How many lips do I have?

One.

Wrong! Two. One's here and the other one's down...here.

Baek. No.

You kiss it.

I don't kiss it.

Eating. Kissing. Same thing. Question two--

It's my turn.

Oh, right. Okay.

Who is the most handsome guy you've ever been with?

Physically with or...?

Either.

There was this guy. His name was Hara Yoshiki. Foreign exchange. He was hot. Japanese. Couldn't speak Korean very well but, as they, actions speak louder than words. Ah? AHH?

...

My turn! Let's see... Am I prettier than your last girlfriend?

No.

What? Why?

Because you're not a girl. You couldn't compare.

That's not fair. I can't help my gender!

Same thing. Now, if you had to marry someone else to make me happy, would you?

It's not your turn!

Yes, it is! You asked me 'Why?'. I answered. Now it's my turn.

This isn't fair.

Answer my question, then.

Fine... YES. I definitely would.

How can you say that? I'd never want you to marry someone else!

But it makes you happy!

That was a trick question because I would never be happy if you married another guy! You should know that!

Well, now I do! Okay, my turn--

God, if you ever married thinking I'd be happy about it, you'd be a dead moron.

Shut up. Anyways, if you could have with any celebrity, who would you choose?

Probably... Megan Fox.

Ooo. She's hot. I'd probably sleep with her, too if I ever met her.

Moving on. What was the last lie that you said to me?

Um... I probably told you that I don't find the library kind of cute?

What you think that he is?

Little bit.

Ugh.

My turn. What's something you've always wanted?

Something I've always wanted... I've always wanted to take you boating. Just you and me.

Really? Why?

Because we never do anything. I always work at home and you're off doing whatever.

That's how life is, sir.

Well, someday I'll take you boating. Fish a little. Have on the deck. Go swimming. Whatever.

Sounds amazing.

Yeah. Your turn.

Who would you be engaged to if you never met me?

Probably someone less crazy... More mature. Doesn't make me mad every day... A calm person without any pets.

That sounds boring...

I know. Good thing I did meet you.

You're trying to make me feel better.

You're taking it all too seriously.

You don't have to marry me if you don't wanna.

Shut up. You know I love you.

For all I know.

Stop being coy.

The library helper can always be my rebound.

Baek.

I can also call up Hara. See how he's doing.

Not on my watch.

What watch? You won't wear the one I bought you.

Because it's too expensive to wear every day. Come here. I wanna kiss you.

It takes two to tango, bud.

Baekhyun, come here. Sit.

Am I a dog?

Very close to one.

You can trade me in for a dog. You won't have to marry that.

I can't have with it.

It's a nasty thought to even think about.

Then don't think about it and sit still.

I can't! Your lap is hot.

Here... Better?

Meh.

Baek, what's my favorite letter in the alphabet?

I. Because you love yourself.

Wrong. It's U.

Gross.

You're gross, too, but I'm still in love with you.

I think you drank too much wine. You're never this gross--- What're you doing?

Kissing your neck.

Okay. Game night's over. Time to go to bed.

Baek.

What?

Am I really not the most handsome guy you've ever been with?

Yeol, I've been with alot of people.

I know that.

If I said you were, your ego would've inflated.

And what's wrong with my ego inflated?

Everything, sir. Now, let me go. I have to get ready for bed.

Baekhyun.

Hm?

You're prettier than her.

Who?

My ex.

I know. I've seen her.

I wouldn't kiss both of your lips if I didn't think that you're hot as .

Okay. No more wine. Orange juice next time. I can't handle all this glorification. I'm used to it being the other way around.

You wanna have tonight?

Will you be quiet?

No.

We can't have loud .

It's our house.

With other people inside--and our son. Nugget.

Fine. Bite the pillow.

I always bite the pillow.

Hn. Alright. Let's go. We'll clean all of this tomorrow.

Okay.

Baek.

Yeah?

The library guy isn't that cute.

That's what you think.

I'm better.

See? Ego.

You're engaged. You shouldn't even be looking at other guys.

It's my way of saying bye to my single life, excuse me. It'll be the last time before I'm permanently exclusive. Let me live.

I'm going to die with your logic.

Good. More inheritance for me.

Not if you're convicted of murder.

Then I'll be a prison wife.

...

Didn't think of that, did you?

I can honestly say I didn't.

I can be smart, too.

No... Not really.

But you still love me.

Unfortunately.