Luhan’s POV

After getting our bubble tea, we decided to go to the park.

“What about our plan?”

“What plan?”

“The plan to anti-strike!”

“OH~!”

“DUH!”

“Don’t ‘duh’ me!”

“I can if I want to!”

“Just SHUT UP!”

“I can’t believe I’m friends with you guys!” I exclaimed, “You guys just babble all day!”

“So do you!”

“No I don’t!”

“LIAR!”

“NUH-UH!”

“UH-HUH!”

“NO!”

“What are you doing right now?”

“N-… Shut up!”

“GUYS! THE PLAN!”

“Oh yeah~”

“So what are we doing exactly?”

“We’ve been basically doing nothing the past 3 days. Minhee’s starting to get suspicious! She wants to know why I keep staying at Chanyeol’s…”

“Uh… I thought we were supposed to-…. Wait…. That’s them… they’re going into the ice cream shop!”

“After they got boba?”

“Well… then again girls have that weird thing where they can do that”

“True… Oh~ they’re getting bingsu….Hyung I want some!”

“Shut up!”

“I do too”

“Oooh that sounds good… can we have some?”

“Guys……” I sighed as we walked into the parlor after they left. 

“I got an idea!”

“What?”

“We STALK them!” Lay announced proudly.

“That’s a stupid idea!”

“No it’s not!”

“Guys we can stalk them!” Baekhyun announced right after Lay.

“Now, that’s a good idea!”

 “I just said that!”

“Right… sure you did”

“Guys I don’t think that’s a good idea” I voiced.

“Stalking is the first step when it comes to matchmaking! That’s why people hire private investigators!”

“How is that the first step?”

“So we can get more info on them!” they completely ignored me

“You know what they say… You gotta know your prey~!”

“OOH~ We so smart!” I sighed… not really.

“Them? I thought it was just Minhee” Chanyeol thought.

“Shhhh!!! He doesn’t know! Be careful of what you say!” Lay hushed.

“Wait what?”

“Nothing” we hummed.  Chanyeol made a face at us.

“It’s a good thing he’s stupid…”

“I heard that”

“No you didn’t”

“Are you hearing things again?”

“What! N-… maybe I am”

“Quick, duck!  They’re coming this way!” we all ducked.

“Why are they back??”

“Yeah… we didn’t get our bingsu yet!”

“That’s not the point!” we rushed to a random counter table and tried to fit into one booth.  I swear sometimes I question our their logic.  Naeun came back in to get some napkins then left.

“They’re leaving! Hurry up and follow them!!”

“But our bingsu~”

“Hurry!!”

“Get off you fatty!”

“Excuse me! I am not fat!”

“I’m not talking to you… I’m talking to him!”

“Me?”

“No hi-… forget it… we’re not starting this again…”

“Get your fat off of my lap!”

“Get your lap out of my fat !”

“Someone’s touching my again!”

“For crying out loud! Chen, stop touching his !”

“I never touched his !”

“OH MY GOSH JUST GET OUT!”

“Customers… you can’t do this here” a waiter informed but judged our positions.

We sheepishly laughed then managed to squirm our way out.  We ran out of the shop then skidded to a stop, tripped on each other, and crawled to a large tree that was barely able to hide us all.

“Do you think they saw us?”

“SHHHH”

We heard their foots steps fade away and we all decided to peak at the same time.

“Put your head back in”

“Don’t tell me what to do”

“Umm.. guys…”

“WHAT!?” Kyungsoo pointed to a figure in front of us with their arms crossed.

“AHEM!... Are you hooligans done?” Naeun glared.

“Have you been following us?” Minhee asked.

“NO~ ”

“You’ve been following us!” Sehun rebutted lamely.

“YEAH!”

“Really?” Naeun and Minhee both lifted an eyebrow.

“IT WAS HIS IDEA!” everyone pointed to one another.

“How did you know we were here?”

“We can hear you a mile away!”

“Really?”

“We’re not that loud!”

“Yes… Yes we are…”

“Shut up Luhan… you’re not helping…”

“Yeah… especially when this was your idea.” They blamed.  My mouth went ajar.

“Mine?”

“It was?” Chanyeol asked confused.

“Yeah… it was… remember?” Kai tried to remind.

“I thought it was yours” Baekhyun pointed.

“Pft… mine?” Kris asked incredulously.

“Yeah” he used hands motions to emphasize his accusation.

“Ha! I thought it was Tao” Kris blamed.

“It doesn’t matter whose idea it was…but it was his” Suho opened his mouth to object but got cut off by Naeun.

“You guys are pointless… We don’t have time for your babbling!” Naeun shook her head.

“I told you we babble!”

“Shut Up!”  Minhee groaned in frustration and annoyance.

“We’re leaving. Don’t… Do not follow us!” Naeun stated through clenched teeth then left.

“Well… that was a fail”

“You think?”

“I think it was a success” Lay smiled contently.

Hey guys! a new yet familiar voice greeted.

Hmm that kind of sounds like Minseok… don’t you think Luhan? Chanyeol thought.

Hm.. you’re right Kai agreed.

“Who?” the rest of Exo questioned in confusion. Wait what? they shouldn't have hear that...

“Oh hey Xiumin!” Suho smiled and crouched down. We turned around.

“What are you guys talking about?” D.O. asked while his brows furrowed.

I crouched down to Xiumin’s level. 

“Were you guys talking to a cat?” Kris asked in disbelief.

“Haha… how’s cat life?” Jongin mocked.

Shut up Xiumin growled.

“Woah! I’ve never seen a cat growl before” Tao amused.

“Right? That’s so weird” Baekhyun mocked. Tao slapped him in response.

“But… yeah… seriously… it’s weird…”Chen rebutted.

“Why are you talking to my cat?” a new voice hissed.

“Hyuna!” Chanyeol gasped skeptically.

“OH~… It’s Exo…” Hyuna changed her face quickly, “What are you guys doing here and how do you know my cat’s name?”

“Oh.. You know… Just hanging” Chen tried acting cool.

“We saw his name tag…” I lied.

“Right…Anyways I got to go… we should talk more in school!” Hyuna smiled then skipped away with Xiumin. “BYE~!”

“Hahaha I kind of feel bad for him, being stuck with her”

“Hey!” Chen defended.  “What’s wrong with her?”

“Hmm do you think he has feelings for her?” Chanyeol wondered.  Chen’s eyes widened.

“Who has feelings for her?”

“But then again… Luhan ended up having feelings for Minhee soo… you never know what happens” Suho reminisced.

“Wait who has feelings for her?” Chen asked again.

“No one you know… don’t worry about it” Kai patted his shoulder.

“How can I not worry about it?”

“It’s not like you like her” I laughed.   “Oh…sorry.  I didn’t know you did” I quickly added when I saw he was serious.  We patted his shoulder. 

“It’s okay buddy” D.O. comforted.  “Some bingsu will make you feel better”

“Oh my gosh… we’re actually going back to get it?”

“Well it’s right there.  Might as well” they reasoned.  I shook my head.  These guys…

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