When He Gets Your Number From a Friend
With You and Your Bias... [indefinite hiatus]
«hey, what's up?»
«nothing much.....i'm sorry but who is this?»
«we met at the concert last week :)»
«Dream Concert? sorry but i don't remember giving me number away»
«we talked a bit but you had to leave so...i asked your friend for you number»
«lol i'm flattered, i guess. what were we talking about anyway?»
«idk lmfao all i rememeber is that you're very passionate about boy bands»
«orz that's embarrassing»
«it's okay, i know lots of girls like you»
«it's not our fault they're so attractive okay T_T don't you obsess over girl groups too?»
«do i? ;)»
«you were at dream concert, weren't you? lol»
«what if i like boy groups? ;)»
«OMGDFKLDFAGDHKALJ DO YOU???»
«maybe lmao»
«who's your favourite?»
«who's YOUR fave?»
«......e_e»
«...what»
«you don't like boy bands, do you?»
«¯\_(ツ)_/¯ haha sorry, i like the girls»
«e_e»
«whaaat»
«why so suspicious e_e»
«lmao how SHOULD i be acting about girl groups??»
«you should be telling me about how y hyuna is ^^ bet she's your bias»
«lmfao the girls look good on stage but i don't have a bias. or else why would i be talking to you? ;)»
«smoooooth boy smoooooooooooth»
«tyvm»
«what's your name btw? o_O»
«just call me...Boy»
«Boy? lol am i Girl then?»
«yeah why not :P»
«But you know MY name! i wanna know yours!!!!!»
«chill, you know my name already»
«WAIT I KNOW YOU ALREADY?»
«YEAH»
«WHO ARE YOU?»
«NOT TELLING»
«...»
«...»
«you're not some 40 yr old stalker, are you? e_e»
«you don't know any 40 yr old stalkers, do you? e_e»
«no...»
«then i'm not one»
«yo seriously, tell me who you are»
«you wouldn't talk to me if you know who i was :/»
«D: i'm not that mean»
«ok ok uhh i'm your age and kpop is a big part of my life»
«...that's it? T_T»
«yeah that's kinda all i know about you too lmao»
«touche. well let me see. i have the uncanny ability to be on the computer all day, drooling over men ^^»
«i'm at work all day ╥_╥ can't drool over girls even if i wanted to»
«what do you do? o:»
«hehe can't tell you. you'd find out who i am»
«geeeeeeeez how special is your job? :/»
«veryyy special»
«very stressful i bet»
«yeah but it's fun. worked a long time to get here too»
«are you some ceo? e_e»
«lol i'd be one young ceo»
«you'd have a lot of money ^^»
«to take girls out on dates with? ;)»
«yeah maybe if you stopped sounding so creepy >:D»
«sorry :(»
«jkjk don't you have girls at your workplace?»
«yeah, lots»
«.........are you so unpopular that you have to hit up girls anonymously?»
«╥_╥ am i that creepy?»
«you're cool but you're still a stranger to me. just tell me who you are!»
«i can't :( but i swear i'm not dangerous. and you don't hate me, i know that»
«what else do you know about me?»
«not much. i only met you last week»
«ahh >_< that's so embarrassing. it was so hot that date, i was sweating buckets»
«lol at least you weren't on stage dancing»
«omggg but the boys looked so good while sweaty! and apparently the fans who sat up front could FEEL their sweat being flung off during the dances»
«O_O»
«^^~»
«and I'M creepy?»
«yaaaaa you's a creep to da max»
«-__- it's getting late. don't you have school tomorrow?»
«HOW DO YOU KNOW??»
«...uhh tomorrow's monday?»
«T_T i have an essay that i should've started a month ago but i procrastinated and now i'm rushing to finish it ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh»
«tsk tsk tsk shame on you»
«soml»
«get some sleep»
«k boy good night BOY!!»
«good night GIRL»
ONE MONTH LATER
«!!!!!!!!!!I'M GOING TO PISS MY PANTS!!!!!!!!!»
«why?...wait maybe i don't want to know»
«FDAJKGLDAFKS THANK YOU FOR PICKING THIS CAFE»
«...uh you're welcome but...why»
«T___________________T I SEE HIM»
«who?»
«HIIIIIIIIIM~ MY BIAS!!!»
«oh lol i guess you got lucky»
«OMG HE'S ON HIS PHONE AND HE JUST LAUGHED AND HE HAS THE CUTEST SMILE AND I THINK I'M GOING TO PASS OUT»
«lol where are you?»
«IN MY GRAVE. OMFGGGG HE JUST LOOKED UP I THINK I CAN DIE HAPPY»
«are you in the cafe?»
«no T_T i'm hiding behind one of the trees outside and he's right by the window omggg»
«hiding behind a tree? -_-»
«AHH HE LOOKED UP AND LAUGHED and i'm a mess over here and people are looking at me weird and i wanna cry T_T»
«come into the cafe»
«i'm too scared T_T what if i pee my pants in front of him»
«haven't you met him before?»
«yeah but this is more..idk....INTIMATE *_*»
«do you want me to come out?»
«yes please T_T i don't think i could be near him»
«lol do you want me to get you an iced tea?»
«yes pleeease T_T i'll pay you back»
«it's fine, i'll pay for it. i asked you out on the date»
«i'm so sorry for acting like this ):»
«it's okay :) you're outside right?»
«yeah»
«do you still see your idol?»
«.....D: omg he's gone T______T»
You felt a tap on your shoulder and turned around with a pout on your face. You wanted to see him but at the same time, you wanted to savour the once-in-a-lifetime chance of catching your idol offstage.
"Hey..." You jaw dropped and no sound came out. You didn't know what kind of guy you expected Boy to be. Perhaps a geek with buck teeth or maybe a punk with a mohawk and eyebrow piercings. What you didn't expect was him.
"Hey Girl," you idol said in a voice that made your inside melt as he handed you a can of iced tea. "Shall we go?"
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haha the ending was so fun to write. i'm glad i was prompted to write an entire one shot with text messages because i wouldn't have done so if it weren't for the request. making me get out of my comfort zone is good ^^ i feel more accomplished when i'm finished.
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