AU: Internet Based

• ‘so you’re the that took my username’ au
• 'your url is really similar to my friend’s and i accidentally messaged you’ au
• 'whoops that was supposed to be on anon’ au
• 'my self-esteem is right now and i noticed you just went through my entire face tag, tell me i’m pretty’ au
• 'you were like my first follower, why are you still here’ au
• 'i just recognized you from across the store and i don’t know what to do, my training didn’t prepare me for this’ au
• 'i think half of my anons are from the same person and i’m trying to track you down’ au
• 'we both ship the same obscure pairing, let’s get married right now but first let’s share headcanons’ au
• 'i was looking at my new followers and i think you were my crush that moved away in fourth grade’ au