BGM:  Gotye Feat Kimbra - Somebody That I Used To Know

To my dearest Jessie,

How are you?

Busy?

I am.

I’m beaten into a pulp.

So, you already know I got in a new apartment, right?

Can you believe what my Uncle did?

He got me a roommate…the day I move in!

Can you believe that?

The nerve!

Uncle said she’s going to work in the same hospital as he works so I should be nice.

And when I thought I can have my personal space already, he comes to me begging to take care of his officemate!

So much for family loyalty!

He barely knows her and yet trusts her MORE than me.

This is ridiculous.

He doesn’t even know if she’s a erted e or a thief or a .

OH MY GOD!

Should I buy new sets of underwear?

Just in case…you know…~~

She doesn’t look that bad.

In fact, I can do her.

If I was gay, that is.

I mean, she’s taller than me… a little.

A lil darker in complexion but I can deal with that.

California’s a sunny place anyway; she must have gotten tanned there.

I’m a lil shy around her.

I dunno.

You of all people know, I’m not usually like this.

I feel my heart beat faster when she’s around.

Like when I ran from the basement to the top floor.

And I can’t stop the pounding.

After more than 2 decades of straightness, will this be my break to the homo population?

HUL!

DAEBAK!

Why do I even doubt my uality?

I’m straight. Period.

But there’s also this cute little person across my new unit.

You’ll never guess who she is!

I was actually very surprised that she knows you, quite well too!

I’m starting to feel a lil jealous.

She bought me two ice creams in one night.

Though, the other one was melted.

It was so funny when she ran out of embarrassment.

But I appreciated that she bought a strawberry flavored one.

You know how I am with pink stuffs!

She makes my heart cringe in a specially good way that I can’t explain.<