What in the fuq is THAT!?!?!?!?!!
A Twisted Journey Through The UndergroundsThere we stood infront of a HUGE swarm of teenage girls. We were also able to make out some ahjumma's in there.. desperate old hags.
"Is that.." We began to hear them whispering among themselves and the boys immediately began to look away. And with no seconds further accumulating, P.O YANKS on my hair, pulling it and ruffling it over his head. On the other side, Taeil quickly began making aegyo hand gestures, girly poses and the classic eye flutter.
"Ow," I quietly moaned, helping the boys pull it off.
"..Ah andweh. The boys are really manly and tough and P.O would NEVER do soemthing girly like that."
"Yeah and Taeil would never stand as though he's taking a dunk."
"Yeah our boys are too precious to be humiliating themselves in public. Let's go."
They all, to my surprise, began to leave... not having to notice ABIT! Are we fans really that air-headed and.. lost?
"WAHAA! I pulled it off better than you."
"Pssh. In your dreams boy. I aced that like freakin cream PIE!"
--.-- *sigh* The boys at it again. Are dudes really this competitive?
"Ya!.. Go find me some water to drink," P.O insisted.
"Ya?" I questioned in unsatisfaction.
"... Yeah Ya!"
"YEAH YA!?"
"... Yeah yeah.. YA!"
"AAAAGHHH!!!!" I scream out in pure frustration as I tug on to my hair and pull upwards, releasing some strands as I quickly throw them away behind me before they noticed. Then they'd just start making bald jokes about me.
"Ya! .. Did I NOT just tell you to find me some water?"
"Oh go... drink out of the toilet!"
"Unsanitary man," Taeil side-commented.
"Shutup!" I angirly shout at him. Poor dude my anger was released on him.
"You drink from that! I need drinking water. I am.. THEE.. P.O!"
"You conceited little jerk," I mumble under my breathe but then regain my voice and reply in a sweet humbling voice,"The toilet water, comes from the ocean. The ocean, is where ALL our water supplies come from. Infact, we have toilet I MEAN.. ocean.. water right inside of us! You know that we got 70% of water inside of us.. right?"
"... Huh?" Taeil looked up at me and then across from me at P.O as he began to laugh. P.O then reached over to Taeil as he hi-5'd him and they both continued to laugh.
"Urrrrgggghhhh... I HATE U GUYS!!!" I grumble right afterwards as I clench my fists and fast pase away from them.
"Hahaha," I continued to hear laughter from behind me. It was sickening and just raised my anger level even higher.
Slowly, their voices started to faint away. I began to worry, thinking, this it it!.. I might lose them from here on forth and it's just going to be.. ME!.... .. No... no.. please.. I'll look like an idiot if I turn back now towards them. Please guys. Just hurry up after me and continue to walk alongside me. I can't lose Block B like this. I have them RIGHT in my grasp and this is a once in a lifetime OPPORTUNITY that only.. that only a few.. in the ENTIRE world GET!.. No..
I turn around to look behind me, they weren't there. I wait there for a few secs as I begin to see their figures. They were talking among themselves as they were walking along the dusty pathway. Phew, i thought to myself. Now If I could just walk really slow from here. Yes. Control the legs; Control the legs.
"YA!.. GUYS!"
I hear a loud voice ahead of me as I squint my eyes to look further ahead. I spot someone running towards us. He/She began to get closer and closer.
"P.O! .. TAEIL!" The voice called out. I looked to see as I GASPED in SHOCK! And just pure EXCITEMENT!
"P.O!.. TAEIL!" He called out once more.
"YUKWON!" I yell out in glee as I hold out my arms and run towards him in slow motion as a tear drop from both corners of my eyes would fall back behind me leaving a some-what drenched pathway.
"Come to papi," I sway my hair from side to side as an added extra effect, still teary eyed with my mouth as wide as a deceitful dark train tunnel.
"Uhh... guys... What in the FUQ IS THAT?!??!?!?!!!!"Ukwon stood there pointing a finger at me as he looked onto me with immense fear.
.. just so u might think... its.. soemfin else...
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