Humiliation Starters

• “You’re dragging toilet roll along with you…”
• “Hey, I’m today’s model– Oh, this isn’t the drawing class, is it?”
• “I think someone played a prank on you, unless you intended to walk around with this advert stuck to your back?”
• “Oh sorry, I didn’t know you were in here! And changing…”
• “I’ll just pretend I didn’t hear you sing along to that.”
• “Your zipper is undone…”
• “Can you help me? I can’t get into my car– Oh… this isn’t my car.”
• “Oh my god, how long have you been here?! You didn’t hear anything, right? I thought I was home alone.”
• “I thought this was a beach…”
• “Did you intend to send this to your whole contact list?”
• “How was I supposed to know that this wasn’t normal attire for a wedding?! I thought it was rather colourful.”
• “Oh god, I didn’t realise this was your bag. I’ve got one that looks exactly the same.”
• “Yeah, I can give you the directions. It’s right behind you.”
• “Oh , was that your coffee? I thought it was mine, sorry! This cafe is too small.”
• “Haha! Who has a name like that?! Oh– you weren’t kidding?”