This is a twitter conversation that Overlord-Nim (aka CJ bae ) and I just happened to improv on twitter because we're both super lame and gross.

And it all started with this photo.

"Who's that?"

"Park Chanyeol, captain of the football team."

"Single?"

"No. He touched down Byun's months ago"

But before he touched down on that , he fumbled with his balls first and intercepted his . Straight into his mouth. Then he surprised Baekhyun with a quick turn over, pushing the small male cheerleader on his back before getting into position. But football Captain Chanyeol managed to score the field goal. Unbelievable. Baekhyun screamed so loudly.

The crowd, hundreds of Chanyeol's unborn children, flooded the cheerleader's field. It was a big victory for the captain! Captain Chanyeol claims victory tonight, pulling out and kissing his trophy. Which happens to be Baekhyun.