyeol: "I wondew wat I would be if I pwayed news peopwe..."

Baekhyun: "I think you would be cute as da weathew guy."

Chanyeol: "Really?"

*Baekhyun nods enthusiastically*

Baekhyun: "It'd be pewfect cuz you alwayz smile nd light up da room like da sun!"

*Chanyeol blushes*

Chanyeol: “C-can I pway wif you guyz too, Hyung?”

Baekhyun: “Dunno, ask dem.”

*points to Luhan and Sehun*

Chanyeol: "Okai."

*walks over to Luhan and Sehun*

Chanyeol: “Can I pway?”

Luhan: “No.”

Sehun: “Okai.”

Luhan: “...”

Sehun: “...”

Luhan: “Fine, he can pway too...”

Chanyeol: “Yay! I wanna be da weathew pewson!”

*Kai and Kyungsoo wander in with Kaisoo*

Kai: "Look Kyungie hyung! I founded dem~"

Chanyeol: "Sup?"

Baekhyun: "Hi, Kyung!"

Luhan: "Mowe peopwe..."

Sehun: "Hi hyungth."

Kai: "Wacha guyz doin?"

Sehun: "We awe gonna pway news peopwe."

Kai: "But da news iz soooooo boring."

Luhan: "Well dis iz our news show, so it'll be a gajillion times bettew dan da boring grown up news."

*Sehun, Baekhyun, and Chanyeol nod*

Kai: "Hmm... soundz boring, right Kyungie hyung?"

*Kyungsoo fidgets*

Kyungsoo: "Umm... actuawwy, I kinda wanna pway... it sounds like sumthin fun..."

Kai: "Really, Hyung?"

*Kyungsoo shyly nodds*

Kai: "Den wet'z ask to pway wif dem!"

Kyungsoo: "But wat if dey dun want us to pway wif dem?"

Kai: "Kyungie hyung, you won't get anywhewe if you dun ask."

*turns to everyone*

Kai: “Hey, we wan pway too. Can we pway wif you guys?”

Luhan: “No, we have too many peopwe now.”

Kai: “Aww, but I wanna pway too, nd so does Kyungie hyung, right?”

*looks at Kyungsoo*

Kyungsoo: “Yeah... I wanna pway... just a littwe? Pwease, Luhan hyung?”

Luhan: “Fine, you can pway, but onwy cuz Kyungie asked.”

*Kai cheers*

Kai: “See, Kyungie hyung? I towd you dey would wet us pway. You jus had to ask.”

*Kyungoos smiles*

Kyungsoo: "Mhmm, you waz right, Jongin."

Kai: "So wet'z go pway now!"

*Xiumin walks back in followed by Chen*

Chen: "C'mon Minnie! No cuddwes fow a month iz like... FOWEVER!!!

Xiumin: "Shoulda thought about dat befowe you scawed my baby panda!"

*Kris storms in with Tao in tow*

Kris: "Yah! Twoll! Suho jus told me dat waz a fake spidew!"

Chen: "Yeah, but you fell fow it. Pabo hyung."

*sticks his tongue out*

Tao: "Meanie!"

*kicks Chen in the shin*

Chen: "OWW OWW OWW!!! Dat huwt, Tao! Minnie, Tao kicked me!"

Xiumin: "You desewved it."

*Chen continues to hop around in pain*

Luhan: "You guyz, I dun wanna be mean or nothin but... GET OUT."

Kris: "Geez. Way to not be mean."

*Xiumin nods*

Xiumin: "Yeah, whai should we leave?"

Luhan: "Cuz we awe tryin to pway a game nd dewe iz too many peopwe in da room. Plus it waz jus s'posed to be me nd Sehunnie, but now evewyone wanz to pway..."

Tao: "Luhan gege dun't want to pway wif TaoTao anymowe..."

*Tao begins to cry (again)*

Xiumin: "Look wat you did now. You made our littwe Tao cwy."

*Luhan rushes over to Tao*

Luhan: "It'z okai Tao! I din't mean you have to get out! You can stay nd pway wif us too!"

*Tao sniffles*

Tao: "Reawwy?"

Luhan: "Yeah! Of couw- OHMAIGLOB IZ DAT A SPIDEW?!"

Tao: "SPIDEW?!"

Kyungsoo: "WAT?!

Baekyun: "WHEWE?!"

*Kris glares ar Chen*

Kris: "Chen! Iz dat anothew one of youw fake spidews?!"

*everyone looks at Chen*

*Chen raises his hands*

Chen: "I sweaw I din't do anythin!"

Kai: "Uh guys..."

Kris: "Wat iz it Kai?"

Sehun: "Da spidew..."

Chanyeol: "IT'Z MOVING!"

Xiumin: "..."

Chen: "..."

Luhan: "..."

Sehun: "..."

Kris: "..."

Tao: "..."

Kyungsoo: "..."

Kai: "..."

Baekhyun: "..."

Chanyeol: "..."

Kris: "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!"

*everyone runs out screaming*

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*Lay pokes his head in the room, rainbow sprinkled cupcake in hand*

Lay: "Ah, Mistew Legs! So dat'z whewe you went! I woulda been in a lot of twoubwe if I lost da class pet."

*picks the spider up*

*Suho walks in*

Suho: "Hey, Lay, did you find him?"

Lay: "I found him, Angew!"

*shows Suho the spider*

Suho: "Good job, Lay! I bet da unicowns awe pwoud."

*smiles and grabs Lay's hand*

Lay: "Yay!"

*the two begin to leave the room and notice rhe camera*

Suho: "We should pwobly tuwn dat off."

Lay: "Okai, Angew!"

*runs over to the camera*

Lay: "Hey, which one iz da powew button? Hmm... Iz it dis one?"

Suho: "No wait, Lay! Dat'z da-"

[RECORDING DELETED]

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*waves arms around*

So how was it?

Did you guys like it?

Was it okai?

Not fluffy enough?

Too random?

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The longer, the better~

Umm... not sure what else to say...

Well, I may be graduating high school next month...

But I'm not sure because of psychology.

Wish me luck on my project guys!

Okay, I better get back to work on my project.

I hope I get some awesome comments when I come back on!

~BYE~